The Loki Derps Version 2 ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Muninn stared up at the face in the tree, startled but relieved. He pointed over to were the explosion had happened. "Did you..." he took a deep breath, trying to keep the anger out of his voice, "Happen to... I don't know, leave a bomb over in that direction? " he finished asking. "Not that I'm mad or anything that you made me spill ink all over the work I did today or something. " he hissed. "But it would be good to know that there are no more left." Muninn crossed his arms and glared up at her.)

[cashew jackman]

"Bomb?" Squeaky yawned, shaking her head. "Nope. No bomb." She said, dropping from the tree and stretching. "Why do you ask?"

Riley knew he needed to do something, but he wasn't sure if these people were hostile. How was he supposed to find out where he was? Just as he was considering stepping out, something poked his leg. Biting back a yelp of surprise, he glanced down, surprised to see a tiny person in a green suit. The baby leprechaun stared up at him with bright blue eyes. "MUNINN!" Chaleb Jr whined. "There's a stranger heeeeeere!" Startled into action, Riley kicked him away and scrambled back, taking off through the woods. Chaleb Jr landed at Muniin's feet and started crying. ))

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Just wonderin, is Riley going to wonder why a guy with wings is there or no? Because I have the perfect thingie for Muninn yo say. XP)
(Muninn opened his mouth to give Squeaky a tense answer, when little Chaleb screamed his name. He started, whipping out his knife, wings flared out. And when Chaleb ran to him, Muninn scooped the little guy up with his other hand and glared at the bushes.
"Who in Hel's name kicks a baby?!" He quickly handed Ayra Chaleb, patted his head lightly, and zipped after Riley, knife gleaming dangerously. Muninn had a soft spot for little kids, and Chaleb was his friend.)

[cashew jackman]

Haha yeah hold on xD ))

Chaleb Jr sniffled and hugged Ayra, burying his tiny head in her shoulder. "He huwt me." He sniffled, tears rolling down his cheeks.
Riley glanced back, alarmed to see that a... Winged man!? Was chasing him. Eyes widened, he sped up, refocusing on avoiding trees as he dashed onwards.
"Was that a ranger!?" Squeaky exclaimed, watching Munnin run off.

[ＩＮＴＥＲＦＥＣＴＯＲ]

(Ayra looked up at Squeaky and grinned. As usual, cheesy face. The only thing missing was some weapon of mass destruction. Or you know, a weapon of sorts.

She just kinda looked off to the tree line, not really regarding Muninn and Squeaky's dialogue. Then it happened. Something moved. She was about to take off after this cloaked dude until a tiny green suited child was dropped in her hands. At first she stared at it and held it away from her body. "WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS? WHAT IF I BREAK IT MUNINN? IT BETTER HAVE A GOOD WARRANTY BECAUSE I AINT REPLACING IT." Ayra stared with wide terrified eyes at the little toddler before carefully holding him close to her, where he buried his face in her shoulder. At first she just kinda stood shock still, still very unaware of what to do. This was not her forte? Fighting was. Breaking stuff, tackling people, getting hurt, and hurting people. Not...babysitting? Looking up at Squeaky she lifted a brow. "Is this...yours?" She nodded down to the tiny being in her arms. "Because if it is, take it before Loki sees. He'll never let me live it down otherwise." When Cheleb said something about being hurt, she gently patted his head. "There there? Muninn will catch him and I'll kick his sorry tail to Pluto for you, dear." The assassin then smiled down at him. Hey maybe she wasn't so terrible at this?)

[temporalGuardian]

(Fritha flicked shut the book she had been reading when she heard the explosion. "What did they do this time?" she muttered to herself as she put the book away.
After Fritha had walked towards the general area where the explosive sound came from, she saw someone in a green mottled cloak race by. "What in the name of Asgard..." she whispered while deciding to pursue whoever it was that had just ran by her. Fritha quickly called a few animals to keep tabs on the intruder while she ran at an angle to possibly cut them off later. She didn't know who they were or what they were doing but the whole situation made her more than just a little bit nervous. Fritha made certain to stay in a position where the wind couldn't easily blow sounds or other things towards the stranger, just in case they had magic, and in the process she had an idea. Even if the newcomer did have magic it still couldn't hurt to play a small prank, especially if it could possibly gather some information about them. She gathered a tiny spark of her magic in her palm, whispered to it, then sent it in a bubble to follow the stranger. The bubble would be content to harmlessly observe, or at least until it was noticed. Then, it would fill the air with green mist and drive all the insects in the area absolutely crazy. The newcomer was most certainly in for a surprise.)
[Sorry about how long this took, but hopefully I can post again soon.]

