
My name is Hazel Pauling Grange and I'm eighteen years old. Among my friends I am known as the dreamer. I'm blonde and my eyes reflect my name. Out of all my friends I'm the optimist and the one who falls into daydream a lot, but I do have my serious side. I was born and raised in England, a complete and utter Brit. I have led a far from normal life. I'm straight but also curious, currently I am single and looking for a relationship. I'm a popular face in the media and work as an actress and an occasional singer.









To me it seems that to get into my group of friends you have to be a dork. I fit that perfectly. And trust me, dorkiness is way different to nerdiness. Dorks are cooler than nerds. Anyway, my dorkiness comes in three levels. Immature-ness. Know-ness. Random-ness. IKR. Get it? I'll start with the first one. Immature-ness. Still dressing up at Halloween, playing battles with little figures with your friends like "die you, die!" etc., throwing tantrums when you get really annoyed about leaving somewhere, telling the most ridiculous lies that work somehow to get you out of tough spots. All things that I do and enjoy. Stage two; Know-ness. I can recite every single line in the Harry Potters films and tell you who plays who in the cast list and who comes up first in the cast list. I know the producers to each film and the conductors too. I can recite paragraphs from each of the books have been able to answer every single question given to me about Harry Potter since I first read the series. I know whole scenes from Marvel and DC movies and own hundreds of comic books that I keep in the best condition I can. Well actually, I have two copies of each - one for pristine and one for loving and reading and reading and loving. Now my nerdiness dips into the dork side of me. Science, History and English are my best subjects and I'm a quick learner and know most of the textbook stuff. That is simply what the Know-ness bit is; knowing things that aren't just from school. Random-ness. Do I even need to explain this? There it is, my dorkiness revealed to all. But I'm not going to defend myself for something that isn't offensive.
After dorky I'm clever, a good listener, sensitive, funny, laid-back and serious. When it comes to someone wanting me to listen, I will. I'll stop myself from going off into my own worlds and listen. I think that is why some people pour out their sorrows to me; because here is someone who is actually making an effort to hear what you have to say; to not go off into their own worlds. But if you want advice I am useless. If you just want to tell someone you worries then fine, but I cannot give advice for the life of me when it comes to life problems. Clothes, hair sure. Boys, life, family no.
So that might be why I don't take criticism well. I can't give other people advice so I can't give myself any and thus other's isn't my favourite thing. My friends know I am quite sensitive though and always keep actual criticism to a minimum. Their sarcasm is impossible to reign in though, and mine too come to that. I see sarcasm as a different thing.
I am hilarious! Haha, see. No, I'm not the most original joke teller and my favourite jokes are actually the jokes on the back of penguin chocolate bars. I may not be the person who is always cracking jokes that get the loudest laugh or whatever but my jokes are few and far between. But when I tell them they are funny. I guess I wait to think of something and then tell the joke, spending a lot of time perfecting it. If that's the best way of telling it. Laid-back links to this but is also controversial to the sensitivity thing I have.
So laid-back...yeah..peace dude. No, I'm joking - told you I was funny. I stay out of fights and very rarely cause them. I don't gossip among anyone other than my closest friends who I know are awesome secret keepers and I am very casual when it comes too general things that don't really bother me. Serious and clever come as one with me - a package deal. I'm serious about getting into somewhere good for further education but that isn't the whole serious side to me. I know how to take someone seriously, I can be serious but try to always keep a spark in my eye because I don't want to lose optimism. It's simple. (Squeak. Sorry, I watch too much of the comparethemarket adverts.) Yes, I think that sums me up. I mean of course I have other traits and I've got flaws and attributes, but I think mainly that is me.


























