|Natalie Rose Mathews|
|The Basics|
Name: "Greetings fellow earth dwellers! My name is Natalie Rose Mathews. Any questions?"
Nicknames: "Most lazy people call me Nat. I prefer Natalie, only because it shows that you actually have the time to talk to me."
Age: "I have been on this fine earth for 17 years and 8 months."
Birthday: "Sadly, my birthday is December 24th. I know, I know. You're all thinking the same thing. Why is someone as awesome as Natalie have a birthday on a lame holiday? It's not my fault. It's aight though. I'm Jewish, so Chriistmas and all of its Eve's can suck it!"
Nationality: "Alright, alright, you caught me. I'm only half Jewish. The other half is babe."Gender: "I'm a guy. Fo' realz. Have I mentioned my love of sarcasm yet?"


|What Does A Bowl Of Awesomeness Look Like?|
Eyes: "I have two of them."
Hair: "It's blonde with blonder highlights. Is blonder even a word? Hmm... Oh, back on topic. I usually keep it in a braid of some sort."
Figure: "I'm pretty petite. Nothing much to show off. I have long legs."
Height: "I'm 5 foot 7. Feel short yet?"
Weight: "I don't get why girls obsess about their weight. I eat more crap than they do and only weigh 110 pounds!"Tattoo's/Piercings/Scars: "Oh boy. Well, I have a scar on my left arm from where I burned myslf making pizza, a scar on the same arm, but on the wrist from a nasty track accident. Another scar on my knee from when I fell on a scooter, and one on my back from God knows where."


|The Real Natalie Rose Mathews|
Personality: "It's all over the place. Most of the time, I'm just over peppy, over dramatic, and over loud self. I'm as clumsy as a shark on roller skates, as classy as a farting dog, and as weird as it comes. I mantain an average tidyness. I am what I refer to as a shim. A shim is a perfect cross between a girl and a boy. I could talk all day, my drvings as scary as it gets, and I can spend ovr $500 in less than 3 hours. However, I love to get dirty, I'll win in a burping competition, and love super hero's. I'm kind of nerdy, even though I've never met a nerd as hot as I am. I never want to grow up. I prefer cartoons over reality TV."
History. "I was just a normal kid living in up state New York with my mom, my dad, and my sister. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Haha just kidding! That is a line from one of my favorite cartoons. I live a normal life just like most kids do. But I don't celebrate Christmas."
Family: "Well, there is my mom, Susan. Boring name, right? My dad's name is Hector. Yet again another boring name. And my sister is Gabby. She moved out though."
Current Obsessions: "As of now, it's 1D and super heros. It's subject to change though."
Likes:
1D; "My boys!"
Super Hero's; "The Avengers!"
Avatar: The Last Airbender; "All time favorite cartoon."
Junk Food; "Sugar!!!"
Talking; "I could go on and on..."
Blogging; "I have my very own blog!"
Painting; "It's weird though, the paint always ends up on me!"
Staying up late; "Party time!"
Sleeping; "The best thing in the world."
Laughing; "It cures everything!"
Imagination; "It makes the world go 'round!"
Harry Potter; "Best. Books. EVER!!!"
The Hunger Games; "Second best books ever."
Kittens and Babies; "They are soooo cute!"
Dislikes:
Bugs; "Evil!"
Being told what to do; "Hphf!"
Being Quiet; "LOUD!"
Waking up; "Oh boy."
Staying still; "Impossible."
Fake Tans; "Oompa Loompa's aren't very sexy."
MTV; "Waste of TV space."
Being Alone; "It's not a fun feeling."
The dark; "I can proudly admit that I sleep with a night light."
Hobbies: "I blog, play the piano, write poetry, and have my own youtube channel where all I do is talk. It's kind of like a mini talk show."
Hopes and Dreams: "I want to become a talk show host. Like Ellen or Oprah. I went to this summer camp, and the kids called me Woprah. Get it? White Oprah?"
Worst Fear: "Spiders and bee's. Hands down."
Pets: "I have a bird named bird. Creative right?"
Allergies: "I'm allergic to bee's and Tylenol."


|Single or Taken?|
Relationship Status: "Single as the next guy."
Crush: "Do celebraties count? Cause I have a lot of those, Like Niall and Liam. Those are the biggest crushes though. There are about 20 others. Some are really weird and all willl never happen."
Sexual Orientation: "I'm as straight as a straight line. And those things are pretty straight. Sorry ladies, no totally awesome me for you."
Exes: "I've had a few. None of them really broke my heart. I was cheated on once though."
First Kiss: "It wasn't romantic at all so I'm not counting it."
Husband/Wife: "I'm 17! What am I, a dirty girl?"
Kids: "DUDE! NO!"