The Loki Derps ~ Invite Only Randomness RP

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(Sour Patch gum. Is. Amazing. *hiss* Mine.
>.> I think I'm safe for now, so I'm gonna attempt to write something up. Let's hope I don't jinx this.
I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good XD)

[Scarlip]

(ermg i just looked it up...not sure they sell it over here. But hey, both our lives were a lie, woop xD *highfive of sourness* And on a sidenote...cat. xP
Yay, welcome to the club )

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{Ayra rolled her eyes "Oh yes, sorry. Also faking your death, but not always winning, Sassy Pants. Nobody wins everything. I should know." Watching him shift into Sherlock made her burst into giggles and drop her face so her chin was against her chest to hide the extreme amusement she was experiencing. "Oh my gosh that is too legit. That is exactly something he would say! Oh my dear..." When he changed back to his regular appearance she rubbed her face on her shoulder before looking up at him again. "No I'm not so sure anymore. But that was flippin' funny!" She burst into giggles again before coughing and taking the more normal and sassy attitude she always had back. "Oh no, that is still the plan. It hasn't been cancelled. I just like you, so I won't kill you." Nodding her head to her own words she flashed him a smirk. "But don't think that I have any serious affection for you, I just simply enjoy your company and your sassy attitude, which reminds me of me." When he rambled on about how he should earn the title she raised a brow and tilted her head slightly with a grin. "Oh, kneeling would certainly do. I always aim to turn the universe upside down and into chaos." She grinned. "Psshh, you aren't my parents, king, or ruler. So until then, I shall blatantly ignore and refuse any and all of your demands or commands. Just cause I'm stubborn and having obedience issues like that." Ayra glared when he smirked and continued to take the conversation further "I'm not scared of you! Just drop it. For real, Loki! Why can you not simply accept the truth of me not being scared of you? Because you are used to and want everybody being scared of you? Well news flash! This sassy mortal isn't. Nor will she be. If anything she is tired of you and ready to put you in a bloody headlock, knock you out, and then duck tape you to a tree." After ranting her thoughts she finally huffed and avoided his gaze by looking around, past him, or down at her feet. Well, their feet. "Fine, whatever." She went to pull away from him so she could walk over to Fritha. "Oh? Well then when they aren't being held against my will I will scratch your eyes out." She listened to his banter with Fritha and when the drawing changed to Fritha and Muninn kissing she hunched over laughing. "OH MY GOSH! I am totally shipping that ship!"}

(Ahhhhh I'm being ripped from the computer...
But yes...our lives are lies...*highfives* LOL yes I guess I'm a cat now.
There is a club for this?)

[Scarlip]

(Noo *grabs your other arm to pull you back, leaving you right in between me and your dad (it's him i suppose?)*
Judging by your hiss, you are. xD *sits and stares at the sour patch gum* OwO
Um...yes, I suppose there is now. I do what I want xP)

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(Please don't pull my arms off is all I ask XD (Yeah... it's my dad.)
Although I took this online test thing and it says I'm a unicorn soooo.... UNICORN POWERS! *arm flail* The eyes... *backs away slowly while clutching gum*
I guess you just kinda made it up, hm? *nodnod* Yes you do what you want except when parents are involved, then we do what they want us to do... >.>)

[Scarlip]

(No, we're just gonna stretch them a bit until they look like gum strips. xD
*pouts and eyes you* OnO
Yes, I suppose I did But hey, someone has to found a club like that so why not us? And that always depends on the situation. xD I'm gonna watch a movie butwill type a post on my phone, halfway there :3)

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(Nooooo I don't want strangely disproportioned arms....
*hurls a piece of Sour Patch gum at* Not thee eyes!
This is true. There aren't enough people in the world to form such strange clubs I guess Okie dokey Loki ^-^ Dang half-way? You move quickly when you have motivation...)

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(Awh but it would be fun! You could get something from across the room without getting up. Or use them to jump rope. And.... I would frequently end up knotting them secretly. XD
Eeep thanks *noms on it* 8D Theeeee eyes. Accidental old english there?
Oh my slowness isn't due to motivation issues, just the cursed perfectionism and distraction. And...parents. xD I'm highly motivated, especially when the scene is so much fun like this. 83)

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(Naw, not worth it XD I'd be made fun of probably and stuff for such long arms, not to mention I don't think my arms would move in such a way to be knotted up.
You're very welcome >.> *plops down* Nope, purposeful Old English. ^*^
That sounds like me, only I try not to be slow because most of the time I hate the feeling of people are waiting on me...
This scene is extremely fun and exciting. I'm already plotting Ayra's reaction...)

[Scarlip]

(But if people make fun you can just slap them from afar xD
Wow, but thou hate olden english, methinks? :0
I also try to not be slow for that exact reason, just managing it is hard xD
Did I ever mention I hate my phone? typos typos typoooos.)