The Loki Derps Version 2 ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

[temporalGuardian]

[Everyone thinks my 'chicken peck typing' with one finger is slow but I can type much faster than most people who use all their fingers when I want to and on mobile I can type super fast too. I can type somewhat fast with all my fingers but I have to lift up my fingers and check what key is where sometimes. Good morning! I should be getting ready for school, but it can wait 10 minutes.]

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((I remember when I used to do that...I started with that when I first got this laptop because it was a big change from my last one, and I wasn't used to the keys so I had to chicken peck the keys for awhile... I can type fairly well on mobile, but by no means quickly XD I have to lift my fingers up when looking for keys that aren't letters, I still have yet to memorize those.

Working on finishing up my post really quick))

[Scarlip]

((Hey guys :3

On a mobile it's not that I'm unable to find the keys, I also type really fast but I end up hitting the wrong key cause the screen is relatively small and just...ugh. I don't like typing on the phone for that reason, not because I'm slow but because of the typos. xD Whenever I'm texting my friend we end up laughing our butts off over typos. xD

Take your time, gotta walk the dog before I can respond anyway ^^))

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((Wow I went majorly quiet over here - went to shower, then watched a football match, ate, watched more TV but now I'm back and YAY my head ache is gone! ^_^ And postie post. :3))

{"Never did I claim to know you for long, but long enough. By now I know you well enough to find that", he cleared his throat and imitated her voice, "Loki you just looked so stupid!", before continuing in his normal tone, "sounds like a phrase you'd hide between the lines. You don't really intend to argue otherwise?". A sly smirk stole across his lips. Loki lifted his brows, giving Ayra a surprised glance. "Ooooh? Our girl has done her research, very well. So much interest, that's interesting. You should tell me more, sometime. Tell me all about your research on me and the results you have. I'm eager to hear what a race that crams me into books labeled as 'mythology' has to say about me. Maybe I'll learn some new things about myself that I didn't know so far?". An undeniable hint of sarcasm sounded in Loki's voice as he spoke, but also curiosity. He nodded slowly. "That's true, messing with a god who can snap your neck isn't a smart thing to do. Unless of course it happens in a playfully teasing manner, and what else are we doing here if not teasing? And that's the fun part, you can never be ultimately sure whether or not I'm teasing you, hm?"
Loki noticed that after her comment about graceful crows that made him chuckle, Ayra at first looked slightly embarrassed -probably remembering the accident- and then seemed to go off into thoughts for a moment. When she eventually spoke about forcing things, Loki started to smirk. "It's much better to have convinving arguments. Horses like sugar cubes. Even though sometimes they don't realize that until you practically stuff it into their mouth and whet their appetite. Then they realize it's so much better this way. Sometimes a little force is needed but in the end it's the convincing argument that counts." He kept watching her facial expressions and an amused grin spread across his face when she repeated 'some submission' and looked slightly unsettled for a glimpse of a moment. "As I said, it will have to be enough submission to make you follow my instructions and not sass me to death." The god smiled. "Work hard? Then we're back at Thor's coined phrase. Magic requires you to work smart, not hard. You must remember the words, you must speak them correctly, you must focus your thoughts in the right way. It's mainly brain work. But try hard is the key, not to give up when you fail. And you'll fail repeatedly...at first." The god hummed and then shrugged ever so slightly. "You now have a good reason to prove that you're worthy of being my equal. If you manage that, I shall teach you." For some reason Loki was rather convinced that she'd manage it. He didn't even know how, because he wasn't too sure about what exactly he was expecting. Yet he felt like she'd already come closer to being his equal than any other mortal ever had. Which was...impressive yet unsettling at the same time. Only unsettling and not really impressive was that for the most part he actually wanted her to manage it. When Loki told Ayra that he believed her there was pure joy shining in her eyes and smile. She looked as if she wanted to jump up and down or clap her hands out of joy and the god couldn't help but smile along with her. It was paradox, she claimed to have no emotions, or at least to keep them locked away. Yet everything she did she did passionately. Whether it was laughing, arguing, sassing, teasing, questioning, or shining with joy like now. She seemed everything but unemotional to Loki. Maybe she just had to realize herself that she had emotions?
'See, I told you I know you quite well' he thought with amusement as she mentioned her stubbornness, but instead voiced something different, a funny little detail he'd noticed. "So...you think I'd let you die? I only said it would end in disaster, not in death." He tilted his head the slightest bit and held her gaze for a moment. "Oh but what if my wrath is gruesome, so much that begging and kneeling becomes an attractive option?" A smirk appeared on Loki's lips. "I mean, apart from the general visual attractiveness."
"Mhm, we will be recording it all on your phone." The trickster's grin broadened. "One of those marriages will of course include Squeaky. All four of them shall get paired off. Love is in the air!" The more he thought about this, the greater his anticipation grew. But they'd have to wait a little, until the others didn't expect revenge to come.
He slightly cocked his head when Ayra said it was better to keep it at friendship for both their sake. How so? Loki wasn't the one who'd potentially get hurt, right? Yes, he liked her. He didn't fully understand it himself, but he couldn't deny it. And it was enough for him to try not to take advantage of her feelings for him, should she develop any. But in case he wouldn't be able to resist, she'd be the one getting hurt. But Loki? Granted, he greatly disliked the thought of falling apart with her, so in a way he might get hurt...but not as much as she would. And especially not as much as he would if he was to develop feelings for her. That would be a different thing, then he would be the one to really get hurt. Unlike his brother he couldn't just ignore the problem of 80 years versus 5000 years. Good to know that it wasn't gonna happen. He wouldn't let it happen. Nope nope nope. It couldn't possibly be. "In this case it's better to be heartless, trust me.", the god said while starting to make his way down the boulder. But in his heart he knew she'd lied. He knew Ayra wasn't as heartless as she liked to pretend. She'd proven that, back there on the clearing.}

