by Love Hate » Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:36 am
B i r t h. C e r t i f i c a t e.
❝Well my name is Ryder. Full name? Ryder Katrina Laskey, yes, Laskey like Alaska. No I do not like my last name or my second name. At all. My first name is ok, I suppose, but ya' know, I'll just suck it up and carry on with a weird name. It doesnt hurt me. I'm 18 and lovin' every spare moment of my new free life and my birth day is June the seventh. Yeah, pretty cool birthdate right? No, no its not. I am straight if you were wondering, yeah, sorry ladies, this is only for the boys. Lol. Anyway my history? You mean like my family and how I started off? Here goes- It was a crispy winter day, June the seventh to be presise and the time was 8 in the morning. A little girl with black hair and blue eyes (Like every other baby) was born. She was named Ryder and her name was printed on to a birth certificate. Sadly, they had somehow run out of girl name certificates. So I got a lovely blue boys one. I remember doing family tree's when I was six and bringing along my blue certificate, I was so jealous of the girls with the cute pink ones. Anyway back to the story, Ryder the baby, had twin older brothers Troy and Quintslie, who were twelve at the time. She had a mother and father Caroline and Jaccob, who were just as loving and normal as any other parents. Except maybe more laid back. Ryder was a very adventurous toddler, she found herself in places she shouldnt have been alot. It became much more controlled when she went to school though. She expressed herself through singing, hiphop and her guitar, which she was faithful to until her brother smashed it by mistake. Ryder became a bit of a tomboy, but well liked. She was the rough-tough kid that all the boy's secretly admired at school.❞
S t o p. a n d. s t a r e.
❝You are asking me to describe myself? Your a complete weirdo.. Anyway I have blue eyes, they are very piercing, so dont look straight at me when I'm angry, I could kill you with my glare. I have blonde hair, but with black underoots which makes it look like I dyed it. I dont dye my hair. Thats just unatural and it would ruin my status as the tomboy/bad girl. I have two tattoo's, one was a dare, the other I actually wanted, an infinity ring on the back of my neck was a dare and the birds I got when I was 17. I stand around 5'9, pretty tall really and I have long limbs, with a slim torso. That makes me look even taller. I wish I was just a little shorter, I feel to tall!❞
M e. m y s e l f. a n d. i.
❝Ok, my personality. That easy. I am a tomboy, I hate all the fashion, hair, makeup and clothes things the girls talk about. I would rather play soccer, get muddy or climb a tree for hide and seek. I am social and I love talking, but unfortunely I'm two-faced, so dont catch me when I'm in a bad mood. I am really fiesty and growing up around boys, wont be scared to pack a punch. Thats how I roll... Anyway, I am a quick thinker and my comebacks come faster than most people which makes me someone who is liked easily. In the catagory of when you first meet me, I am very laid back, funny, carefree and witty. It runs in the family. What else do you want to know? My bra size? Forget it. Goodnight.❞
S a y. t h a t. y o u. l o v e. m e
❝Ok, ok. You have all been waiting for this. My ex list and who I like. My ex'es include a bunch of Blakes, a handful of Jacks, a sprinkle of Rorys, a couple of Ruebens, two Lachlans and about twenty more. And *drum roll please* Yep. You guessed it. (No you didnt!) I lurve Harry Styles. He is hot. Something about his gorgeous green eyes and curly brown hair that makes me go all girly. Eww! ❞
❝Well good day dearies. I wish you a thankful goodbye. Do not come again. I reapet, and if you see the curly fry boy. Tell him he is a total babe and that Ryder is going to marry him. But you wont see him. Cos I already kidnapped him! Lol. I'm kidding. (Not really).❞
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