The Loki Derps ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

[Thecrowmuse11]

(I had a long post, and it was funny. But then I hit a button on my computer, and suddenly everything crashed. WHY PUT A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTTON DIRECTLY NEXT TO THE SPACE BAR?! So, yeah... I need a moment. >.<)

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(I'm trying to get out of the habit of slapping people >.>
Thou is correct. I hateth thy Olden English.
I know, specifically when parents are involved XD
I hate my phone all the time. Then I throw it across the room only to get up to make sure I didn't break it...

Take your time, Crow XD Just try not to murder your computer.)

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Muninn stared at the picture for a long time, looking like he was debating whether to kill everyone, or burst out laughing. In the end, he did neither, just giving Fritha a little glance, to make sure she wasn't actually seriously considering the picture, then glared at Loki, looking pointedly at his and Ayra's hands. "What in the world... would make you believe that a magical crow and an asgardian healer could ever be... shipped?" He asked, and began muttering in broken English with the occasional Norse swear.)

[Scarlip]

{Loki shook his head slightly. "Oh but I didn't say 'always winning', I said 'winning in the end'. That is something else. You don't need to always win, what matters is that you win in the long run. And that is what I'm planning to do." He smirked, satisfied by the degree of her amusement about his Sherlock shift and the fact that he'd unsettled her, even if it was just slightly. The god chuckled as she talked about her plan. "Let me guess, you plan to torture me so much that I'm begging for death? And of course you wouldn't be that cruel and kill me, Hel no. Because you like me." He grinned, and when Ayra mentioned her lack of serious affection the god gave Muninn and Fritha a 'See, i told you, stop shipping us!' look before turning back towards the mortal. "Hmm...turning the universe upside down and into chaos is something I'd do, it's a tantalizing concept. A weird idea, as I said, but appealing. Chaos god, you know." Saying the last phrase he raised his brows a bit and smirked. "However I don't intend to end up kneeling, but instead come out on top." Loki averted his gaze for a second and then looked back at Ayra with big eyes, producing an innocent face while speaking. "And would forcing me to kneel not be something like animal abuse, to say it with your preferred term? A mortal forcing a god and prince to lower himself so much, making him kneel and beg? Such cruelty." The mischief returned to his face. "Parents? No. King? Soon to be. Ruler? Oh you have no idea!" He pushed her two more steps backwards, grinning. "Obedience issues you say...I think we need to work on those, then. I like challenges, kitty." Loki chuckled. "Why, I can't just drop it. Obedience issues, you know. And you are telling the God of Lies to accept the truth while the supposed truth is nothing but a lie? You're such a funny sassy fearful little mortal." The god was highly amused when she talked about what she was wanting to do to him. "Yes I think you've mentioned those plans before. But I can't happen to find them any more appealing, nor arrangable." He refused to let go of Ayra's wrists for a moment. "But if I kissed you right now you couldn't possibly scratch my eyes out. No worries, I don't plan to. Not only because I hold my tongue dear. And since I don't intend to kiss you I suppose I can let go now without losing my eyes?" The god turned to Muninn, grinning. "She is an Asgardian, so are you. You both possess magic, different kinds of magic I admit, but still. You are a crow, she loves animals. You both prefer to have things the peaceful way. If a mortal and a god who're at each others throats can be shipped, then you can be too, for sure. And Ayra thinks the same, right?" He gave the mortal an amused glance.}

(Aaaaagh i hate my phone. I literally needed until now because typos and slow typing and djjdxodjd.
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I'm trying to get out of the habit of slapping people >.>

Loki asked if you're being serious cause it's so hard to imagine. XD)

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{Ayra did her best to look highly unamused "Okay, whatever floats your boat. But you won't always win in the end, Sassy Pants. While you take the low road, I shall take the high road, thank you." Nodding her head at the words 'thank you' she gave what could pass as a small smile. "Hmmm, no. But that is a good idea. Thank you for that. I shall see if I can incorporate that into the plan. Hey, just because I like you doesn't mean that if you really get annoying I won't kill you." She gave him a small teasing smile before chuckling lightly. Watching him give Fritha and Muninn a look before focusing back on her made her smile and shake her head. Well at least they heard it also, so now maybe they would ease up on the shipping if not sink that ship now. Probably won't happen, but a girl can dream, right? "Oh of course I know. But it does sound fun, doesn't it?" Grinning she shifted her weight to her opposite leg. "Nope. Not animal abuse." She smirked "Oh yes, of course I would. I'm just cruel like that." When she saw that familiar look of mischief return she had a gut feeling she should probably be a little worried. "Uh, no. King in your dreams. I don't even want to know what you mean by ruler, but whatever you mean, I disagree." Before she could offer any more insults she was shoved back, and resting her weight on her good leg she stumbled back and ended up on one knee while pushing against him. She could feel the strain in her shoulder muscles but it felt like a dull pain in the back of her mind as the adrenaline kicked in. "Nawww, no thanks. I prefer to keep them." She glared while smirking up at him "I am not your challenge, nor am I an animal you may simply toy around with while trying to break, in fact, I'm not breakable. I've got too much stubbornness, sass, and am much too hardheaded for such a thing." Without looking at him, she simply went for glaring off into the distance while trying to remain level-headed and calm. Already twice in a span of less then fifteen minutes he's managed to get her to kneel, well the second time is more like a half-kneel, but still, it set her off. Biting the inside of her cheek, probably harder than needed because she felt the metallic taste of blood a few seconds later, she could feel the frustration of failure creeping up. No. Don't let him get to you. She silently scolded herself. "Funny and sassy, but not fearful." Finally looking up at him she grinned. "Whatever helps you sleep at night." Shrugging her shoulders she looked away from his face while trying to hide a grin. "I swear Loki if you don't let go of my wrists I will bite you. So please let go so I may go see Fritha about this." She nodded down to her ankle and then returned her gaze to his face with a raised brow. "Please refrain from kissing me, because I'd prefer you stay out of my personal space." Grinning teasingly she only replied to his question with a "We'll see." Smiling deviously at Muninn and Fritha she nodded to Loki's words "Oh yes, the sassy and hardheaded mortal agrees greatly."}

[cashew jackman]

I'm back, wait, so now Munnin and Fritha are being shipped? o.o RUN FOR THE HILLS OR YOU WILL BE SHIPPED!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! *runs off screaming* xD ))

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(Yes, I am being serious XD

OH? WELL I AM JUST NOW SHIPPING SQUEAKY WITH SOMEBODY.)

[cashew jackman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides* ))

[Thecrowmuse11]

(Squeaky and Huginn. X3
Huginn: "hey honey bunny, lets go blow Loki up! <3)

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(Yes! XD That is perfect, Crow.)