The Loki Derps ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

[cashew jackman]

Back! What'd I miss? I'm currently lip syncing songs from Frozen with a nine year old... XD ))

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(Ayra and Loki danced XD And then just some bantering between Loki and Ayra.)

[cashew jackman]

Oh, as usual xD ))

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((Yes yes XD And now we await Misty's return to shove Muninn like she's been wanting to do for the past week...))

[Scarlip]

((Discretion...*falls over and dies laughing*
Oh that sounds like fun XD))

(*chuckles* Okay whatever. *sighs* Then your brain is actually functioning, because that is exactly what would happen. *rolls eyes* I swear... *facepalm* It still isn't animal abuse, considering the fact you are a god and just shifted into an animal. An animal would still not be your true form, thus not animal abuse in my standards. *nodnod*
Mmmm....naw...hitting works best *nods while grinning* Fun context sometimes, but not all the time. You probably would like to hear what I was going to say because I'm a lady and was about to say something unladylike? *tilts head with a smile* I don't believe it, but if you claim it, then I will hold you to it. Maybe I don't want to make up my mind? *grins teasingly* I will use positive reinforcement when you do something good. *gives a pointed look* *looks over at Fritha with a tilted head while watching her* Ummm that is freaky...but I still do not believe in magic, sorry. *shrugs* That would be very hard without magic...but I'm just to stubborn and refuse to believe in magic, sorry.
*gigglesnorts at his expression* I will tranq. you if you slobber on me, Loki. *hums lowly for a moment* Whatever to get your big elephantness off me. *nods seriously* Yes, I would find it highly amusing. *rolls eyes* Well glad I'm amusing I guess, but do not think I'm your personal source for amusement or your pet. *gives a pointed look before grinning* Well, I find you match my sass well enough to be called awesome...but if you'd like me to take the statement back, I can. *smirks*

I am not planning anything, it's a peace offering, stupid. *rests chin on knees* But no guilt. I regret nothing.)

(Yes I like to think that my brain is functioning, thanks. *smirks* Oooh, you swear? Again? What word is it now? I'm all ears...*chuckles and then lets out a deep sigh* It's Loki abuse then. Which is even worse than animal abuse.
Still totally not convinced. How can you be so sure if you never tried the alternative? *raises brows and then nods* Mhm, and I'm almost certain I'd find it highly amusing. And I see, I see....deciding issues. *tilts head* Getting off you would be something good wouldn't it? So why shock me then? *looks at Fritha and chuckles* Protects you from pretty much anything until I come along with dark magic. And...*looks at Ayra*...I assume our stubborn mortal doesn't believe in any form of magic, dark or not. *smirks*
*gives Ayra a bewildered gaze* Tranq me? I think I'd rather not, especially after such peculiar and sadistic threats. *sighs* Alright...but calling me an elephant is counterproductive. Now I'm afraid I will require a "please" in order to get off. And don't you dare go for "please, dear elephant". Nope nope nope. Won't work. *grins* But...wh...y...? *tilts head and still puppy dog eyes you* That's cruel, heartless, and majorly sadistic. Loki abuse, once again, and so much worse than any electrical shock. *thinks for a moment* Pet? That is not a bad idea actually. You know, my current pet isn't quite a good pet. *smirks* Oh no no no I'm perfectly good with it. *nodnodnod smile*

Peace offering? Sounds good, I'll just pretend I didn't hear the "stupid" for now. *noms on gummi worms*)

((decided to include the reaction in here instead of editing. :3))

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(You're welcome *grins* Hmm *taps chin* I could use the second 'b' word...considering it would be highly fitting to your life. *gives a evil smirk* Yeah, maybe the second 'b' word... Or is it god abuse? *snickers and pokes his nose* But Loki abuse sounds interesting and amusing...
I have tried the alternative. And hitting just works best for me. That's why I ditched the other way years ago. *nodnod* You'd find anything I do that is not normal of other mortals amusing, probably. *smiles* I guess you could say deciding issues. *shrugs* Yes I guess you getting off me would be a good thing. So I would not shock you then. *shakes head* Nope. Do not believe in any type of magic. Dark or not.
Oh yes, tranq you. *grunts* Well then I'd rather just let you stay on top of me, because Ayra doesn't say that word. *snickers* Because you would be curled up writhing in pain at something a mortal did to you. Oh yes, very much Loki abuse, sadistic, cold, and heartless.
*glares* I'm not a pet, nor will I ever be one. I'm my own master. *snorts* But I will agree that SQUEAKY has many obedience issues...perhaps its time to take another trip to Earth to find a new pet? *shrugs* Okay, then don't question it. *grins*

Alrighty, stupid *snickers before grinning teasingly*)

[temporalGuardian]

[2/3 of it was OOC. The last part wasn't. I can't find Moon's edited response, will keep searching.]
[Never mind, I found it.]

[cashew jackman]

*walks in with a mischievous smirk and sits down* ))

[Scarlip]

((Hehe my brain derped there for some reason. I think it was rather obvious, now that I read through it again, but somehow...yeah, I derped out. x3 It's on the previous page, right above the post where you asked.

*eyes Squeaky*))

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((*walks in and sits next to SQUEAKY with a evil grin of evilness*))