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Form Username: BlackPersianSheep.
Number: 56
Name: Bribe.
Gender: Male.
Personality: Bribe is very...Well...Derpy. He is also quite..Ermm, silly, and is always-
always-open for a little light heartedness. Actually, he is more than happy to have a lot more than 'a little.' Hi theme song is Trololo, by Eduard Khil. He's also a bit of a troller. He's the 'class clown', and always has been. Bribe loves rainbows, and often goes a little...Crazy when he sees them. He's also like a magpie when it comes to hoarding brightly coloured things, and shiny stuff. He's well known for star gazing and yelling so much at that 'Oh so shiny star!' and 'Beautiful shiny, glowing full moon!' that he scares the birds off for half a mile. (Alright, I was exaggerating a little bit...) Bribe cheers most people, and lab dogs, up with his humourous jokes and games. He's a very playful lab dog.
Sometimes Bribe's eyes go...Funny. These are his most derpy moments.
Bribe has a fear of America, and Americans. In his own words:
Bribe wrote:D-don't let me go to America! I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEE! THEY'LL EAT ME AND EVERYTHING'S TOO BIG AND THE TEA IS HORRIBLE! I WANT TO STAY IN BRITTTTTTAAIN!"
Of course, my reply is often:
Me. wrote:Seriously? This fear of yours is ridiculous. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is different about Americans to Brits. Ok, the accent is different, but really? And if I happened to take you there, I'd make sure you'd stay in the tent. ._. And no, bears won't 'mangle you and murder you and rip you apart'. You're the size of a LION. Now please get over that fear of yours. It's simply..Stupid.
Whenever Bribe even hears an American Accent, he hides behind the sofa and grabs his nyan cat plush toy, shivering and covering his ears. He's also slightly racist.
Bribe also has a fear of meat. Again, in his own words:
Bribe wrote:I will NOT eat that pig leg! Or pork leg, whatever you call it. -Pushes plate away timidly- I don't want that pig to haunt me or randomly come back alive! D: You know I don't like meat!
My reply is
always:Me wrote:No, the pig will not come back alive. No, it will not haunt you. Ok, sure, I'm a vegetarian, but dogs are carnivores. NOT herbivores. A pig died for you. Now eat it-NOW. Remember there are wild lab dogs, who would do anything for free food. Eat it or I'll put on a song by Justin Beiber. Of course, I'll get my ear plugs on first.
(He also has a fear of Justin Beiber. And I understand that.)
And Bribe loves mashed potato.
Interested in RPing?: Yup.
Coins Paid: 15.
Coins in your bank account after payment: 50. ^^
Other: Yes. Bribe is weird. (Mainly when it comes to his fears, but I'm just going to leave it at Americans and meat. You'll be sitting there all day.)