A ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ...
You can call me either hazardousbones, bones, or Eric. Whatever pleases you I don't really care.
I'm in a lot of fandoms but I prefer to only RP what I ship; if it's in a fandom I'm in that doesn't mean that I'll RP that ship. I prefer not to RP any boy x boy couples unless it's one of my ships or unless I say so, keep in mind that I will always RP straight and girl x girl.
I'm generally a friendly person in fact if you decide to message me saying that you would just like to talk that's totally cool and I will always respond. If you message me and I don't respond for a while it's usually because I have writers block, I forgot about it, or I'm too lazy to respond. It's never because I just don't want to RP or talk to you anymore; I'm not that kind of person.
If I come off as a stern or unfriendly person that's completely untrue. I'm really nice and love to cheer people up.
When I RP I usually type three sentences to three paragraphs. I'll usually mirror whatever length you write. I include a lot of details in my writing and I don't think I'm that bad of a writer. I prefer to do a message RP, in fact I will not do a forum 1x1 RP. I will always try out the RP for a while and most likely won't quit.
The only time I might quit or say I can't do a RP with you is if I'm in way too many RPs already.
Hᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ?
Basically I want someone who knows how to actually write, not someone who writes like this "i kno wen u loljsjsbs cud u go gt stuffff 4 me, plz?" It's completely unacceptable, and I hate text talk completely. I'm looking for someone who is actually old enough to know what a relationship is. By that I mean you don't meet and instantly fall in love; it takes time and progression. It isn't like Sims, okay?
I especially want someone who knows what drama is, not "A man came and killed everybody!", that is not drama, it's pathetic.
RP partners that are funny and nice are especially welcome; I like making new friends. It would be perfect if you have correct grammar and spelling, everyone is only human so a few mistakes is perfectly fine. I only like to do PM roleplays; I just can't do forum roleplays, I always forget about them. If you could write more than a few lines then that would be amazing.
In short;
• Is 'Mature' in general and in romance as in knows what a practical romantic relationship is
• Can create drama
• Can write at least 3 sentences or more, no one-liners
• Has good spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization
• Can do a PM roleplay
• Will not use text-talk
• Will not get mad when I add twists to the plot
• Won't quit before we start
Wʜᴀᴛ I'ʟʟ Dᴏ...
I'll put a list of ideas below but this for anyone that doesn't want to do anything on the list. I can roleplay any type of couple (lesbian, gay, or straight). If you have a plot for a roleplay then message me about it.
Let it be known that I always put comedy into my roleplays.
The list below are pairings I'd like to RP, we can go by the plot of the show or do an AU. I have a few ideas for AUs so that is more my department.
Sᴏᴍᴇ Iᴅᴇᴀs...
Anything crossed out basically means that I don't want to do that right now.
The least amount of ☆ the less I want to roleplay
• Marceline x Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) ☆☆☆☆
• Emily x Naomi (Skins) ☆☆☆☆
• Kenny x Kyle -K2- (South Park) ☆☆
• Gumi x Rin (Vocaloid) ☆
• Miku x Luka (Vocaloid) ☆
• Castiel x Dean -Destiel- (Supernatural) ☆☆
• Steve x Tony (Marvel/Avengers)☆
• Simon x Nathan (Misfits)☆
• Allison x Lydia -Lydison- (Teen Wolf) ☆
• Scott x Isaac (Teen Wolf) ☆☆
• Rory x Amy (Doctor Who) ☆
• Doctor x Donna Noble (Doctor Who) About this one; I'd rather it be a friendship, I can't really pair anyone up with the doctor, I just can't imagine it to be frank. So for this one, I prefer it to be a friendship RP, maybe an AU ☆
Please message me about the list below; I have specific plots for these.
• Intriguing/Original plot ☆☆☆☆☆☆
• Assassin x Assassin ☆☆☆☆☆
• Rebel x Geek ☆☆
• Knight x Princess ☆☆☆☆☆
• Knight x Citizen ☆☆☆☆
• Serial Killer x Serial Killer (Modern or not) ☆☆☆☆
• Thief x Thief (Modern or not) ☆☆☆☆
• High School / College I prefer College ☆☆☆☆☆
• Zombie Apocalypse ☆☆☆☆
• Romance ☆☆☆
• Adventurers ☆☆☆☆
Wʜᴀᴛ I'ʟʟ NEVER ᴅᴏ...
• Twilight
• Animals
• Pregnancy or Children
• Celebrities