> Hey! What's your name? <
"Uhm, hello! My name is Loralie Spriggins. I was never given a nickname, but I guess Lora or Lie would do?"
> Boy or girl? <
"I'm a guy obviously. Can't you tell? No, I'm just kidding!"
> How old are you? <
"I'm seventeen years old. Did you think I was ten -- or twenty?"
> When's your birthday? <
"May first, nineteen-ninety four."
> What are you like? Do you bite? <
"No, I don't bite, silly! You should probably come meet me before we set up a date, though."
> Title? <
"Sports Player, whatever works."
> Any hobbies? <
"I like to run track and play volleyball. I also used to wrestle with my neighbor. He's a boy."
> What are your personal preferences? <
"I think every teenage girl has to like boys, uhm, and I like to play sports."
> Irks or quirks? <
"I don't like smartalecs and know-it-alls. I'll admit that I was smartypants when I was little, though."
> --- <
> Do you drive? <
"Sometimes, but I usually take the bus unless I'm coming for practice."
> What's your home like? <
"My brother and I share a cabin-like cottage house. It takes awhile to get to school. I'm usually the last one to get on the bus."
> Do you live with someone? <
"My eldest brother, Joseph. I call him 'My Broseph'."
> --- <
> Do you like him? <
"Who are we talking about..? -- Oh! I don't know what his name is, but he's got really cute hair and I think he's plays the piano?"
> Are you dating?! <
"Uhm, nobody?"
> Got a ring on it? <
"Pft, I don't think anybody would waste money like that on me."
> Babies or kids? <
"Nope. Who would have kids at seventeen anyways?"
> --- <
> History, please! <
"I wasn't abused and my parents didn't die in a car accident, but they got divorced and my mom and dad moved out. So, I'm living right here with my brother."
> --- <
> Questions to ask the world? <
"Why do all the girls drown their faces in makeup? Why do boys always flirt with the 'unaware' ones? Why are you making me ask these?"
