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[rheia]

((Chuck Norris doesn't read books - he stares them down until they tell him what he needsto know.Please do! :3))

[james moriarty]

(( Chuck Norris died twenty years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him that.))

[rheia]

((CNN Was originally broadcast as Chuck norris Network to give the Americans all the latest ass-kicking news.))

[james moriarty]

(( Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.))

[rheia]

((Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.))

[james moriarty]

((Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.))

[rheia]

((A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.))

[james moriarty]

(( XD That one is awesome. Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to wear his underpants outside his clothes for the rest of his life.))

[rheia]

((XD No, that one was. When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.))

[skyl_er]

(...Wow)