From: Icarus Hadley
To: Adrian Renner
Cc:
Topic: Salutations!
Bonjour, my fellow awesome person!
Are you excited to be coming over the lake tomorrow? I know that we've been chatting for awhile but I am quite eager to meet you. I've made sure that the guest bedroom is all set up, and everything is perfect (my OCD half I guess. Haha!) Anyways there's a lot that I have to show you, and I'm not talking about all the boring tourist stuff, but the stuff that you only know by living here. I know I've told you that I'm not really the most outgoing person, but I'd be more than willing to show you around the city (since of course, this is going to be your first time here.) But if you'd rather I can let you do all the fun (and I use the word loosely) tourist-y stuff, and I can just sit home and fiddle with my equations.
Regardless, can't wait to meet you! (:
- Icarus
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From: Gin O'Malley
To: Matthew Chase
Cc:
Topic: DUDE IM COMING
I bet you laughed at the title, hm? I didn't realize how wrong it sounded until after I wrote it. lol
So yeah I'm getting on the plane tomorrow (god, I hope someone doesn't fart on it. How's it supposed to get out? Will it gain form and take over the entire plane? (Farts are taking over the world kay? It's a viable theory.) So when I get there you'd better be ready to show me a time, (... -.- I swear I'm not gay.) Ooh, do you guys have laser tag? I love laser tag! You can be all pew-pew-pew, MUHAHAHA domination! XD Plus I hear American girls love foreign guys, so maybe my Irish accent will pick up some moths. (Or sorry - "hotties"). We're going to have a time, I just know it. Just hope that I don't become enslaved by some kind of fart-human crossover, then.. well *Tear* tell the world that Gin O'Malley was the boss, the utter purest form of human awesomeness.
BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- gin