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ʀᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ;
ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ.
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ωᴀsᴛᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ғɪxɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏωɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅ.
ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴇғᴛ.
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ωᴀsᴛᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ғɪxɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏωɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅ.
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ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛᴀʏ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ?
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sᴄʀᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ;
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴇ.
ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛᴀʏ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ?
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sᴄʀᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ;
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴇ.
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✄ "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ωɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ."
- You know, I don't even understand why you're talking to me. No one does. Ever. It's like it's not even allowed or something. Whenever someone tries to talk to me, their friend comes over, takes there hand, and- oh. You're here for an interview. Okay... I just... okay... To start things off- erm- I guess you should know my name is Caleb. If you want the whole package, than, alright... my full name is Caleb Monroe Ackenwood. I'll say it for you slowly, okay; show you how to pronounce it? Kay-lub mun-ro ackin-wood. Simple enough, eh? Ah, who am I kidding; my name is the stupidest thing ever known to man. I mean, how would you feel if your last name was Ackenwood? It sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball. Ack, ack, ack, ack- oh, oops, sorry; moving on. My first name is an English name, and means "dog" in Hebrew. I know I'm messed up and all, but really? Dog? I know I'm horrible but... whatever. I don't know if my parents knew of the meaning when they gave me the name, but frankly, I don't care.
{ WIP. it may look messed up because I edited the pictures on mobile : / }