{"Long enough for what? Don't you dare start stalking my life, I have enough of that from H- err...my past job. Um, no. I don't intend to argue otherwise. Because that was not something I hid between the lines...but thanks. I'll use that next time it becomes relevant." Ayra smirked. When Loki made a surprised face, her own face brightened considerably. "I've done my research as of late, seeing as it might hold insiders and keys to unlocking some stuff. Maybe I'll tell you some stuff later...not sure I'm ready to share yet. Still sorting what is fiction and what could be real." At his curious tone it made her smile slyly. It would be fun holding such information and giving him bit by bit as time wore on. Such sadistic pleasures. Not really sadistic though... "When is it? Do not answer that, I don't wanna know..." She waved her hand in a dismissive way while shaking her head slightly. "Um, threatening? If not teasing that it...but I'd hope it's only teasing. No I cannot, but I intend to find a way to make it easier or at least make me feel more sure about myself when figuring out if you are teasing or lying." Ayra gave him a pointed look before smiling.
Clapping her hands together and then pointing an index finger at him she grinned "Best answer ever. I like the way you think, you keep reminding me of how your mind works in similarity to mine. Excellent." The hand she used to point at him she now held out palm up for a high-five while grinning. "Oh well, trust me. I can give up that amount of submission, but, I will find a way to sass you to death while submitting enough submission." Ayra returned his smile with a nod and smirk. "Not what I meant...but okay. My work always needs me to think smart. You can't work hard if you can't think smart first, this was a simple lesson and rule that I learned in both fields of work. Brain work is my forte, Master Sassy Pants." Amusement played across her facial features. "Failure is always an option, Loki. Always. Trust me...failure was the norm when training started." Her face quickly contorted to that of shock "Did...I...say that aloud? Nevermind nevermind forgetthatyouheardnothingAyradoesn'tsimplyfailyouheardnothing." She stuttered out in a quick mash-up of words while shaking her hands in front of her torso. "Awh what? Dangit. How do you convince the god of mischief to teach you something like magic...whatever. Good challenge. Erm." Facepalming with a huff she turned it into rubbing her face "This is going to be difficult." Resting her chin in the palms of her hands she studied his face before trailing off into thought, considering her options. Okay, options. She could manipulate, but he'd know she's trying that...so no. There was...can't believe this is an option...begging. Ayra would not stoop that low though, not yet. Maybe last chance type thing. She could blackmail. That was cruel though. Bargaining? That might work. She could offer up information about something about her that he was curious about...that might just work. "Hmmm, would you consider me offering up information about me, or a topic I know about, in exchange for you teaching me magic?" After speaking did she look at him briefly before averting her eyes seemingly lost in thought again.
His question caught her off-guard and her face probably showed it. Did she entertain that thought? Would he let her...die? Or would he protect her? Wait woah, not protect, more or less just having her back, right? So then why did that feel like she was trying to convince herself that? "Wouldn't you though?" She tilted her head and her eyebrows were contracted "Aren't I 'just another mortal' to you?" That peaked her curiosity greatly. The stonehearted monster just might have heart, contrary to popular belief. How strange... "Hmm, well then begging and kneeling might just be considered an option." She rolled her eyes "You aren't that attractive, Loki. Don't inflate your ego, now." A sly grin stole across her face and features.
Excitement stole across her whole body language. If they were going to record it on her phone, she would have this so long as it wasn't deleted. Mental note: When you get the video, quickly encrypt it and have it saved on a few different servers. That way if SQUEAKY or somebody manages to get ahold of her phone and deletes it she can back it up or have it saved somewhere else. Lovely...this would be very amusing for her and Loki. "Oooh who is SQUEAKY to be paired off with? I'm very curious." Sending Loki a small smirk she straightened her shoulders and looked around as if to make sure nobody was within hearing distance to them. "Love is in the air? Somebody best get me some disinfectant air spray, cause this Queen of Sass ain't fallin' in love today!" Ayra cracked into giggles. No, Ayra was certainly not about to fall in love. Love was overrated and not an emotion, but a conscience choice as she learned. A conscience choice she would not make and use every ounce of willpower to overcome.
"Being heartless is a difficult path to take. That's why I fell into my new line of work, but I still try to maintain my stone-heartedness, although it's difficult." It pained Ayra to have to keep up such an appearance, but she knew she was also failing at it. So long it's been since she's had to be cold-blooded and quite frankly, she was rusty. And she did not like the feeling, but she would have to if she was to not develop attachment or feelings, for anyone, whether it be friendship, something more, or something less. It hurt, yes, she wanted to be friends with everybody here, but if she formed attachments she wouldn't want to leave. Deep down she knew she would have to return to her home, so mentally she was screaming to make the best of it while it lasted before parting ways. But when the time came, if the time came, would she want to leave? Or would she stay and go off onto more adventures until she could no longer? Wait. She needed to thinking about her friends and family, her work, her future. But this future couldn't be bad, could it? Well yes, it could. They could have another run-in with an enemy and she could be seriously injured or worse, die. Did she want that? Everything is so confusing. It was like she was torn in half, and it probably showed on her face in that moment, but right now she couldn't keep her mask up to hide it, nor did she care. Right now she needed to sort her thoughts, her priorities, her life. "Any idea where the others are at? I kinda just ran blindly and didn't really pay attention where I was going." As she was making her way down the boulder she was mildly concerned that Loki had done the same, but she quickly dismissed the thought and concentrated on getting down the rocks without breaking her ankle. "I swear...I pick the most difficult places to go." Muttering lowly to herself she didn't really expect a comment from Loki, seeing as she was only voicing a thought.}