[Thecrowmuse11]

(It's fine Owl, ^-^)
(Muninn dashed past someone green. He slowed for a second, just enough to see that it was Fritha, not another one of the green cloaked guys attempting to ambush him or something. Muninn gave her a little wave, then turned to pursue the guy again. It was getting extremely hard to see the guy, his cloak perfectly blended in with the trees and it was starting to tick Muninn off. Obviously this was a magic user, he shimmered and flickered, and probably would've lost sight of the stranger if it wasn't for the fact that he had magic to help him. That and Fritha's little green bubble was much easier to follow. "Hey, stop you!" He yelled, hoping that it might at least get them to hesitate, or turn so that he could see the stranger better Muninn was a touch out of shape and starting to feel like he was chasing a big green ghost. Weren't there ghosts on one planet? Or at least, ghost-like people. Maybe this was one of them, sent to kill Loki, as everyone seemed to want to do.)

[cashew jackman]

Chaleb Jr giggled through his tears as Ayra mentioned Munnin kicking thr stranger's butt. "You funny." He hugged her neck. Suddenly he looked panicked, glancing around wildly. "STOMPY!" He squealed desperately, pointing at a Dino stuffed animal laying on thhe ground nearby. "I drop him." Chaleb whimpered. "Can you pick him up fow me?"
Riley, in great athletic condition, as all ranger apprentices were, kept running with somewhat ease, rounding a corner and scrambling up a tree, blending in instantly. He sat stock still, trusting the cloak to conceal him. He kicked himself mentally, he should have hidden in a bush, then they wouldn't be able to corner him. Ah but people seldom looked up... Maybe he'd be alright after all. Maybe. He suddenly noticed a green bubble, and frowned. What was this? Then there was a hiss and green mist filled the air. Before he knew it, bugs were everywhere. Biting back a scream at the sight of the hundreds of bugs, he dove from the tree and took off again, slamming into Munnin. He fell and scrambled back, stumbling to his feet and turning t run again. ))

[ＩＮＴＥＲＦＥＣＴＯＲ]

(Humming contently as she lightly bounced on her heels, she smiled. "Oh really? What makes me so funny?" The blonde leaned back to look him in the eyes after he hugged her neck. As he looked panicked, her green eyes widened as she looked around for danger. That is until he revealed that it was a plush toy dinosaur that was giving him so much anxiety. Finding that they were no longer in no immediate danger, she nodded. "Of course I can, dear." Bending her knees to crouch down quickly, the assassin scooped up the toy with her free hand before offering it to the little child in her arms.)

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Muninn yelped in pain as something smacked really hard into his back. He wasn't sure, but it felt like it had something to do with the fudging stranger he'd been chasing. He was going to have bruises all over his back, and it he thought he'd heard something snap. Hopefully a branch. The stranger scrambled to their feet and started to run. Muninn gritted his teeth. Not this fudging time, baby-kicker, he thought. He lurched to his feet and grabbed the end of the stranger's flappy coat, pulling him back towards him. The cowl of the coat flipped off, and Muninn stared with disgust at the face inside. "It's just a little boy!" He whispered in a slightly awed, but very loud voice. He wasn't certain how far they had run, but if they were close to Ayra, he was sure she'd need some relief. Muninn raised his knife, still holding Riley's cloak with a firm grip. "Now, I wanna know two things. One, who sent you, and two WHAT GAVE YOU THE FUDGING IDEA TO KICK A BABY?! I mean, it's one thing to attack Loki, because he's made a bunch of people very angry, and he loves doing it, but Chaleb is only two.. no, three years old! Do you normally kick your own kind?! Now, I oughta send your soul directly to Loki's daughter, not the horse, his half-skeleton one, with a postcard attached saying 'kick this babykicker' but nooo, of course you have to turn out to be a minor too, and-" Muninn continued to chew Riley out, not giving him a chance to speak, and began to drag him back towards Ayra and Chaleb. "- But instead I'm just going to bring you to our resident assassin and our resident trickster and see if they have any ideas for an attempted assassin-baby kicker who drops down from trees.")