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[flutterby.]

(Your sibling dipped your pen in butter? Um, your dog had butter on its paws and it got onto the table?)

[madscientist123]

(Curse you.
Sorry about your uncle, but this is just fiction, after all.)

i just dont wanna be the one who runs her over.]

(Well, you're the only one who's in a car and not busy. Just do it. It's not real anyway. You can even run away and pretend you were never there.)

(Your sibling dipped your pen in butter? Um, your dog had butter on its paws and it got onto the table?)

(She knows my only sib is 19 and that I don't have a dog... Well, I'm in trouble. I got greasy popcorn butter ALL over my book... My bad!)

[changed]

my younger sister once put my homework in the middle off the to shred pile lol]

[flutterby.]

(Oh... Haha, I have no excuses left for butter...)

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{your turn??}

[madscientist123]

(GENIUS MASTERMIND PLAN!
We're doing some experiment that involves water on Monday. So I wait for her to give the explanation and knock the thing of water on my book, but in such a way that she thinks SHE did it. GENIUS! I don't have to explain the butter, get an extension on my homework, and maybe even a free book! I'M A GENIUS!)

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(GENIUS MASTERMIND PLAN!
We're doing some experiment that involves water on Monday. So I wait for her to give the explanation and knock the thing of water on my book, but in such a way that she thinks SHE did it. GENIUS! I don't have to explain the butter, get an extension on my homework, and maybe even a free book! I'M A GENIUS!)

{oh geez}

[madscientist123]

(What? It's better than admitting I got butter all over my work.)

[flutterby.]

"Seriously? Ham?" She stared in disgust at the meat packet at the top of the bag.

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Say you were ding it in the kitchen and yr mum was cooking, the pan spit oil onto the peice }

He shrugged, "I'm a guy, I eat whatever I've got," {you've just ruined the being like him part. }