The Dogscaste diary: Farlands or Bust!

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Pet's name: Torrent of Flaring Copper {M}
(AKA Oddy)

Pet's name: Fedora (♂)
(AKA Fed)

Pet's name: Data Ghost
(AKA And)

Pet's name: Skythe
(AKA Hiss)

Pet's name: Warmth {F}
(AKA Linger)

Pet's name: Tropical Sunset Twin
(AKA Drop)

Pet's name: Smile (♀)
Hello, my name is Smile.JPG.

Recently, Fed, And, Drop, Hiss, Linger, Oddy, and I have been travelling through the vast world of Minecraft. Zombies do not harm us, as those pickey bums only like live human brains. I got hit deep in the shoulder by a Skeleton once by accident, and I showed no mercy.

However, a very determined player appeared, and befriended us after a matter of days. We loved the person, named Kurt. We found out his destination.

The Feared and Dastardly Farlands.

Sheer cliff.
Too close?
You cant move.

And thus, we began the dangorous journey to The Farlands.


FARLANDSorBUST
-i am not this amazing person-
(Except Oddy. Oddy is away on business, hmmm?)



I will begin my 'diary' entries tomorrow, when we set off for real.

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Day 1:

As soon as Kurt left, he headed for the icy sea. We waited behind, worried as the ice cracked behind him, making it unsafe to travel. But when he reached dry land, we teleported to his side, a good side effect to Minecraft, the world we were temporarily sucked into.
Rinse and repeat.
I once teleported upon And's rear, crushing her into the freezing snow.

Soon, it was nightfall. Kurt dug into a hillside within a matter of seconds with his iron shovel. We got in the way, I now admit, because he couldn't block the entrance off. He made us sit, whilst he built his hidey hole, leaving us to the elements.

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Day 2:

We awoke to the sound of the man mining. We were terrified, as we couldnt move. He bonked us on the head again, we quickly cooperated. We saw a sheep, which we decided for survival we would need to eat, but Kurt chopped it right in front of us! As a cruel joke he through stones at us though Fed says he was just giving us a toy, let us eat only two sheep, almost pushed us into a dark hole, and shut us outside. Its dark now... I must contact... the Creepers.

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Today the human screamed at us and forced us onward, we crawled along, starving, one of my friends whimpered in pain, and he yelled at him, of "Aww, shut up, haha." at us! The others say he is tired too... hmph! At night, he let one member of the pack inside, entombed him, the rest of us were left with the monsters, im so weak, and many of us are close to death from falling down holes and rocks. Ill bet he has no sympathy, and will drive us till we die!

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The foolish human made us fight a spider, and the venom hurt us greatly. We traveled forward, until he crossed a gigantic sea... in a tiny wooden boat. We were too weak to teleport. When he hit land, he never heard our cry again.

The team got up and suggested to travel West on their own accord. They went one way, but I went to hunt. I couldn't find them again, so set off West too, to find the human soon.

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The next few pages are blank apart from

I found And!

You finally find another entry.

Found human. And is safe.

Until...

He was surprised to see us, but continued to go through a huge desert. He gave us a flask of water, to keep us alive, and some raw pork. He found a lit up hidey hole, premade. What is this sorcery?

Its now morning. Kurt tell me to say goodbye to my 'other'. Oooh? D:<

We then find a kick*** mountain! Gigantic, I tell you! Foolish Kurt smashed his boat in an island while staring at the mountain.
Not much happened today it was just the usual walking to the land where the sun disappears. He fed me again today and I am grateful. I had played with him a bit while he was boating biting him gently, and breaking his boat, he seems annoyed yet enjoys it at the same time.
Again he cared for my safety and warded me away from the lava I almost blindingly ran into because I was distracted... On another note, the man himself seems a little scatter brained these past few days.

Then...

It's been a few days since I've written my last diary. He's been attempting to feed me to keep me alive, to torture me further into his servitude. Every attempt to kill him has failed, and I have only been hurt further. His kindness will not end. When he emerged today I was happy to respond to his question, 'Are there any creepers' with a happy 'Ark!". Then, the explosion. He was scared, but not harmed. I will have to keep trying. For now, I will accept his food and bite him playfully until the Creepers finally get him. Took them long enough.

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I attempt to push him off the Floaty Islands of ... Something, and he realizes it, and to my dismay and he calls me psychotic for my attempt. That night I am outside again, stuffed with raw pig meat, still suspicious of his intentions. The next day I find And, as she has been following me. We exchange scents, but not long after I nearly drown after Kurt's carelessness. So in turn I try to drown him... unavailed.

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I tried to drown him today with no luck and later the next day we ran into my mate again, and bff-kissed, only to be dragged away with the words; "Haha, dont get too friendly, we dont need puppys!". He really needs to learn how to tell a dog's gender. We track across freezing ice and snow and I am forced to sleep on ice outside, my paws frostbitten.