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your mind is playing tricks on you, my dear...
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isabel kay crinchlow
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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀɢɴɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ. - ʟᴀᴜʀᴇʟ ᴄʟᴀʀᴋ
- ❝hello there people! my name's isabel kay crinchlow, though i don't know why you'd want to know. most people tend to call me bella, which i hate. i don't know why i hate it, i just do. my parents call me izzy, but my friends and siblings call me kay. so call me kay, 'kay? you want to know details about my name? well, why? heh, you can't answer that, right. well, anyway, my first name, isabel, is of greek origin. it means "God's promise", which, if you think about it, is kind of cool. my middle name, kay, is just a shortened version of my grandmother's name, katherine. kay is also of greek origin, and it means "pure". my last name, well, it's british, and just there for kicks, i guess. if you haven't noticed by now, i am a female. i was born a female, and will stay a female. i am heterosexual. don't know what that is? look it up in a dictionary. i'm considered a nerd, but not one of those who does your homework if you bully them. yeah, not happenin'. i was born in little venice, which is located in london. yeah, yeah, my parents are british and so am i. get over it. oh, yeah, i'm eighteen years old. i turned eighteen on april 3. sometimes i think i grew up too fast... it was just yesterday that i started kindergarten... ❞
ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅs ʏᴏᴜ - ᴀɴɢᴇʟɪɴᴀ ᴊᴏʟɪᴇ
- ❝you want to know if i have a family? of course i have a family! i wouldn't be here if i didn't. i hope you are prepared though. my family is humongous. my mother is fifty-two, and my father is fifty-five. a long time ago, when my mother was twenty-four, she had her first child, who would have been my older sister, jezebel. sadly, she died only two weeks after her birth, as she had been born five months pre-mature. my mother tried again a year later, this time, with a boy, who she named cooper. he lived until he was five years old, then died because he was dropped on his head. my parents, devastated, didn't try again until four years later, and that's where i come in. my parents did everything in their power to keep me safe, and they were happy to find out that i'd be a healthy baby. the problems for them didn't stop there, however. my parents wanted me to have siblings i could play with, so they tried again. only this time, they found out that my mother couldn't have any more children. again, my parents were sad, but they decided to adopt for my sake and their own. because america has little limitations, we moved there. all the rest of my siblings are adopted, and boy, did my parents adopt a lot. i'll only give you their first names, as giving you their whole name has no reason to it. first we have ryan michael, who is sixteen, kyle hunter and alex matthew who are both fourteen, rosemary alison who is twelve, austin tyler who is nine, madison dawn who is seven, and jake dylan who is five. man, i feel left out now. i'm the only one who doesn't have two first names. now, being an average (now) american family, we have pets, and many of them. we have a betta named sassy, a norrbettenspets named pillow, snuzzle, our friendly german shepherd, my ball python, choncie, our pet rabbits, fruzzle and cookie monster, and finally, our cats tiger, lily, tezzer and randal. i'll put my relationship status here, i guess. no, i do not have a boyfriend. yeah, simple as that. i've never had one. why? because i'm a nerd and a gamer, and people generally do not like nerds or gamers, unless they are one themselves. so, yeah. i don't like anyone right now either, so don't ask.❞
sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ - ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ.
