WANTED: adopters for lab "animals" | Code Drop!

[amithethird]

Sorry for the radio silence, everyone! I've been busy working on the next flux, research results, and our first litter of second gen critters, so my plan right now is to just drop everything at once. Keep your eye on this space over the weekend, and I promise I'll be back soon!

[amithethird]

Conducted by: coolcutelily

Ok. Good news. I'm not dead.
So, like I said in my last report, I decided to investigate the portal some more, and after a lot of inactivity, I decided to throw another piece of paper into it to see if it did anything. Unfortunately, it did a lot more than I thought it would, and things got pretty...chaotic for a bit there. I must have done it while it was going through another flux because, uh...well there are a lot of new critters everywhere. A lot. The first one to come out, though, looked like it was covered in pencil drawings, but when I inspected it further, I realized those were just its natural markings. Maybe throwing those drawings into the portal did something to this one? I don't know, but it seems to have taken a liking to me, so I think I'll hang onto it. Now to go lie down so I can get over the radiation poisoning I most certainly have.

In summary:

You found a new critter! Congrats!

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You may conduct research again in 20 days on 10/10/2020

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Oh god, oh no, and now there's more of them. Oh man - oh hey, there's that one I threw back into the portal last time - uh, well...anyone want seconds??

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Also, Le.Bone.Witch, good news. Agnes and Jonathan have...produced? Two new critters? I hesitate to say they gave birth. The offspring seem healthy enough, though one of them has...a lot more eyes. I'm not sure how that happened, and I'm a little worried about Jonathan. I think he's got one more eye than he did before...
Eh, I'm sure it's fine.
Let me know which of the babies you want to keep, and I'll take whichever one you don't want.

B1-1


B1-2

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Conducted by: rattusking

Third is really worried about the FBI.
Like...really worried. So obviously that got me thinking, and I decided if no one else was going to look into it, I would. I'm not afraid of the government. So I took a flight to Virginia and decided to see if I could talk to some agents, just to see if they'd had some kind of prior encounter, or if Third is just being paranoid. I gotta say, I did not expect things to go this far.
I won't get into the details, but I got embroiled in some kind of agent vs agent battle of wits involving a mole, a double agent, and several unsolved murder cases. I never meant for this to happen, but against my better judgement I did fall in love with the agent trying to protect me from the spies who wanted me dead for knowing too much. Our love was brief, but doomed, and they died in my arms following a shootout with the mole after we cornered him in a warehouse down by the docks. They told me as they bled out on the pavement that they were sorry, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried. Sometimes I can still hear their voice...
I also got their badge, and as it turns out, if you flash a badge at Third, they panic and do stupid things. Could be useful if it doesn't lead to a nuclear meltdown.

In summary:

New item added to shop!
FBI badge


Use this to increase the instability of the portal, which may lead to more mutations during the next flux. Since you discovered this item, you get the first one free!

You can conduct more research in 10 days on 9/30/2020

Conducted by Squirrelstar123

So I'm not entirely sure what happened in the basement today. I heard a lot of humming and whirring and yelling and growling and chittering and I said to myself "You know what? No thank you," and I just went upstairs to chill.
I did get bored, though, and I decided to poke around. I found this really cursed looking clown cookie jar?? It was covered in dust like no one had touched it in a while, so I opened it up and there was a huge wad of cash inside. I have no idea how it got there, and Third had no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned it. So I guess I have a wad of cash now.
Don't look at me like that. It's not stealing if I'm going to give it back to them anyway. Even so, I think I'll lay low for a bit in case they suddenly remember that they DID have a wad of cash they hid in a clown cookie jar.

In summary:

You secured 4 grants!
These have been added to your inventory.

You can conduct research again in 3 days on 9/24/2020

[Squirrelstar123]

I'd like an item please!
Item Name: Printer

[amithethird]

I'd like an item please!
Item Name: Printer

Added to your inventory!

[rattusking]

I want to enter the raffle!
Username: rattusking
Subject #: 002-A
Are you an undercover agent, be honest: ...probably not, im not really sure at this point! i dont think so, though!

[Squirrelstar123]

I want to enter the raffle!
Username: Squirrelstar123
Subject #: 002-A
Are you an undercover agent, be honest: Nope. I promise I’m not.

I want to enter the raffle!
Username: Squirrelstar123
Subject #: 002-C
Are you an undercover agent, be honest: No, I swear. I just love the free uh.. kittens.

The new flux critters are super cute. I also enjoyed reading all the researches. Rip unnamed agent

[SAPPHOLYTE]

Delightful, they are both quite adorable... I think I will take B1-2, I will call him Hempfreid. If at any time you cannot house the other or it becomes a problem, I would be more than happy to work out a deal. Until next time! *waves* ^^

I want to enter the raffle!
Username: Le.Bone.Witch
Subject #: 002-B
Are you an undercover agent, be honest: Goodness no. I avoid them as much as I can, they don't appreciate time travelers. ._.;

[amithethird]

Works for me; here's your beastie. He seems to like charcoal? Not sure what's up with that, but he's not the first critter to try and eat things they're not supposed to be eating...*side eyes Agnes*

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As for this one...

Hmm. She looks like a Gertrude. She can hang out in the stock room and keep the others from getting into the reagents.

[blood-moon]

I want to help with research!
Username: blood-moon
Blood Type: why
Do You Have A Will?: no

By signing this form I do not hold Third responsible for any physical, mental, emotional, psychic, magic, radioactive, or chemical damage that may be done to my person, nor will I disclose the nature of my research to the FBI (or Third's landlord.)
X______moon_____

[megisawsm417]

I want to enter the raffle!
Username: megisawsm417
Subject #: 002-C
Are you an undercover agent, be honest: Nope.