The Loki Derps ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

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((Errrmg that is epic!
And yes Misty has permission *covers ears in case she forgets about discretion*))

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((I was very happy to find it was at least 75% saved XD I had to re-write the end, but I mean at least I didn't have to re-write the whole thing... *dives for cover behind a wall of sandbags* Take cover!)

[Scarlip]

((Oh god yes that would've been long o_O
And good idea, walls of sandbags are always good *runs for it, still covering ears*))

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((Very long >.> It took me a long time to write that up last night, and many curious glances from my family as to why I was laughing and smiling like an idiot....
*puts ear plugs in and pokes head out from behind sandbags and places a tranquilizer gun over the sandbags and aims it at Misty in case she goes off the deep end* Always be prepared!))

[Scarlip]

((Just realized I totally derped and forgot to respond. xD And yes aaaalways be prepared! o_o People don't value discretion nowadays. Tse tse. *gigglesnorts*
I frequently end up grinning and giggling about the RP, sometimes it gets strange when there's a very serious conversation going on, or a touching movie, and I sit there grinning. xD))

(Hmmmm, maybe. Maybe not, maybe so. *chuckles* Yes, as long as we are not in contact. I'd rather not having the same shocking experience as you do. *tilts head with a smirk* But you are not a real animal, are you? No. You are not. I would never be cruel to animals. *gives a pointed look before fading into a small smile*
Hitting solves everything! *snickers before glaring* Yes, but I did not say them in such a way. At first I was going to say something...probably unladylike...but stopped and continued onto another sentence. *tilts head* Um. False. Wrong context, Sassy Pants. *sighs and facepalms* But you are not a dog, Loki. Spell dog backwards and then you got what you are. *sighs* Not really, I assume. But I don't simply give out positive reinforcement when the pet is being bad. *pops with a rolled up magazine*
Whatever, you're just being difficult. You know what I meant and decided to twist it. *rolls eyes* Awkward and it makes me feel uncomfortable. *grins* Needless to say, Ayra approves. *smirks before shrugging* Perhaps. But I would find it highly amusing... Mmhmm. What is it that makes me amusing to you? *shrugs* Well yes, I did. We are both awesome, right?

Gee I wonder why! *chuckles and offers a bag of gummi worms*)

((XD Oh my gosh. That about sums it up.))

(Maybe? No. Most definitely. *nodnod* This is why I totally think we shouldn't part, I'd be shocked if you suddenly broke off the contact. *smirks* I could arrange something. Shapeshifting, you know.
No no no it does not! Pressing gently is much more efficient. *nods emphasizingly* Well I like to point out alternatve ways. They often are much better than the original way. And...how come I'd love to hear whatever you were wanting to say? *grins* Fun context. *raises brows along with his smirk* Oh? And I thought you didn't believe that I'm a god. Loki to mortal, Loki to mortal, make up your mortal mind please? *chuckles* Ow! But maybe you should use positive reinforcement when your dog is being good and getting off you? And shocking would certainly not be positive reinforcement. *tilts head*
*gives a confused dog look and bursts chuckling* Well...the prospect of being shocked also makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable. And it's not like I'm going to lick and slobber all over your face or something so no need to worry...or should I? *grins but shakes head as to not give her any false ideas* How about a compromise, I get off you but keep holding your wrist to avoid a shocking experience? How would that sound? *gulps* Wait, you would find that highly amusing? You would...actually enjoy doing that to me? *insert puppy dog eyes here* You just are amusing. When you're sassy, when you try to be sassy but your emotions show through, when you're annoyed, when you lose it and burst laughing...yes, amusing. *smiles* Yes, I just didn't think you'd call me awesome. *chuckles*

*tilts head and grabs a few worms, eyeing them and then her* Guilt nagging at the back of your brain, or...are you planning something again?)

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((Discretion...*falls over and dies laughing*
Oh that sounds like fun XD))

(*chuckles* Okay whatever. *sighs* Then your brain is actually functioning, because that is exactly what would happen. *rolls eyes* I swear... *facepalm* It still isn't animal abuse, considering the fact you are a god and just shifted into an animal. An animal would still not be your true form, thus not animal abuse in my standards. *nodnod*
Mmmm....naw...hitting works best *nods while grinning* Fun context sometimes, but not all the time. You probably would like to hear what I was going to say because I'm a lady and was about to say something unladylike? *tilts head with a smile* I don't believe it, but if you claim it, then I will hold you to it. Maybe I don't want to make up my mind? *grins teasingly* I will use positive reinforcement when you do something good. *gives a pointed look* *looks over at Fritha with a tilted head while watching her* Ummm that is freaky...but I still do not believe in magic, sorry. *shrugs* That would be very hard without magic...but I'm just to stubborn and refuse to believe in magic, sorry.
*gigglesnorts at his expression* I will tranq. you if you slobber on me, Loki. *hums lowly for a moment* Whatever to get your big elephantness off me. *nods seriously* Yes, I would find it highly amusing. *rolls eyes* Well glad I'm amusing I guess, but do not think I'm your personal source for amusement or your pet. *gives a pointed look before grinning* Well, I find you match my sass well enough to be called awesome...but if you'd like me to take the statement back, I can. *smirks*

I am not planning anything, it's a peace offering, stupid. *rests chin on knees* But no guilt. I regret nothing.)

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(How can you not believe in magic even when you see it? If magic doesn't exist, how can I do this? *surrounds self in green bubble and floats off the ground* It is bulletproof, fireproof, arrow proof, it protects from pretty much anything. *makes more smaller bubbles float around huge bubble* Now do you believe in magic? I can also speak to and understand animals. It would be very hard to do that without magic.)

[Was this forgotten in the wait to push Muninn and have Loki kiss Ayra or did I miss the reply?]
[Edit: I got rid of the OOC portion to make it easier to reply to.]

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(*bloop* Nope I totally missed this and I shall go incorporate this--Sorry Myth DX)

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(Oh I saw it but thought it was OOC for some reason o.o will edit :3))

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(*rolls around* I edited it to include it
I wonder when Misty will get back...)