- ❝oh goody. now you want to know my personality. well, i guess you can tell by the way i'm responding to these questions that i have a bit of a temper, and a very short fuse. a one centimeter fuse. i am known to drop the 'f' bomb and go off in a tangent, and i am almost always angry at the world. i don't even know why sometimes. i am very sarcastic, to the point where i don't have many friends. well, i guess that actually comes from the fact that i am a nerd. yes, surprisingly, i am a nerd. why am i a nerd? because i am smart, shy, got straight a's and had braces. i don't get people. just become some has glasses and wears braces doesn't make them a nerd? also, what's wrong with being smart? ugh, people. oh yes, i do rant. a lot. i get that from my dad's side of the family. you can't ever have a conversation with them without someone ranting. from my mom's side, i guess i get my creativeness. i love drawing, painting, and creating things, such as clothes. no, i do not want to be a fashion designer. all i've made so far is clothes for my little sister's build-a-bear. i am a gamer. and no, not one of those girls who think that being a gamer is picking up an x-box controller and acting like they can play a game. no, i am a hardcore gamer. it's one of the things that i can do without having people on my back about it, and i don't care if it makes me nerdy. i'm not one of those gamers that likes to cosplay though. i did that twice, and i couldn't get into it, so i stopped. like i said before, i was a straight a student and i love school. weird, i know. even though i got bullied at school (as i can't stand up for myself, surprisingly), i still like it because it was the one place that i could get all excited to go to when my life was boring. there's a fight at school like, every day. because you are wondering, no, i am no longer in school. i graduated already, so the next thing i have to do is go to college. i can already tell that i'm going to love college. to be away from home and be surrounded by books? wonderful, though most people would say that it isn't. i am not a party person, and i probably will never be. i don't get the point in going places, getting drunk, doing stupid things, and then laughing about it later. yeah, i'm going to laugh at the fact that i just ruined my kidneys, right? heh, no. ❞
ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ & ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ
- ❝i love gaming. simple as that. my favorite games are the legend of zelda series, the assassins creed series, skyrim, the call of duty series, every nintendo game known to mankind, and most sonic games. don't believe the fact that i love gaming? say that to all of the consoles i have and all of my gaming club. that being said, i have every single video game console there is. yes, it did take me forever to get them, and it cost me my whole life savings. i also love animation, 2d, 3d, whatever. i love it. i love animation because i am able to create my own world in a way where other people can also see it and enjoy it. i am currently working on making my own video game, but these things take time, so i probably won't be done anytime soon. i'm a bit of a tomboy, so i watch sports. soccer, basketball, baseball, football, you name it, i like it. my secret skill that no one knows about (that's why it's a secret, right) would probably be that i can play a bunch of instruments. i love music, and i don't care who it is by as long as i think it sounds nice. i mean, how do you live without music? i know, not that special as lots of people can do that, but, not many people know. they think that i just stay stuck up in my room all day playing games and making let's plays. well, i learned to play the piano first, and then after that i learned the guitar, viola, violin, flute, and cello. i learned to play these because i wanted to play my favorite video game songs on them, so yeah. since we're on the topic of instruments and video games, yes, i do have my very own ocarina and goddess lyre, and i do know how to play the ocarina. if you touch it though, i will kill you. i do like a few television shoes, like the big bang theory, my little pony: friendship is magic, and a few more. none that you would be interested in.❞
ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʟᴀᴡs ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.
- ❝great, now you want to know my flaws. why do you want to know all this personal information? jeez. anyway, i have a lot. as i mentioned before, i have a short-temper, and that is a major flaw of mine. many people don't like to be around me because of this. also, i am not very social. i don't know why, but i don't like being around people much. i never stand up for myself. when i say never, i mean never. it's funny, because judging by this, you'd think i did stand up for myself, but i don't. who knows. i tend not to listen to others, as i don't see a reason why i should listen to somebody. i have my own judgement, and i know how to use it, okay? also, i blow people off, a lot. i don't really like talking to others, so whenever someone talks to me, i usually just walk away or reply with one word. i don't care much for my siblings. yeah, many people say they are cute and everything, but i don't like them. i don't care that they are adopted, i just don't care for people younger than me. i don't know why, nor do i care. i honestly don't like my family in general. i don't know why, but i know that it's one of the flaws that i really have to fix, and fast. ❞
ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀᴘᴇɪᴄᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴜᴘ.
- ❝well, i think this is the last part that you all need to know about my life. i wish i could ask you questions about your life, but then again, why would i want to be snooping around in your life? hmm, that's what i thought, exactly. all in all, i am a gamer nerd who is very short tempered. i have nine family members and ten pets, and we all live under one roof. our house is pretty normal but my bedroom is anything but. i can play numerous instruments and don't have many friends, as i am very anti-social and like to be a little hermit crab and live in a shell. i'm actually surprised that you were able to get all of this information out of me. i usually don't say much to people these days. well, you're one lucky person, aren't you? i have to go now, so uh, bye, and stay out of my life. ❞






