In Love and War (1x1 Kat and Hornz)

[Hornz]

"Thinking," Light answered calmly. "Or maybe I'm just glaring at you."

[JDsalamander]

L mock-pouted, stifling a laugh. "That's rude of you, Light-kun~"

((XD))

[Hornz]

((Oh L~ XD))

Light shrugged. "Terribly sorry, but you asked." He shrugged again. "I just don't like being watched by someone I don't know."

[JDsalamander]

"Ohhhh is that it~" L replied. "Well, I certainly should have taken that into consideration~" He faked surprise. "Oh, I almost forgot~! Light-kun, why is it you muttered something about criminals earlier?"

[Hornz]

Light forced back a glare. How should he answer that? "Like I said earlier; thinking. Is thinking and talking to yourself at times illegal now?"

[JDsalamander]

"Well no. Tell me, Light-kun, why were you thinking about criminals? Are they criminals you'd like to kill?" L asked innocently.

[Hornz]

Light thought for a few seconds. "I assume everyone wants to kill criminals. So, I suppose that includes me. You want to kill criminals, too, right? I bet you want to kill Kira." He paused. "But I don't kill criminals. I was merely agreeing with the way Kira is thinking."

((Light the philosipher.))

[JDsalamander]

((XD))
L laughed. "No, no....I don't consider Kira a criminal....." He paused. "....I consider him an egotistical narcissist with a god complex who doesn't deserve the ability to kill~ Besides, his ideals annoy me." He mused innocently.

[Hornz]

Light felt his eye twitch slightly, yet he remained calm. "Well, that's your opinion. Not mine." He did his best to hide the edge in his tone. "Now, will you stop accusing me of being Kira?"

[JDsalamander]

"Hmm......." L paused for about five seconds as if considering it. "No, I'm fine with accusing you of being Kira~"