.:: Welcome to Warblerland ::. SEMI-LITERATE

[james moriarty]

(( When asked if he thinks the world will end in 2012, Chuck Norris replied, "It depends on how I'm feeling."))

((Are you not overwhelmed by the pure awesomeness of this conversation?))

[skyl_er]

(Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline, and slam a revolving door. )

[rheia]

((Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.))

((OVERWHEEEEELLLLLMMMMM.))

[james moriarty]

((Chuck Norris can light a fire with his own tears, but he has never cried.))

[rheia]

((Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.))

[skyl_er]

((Um....))

[rheia]

((Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. I feel sorry for you - coming on to this conversation. x3))

[james moriarty]

((Aliens will never attack, then, since Chuck Norris will never die. Do you know why the dinosaurs went extinct? One looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way.))

[rheia]

((XD Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living [censored] out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.))

[james moriarty]

(( Chuck Norris ran a four minute mile before the mile was even invented.))