Mɪᴛᴄʜ Vᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴄ;
Fᴜʟʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ:"Mɪᴛᴄʜ Vᴀʟʟᴇʏ"
Gᴜʏ ᴏʀ ɢɪʀʟ?:"Dᴜʜ ᴀ Gᴜʏ"
Dɪɢɢɪɴɢ Dᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ Mɪᴛᴄʜ Vᴀʟʟᴇʏ
Hᴏᴡ ᴏʟᴅ?:"Wᴇʟʟ ɪ'ᴍ 18 ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀᴅ?"
Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴀʟʟ?:"I'ᴍ 6ғᴛ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴀʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ!"
Hᴀɪʀ Cᴏʟᴏʀ:"Iᴛs ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ I ɢᴜᴇss..."
Eʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ:"Tʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ!"
Lɪᴋᴇs:" Nɪᴄᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ,ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴜᴛ,ᴍᴜsɪᴄ,ɢɪʀʟs!ᴛᴇᴀ ʏᴇᴀ ʏᴇᴀ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ʀɪɢʜᴛ? Wʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ!"
Dɪsʟɪᴋᴇs:"Yᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴛᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴇᴀʜ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. Cᴏʟᴅ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴄᴇ... ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ."
Dᴏ I ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ?:"Wᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ..." "Hᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Mᴀʀɪᴇ.."
Dᴏᴇs sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ?:"Wᴇʟʟ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ."
Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ: "Wᴇʟʟ I'ᴍ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ɢᴜʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇss ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏs ᴏᴋᴀʏ? Oʀ ᴍʏ Gғ Iғ I ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ I ᴍɪɢʜᴛ 'ʟᴏᴏᴋ' ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ɢᴜʏ!"
Mᴜsɪᴄ?: "Iᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ Dʀᴀɢᴏɴs,Tʜᴇ NBHD, Aɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ!"
Wʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ?: "Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ."