Once a man walked to his backyard. His dog was standing there with the neighbors rabit in his jaws. The man took the rabit,washed it, brushed it, and fluffed it up. He than put the rabbit sitting up in it's cage and went back to his house. The man spoke to his neighbor the next day. "So I heard your rabbit died." he said. The neighbor nodded. "The worst part of it is someone dug it up and put it back in it's cage again...." FACEPALM!!!
Lol post on this story if you got the joke!
One day a preist was hosting the confessions. A boy walked in and said "Bless me father for I have sinned I threw peanuts in the dirty river." The priest said "Ok say the act of contrition 3 times." Another kid walked in. "Bless me father for I have sinned I threw peanuts in the dirty river." The priest said once again "Say the act of contrition 3 times" Another boy came in and said the same. Than another, than another. Another boy walked in. "Bless me father for I have sinned" but before he could finish his sentence the priest jumped in. "Let me guess you threw peanuts in the dirty river." the boy tilted his head. "No father I AM peanuts."

