name:
"The name's Bailey."
nickname:
"Bails, Baby, Babe. Anything that sounds like Bailey, really."
breed:
"I'm a purebred Border Collie. Scientifically Provence to be the smartest dog breed."
group:
"I'm a geek."
rank:
"I'm the lead geek."
age:
"I'm just over two years."
crush:
"None."
mate:
"Heck no!"
pups:
"Not any time soon."
other:
"I know a lot of tricks. Including: Sit, Stay, Lay Down, Roll Over, Beg, Play Dead, Jump, Speak, Spin, High Five, Paw, Sneeze, Dance, Growl, Stand Up, etc."
history:
"I was born to two obedience dog champions. I was sold for $700 when I was 10 weeks old. I was trained from the day I was bought to now. I'm still learning new tricks. My owner wants me to be an actor, but I've not had one audition so far."