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Baaack... again. How come when I manage to get online, for exactly one hour... everyone is gone? Anywho, Misty and I came up with a plot arrangement for the Hydra thingy... Basically, Ayra and Squeaky starts getting phone calls from an anonymous caller. When Shield released everything, all of it's secrets, they learned about Ayra and Squeaky. They want them. They view them as a possible threat, and if they won't join Hydra, they'll be eliminated, along with their families. One of them refuses, and tries to tell the others, but the other one is ordered to eliminate them. That person doesn't want to kill the refuser, cause we're all best buds, and instead, knocks them out. Hydra wants the agreer to capture one of the Asgardians. Probably one of the weakest, Muninn or Fritha, so that they can safely contain them. The agreer succeeds, with the help of Skadi and/or Huginn, and brings the captive to earth. The others follow, probably rescue, and take down that branch of Hydra.
Does it sound okay?)

[Agent Sky]

( Yay, another person!! I liveth as well! And the plan sounds great to me )

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((I have no idea, I try to be on as much as I can so I can chat with whoever, but you plan life and life happens...
*bounces up and down* Awww yis! Ayra volunteers to be the one to knock people out! Err...agreer. *rubs hands together* This is a good plot. *gives Crow and Misty a gold star sticker*))

[Scarlip]

((Baaaack ^^
Oooh I like that plan, I smell drama! xD
And now my brain's being flooded with ideas again Shall we maybe actually make a discussion thread?))

[Agent Sky]

( How did I know you were gonna say that, Moon ? Oh, and by the way, I just realized that Muninn and SQUEAKY's ship name would be Munkey XD
And yes, discussion thread would be awesome!)

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(Because my violent nature is predictable? *nodnod* Oh my gosh, that is funny, Misty.
I think that's a good idea.)