Ehehehehe, I like Sheep's new one. it makes me smile like an idiot.

*Jumps over a hedge for no apparent reason, trips, and falls on face* I HMFH A
BLUMFMMERY FLVRFD CNDFL WIFHIK MEH *Raises hands from ground and pathetically shoves candle in Vicious Attack Mushrooms' direction*
Thingermajigger's Name: Insalada Primavera
Bat-Wolf-Happy-Thing's Gender: male
"It's" Personality: He's easily excited, a little bipolar, and loves hugs. He likes running up to people squeaking, then just stare up at them with his enormous eyes until they pick him up for a cuddle. <3
Idk-What-It-Is's New Home: See, there's this tree close by, a little hollowed out. He shall paint it periwinkle with rainbow sparkles, line it with egyptian cotton, and live in it with caterpillars. He shall help them become beautiful butterflies, or margerineflies, whatever genetics throws at them.
Why you decided to fill out this form instead of getting up from the ground and wiping the dirt off your face: Have you
seen this thing? It's so cute! I had to fill this out as fast as humanly possible because I luffles him so much.
Plus the dirt looks like Indian war paint on my face. Makes me feel manly. *fist pump*
Do you think I'm going to eat the candle?: Yes. Yes I do. With every fiber of my being, I do believe that is what will become of the candle.
But one littler fiber ran away and says that you shall use the candle to either light the world on fire, or use it to melt more spoons.