Hi,I'm Rodney!My age is a secret so don't ask me any question about my age.
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I live in New Pork City .(see what I did there,see?XD)Most animals who love pork (including me) live here since they have the best meat stores here.I live on Choppington street in a big apartment in room 208.My mother often tells me:
"RODNEY GET A LIFE!" "WHERES YOUR GIRLFRIEND,RODNEY?" "RODNEY YOUR COMICS ARE CLOGGING UP MY CLOSET!!" "RODNEY CLEAN MY SHOES!" "WHY DOES YOUR BROTHER HAVE A WIFE,CHILDREN,AND HIS OWN HOUSE AND YOU DON'T?!" "TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"
Yeah the woman nags but I love her <3 My mother thinks I have no friends but I do!Please don't laugh at me but he's a hobo who lives in the room across from us.His name is Fred.I wrote a song about him.
Ooh,My mother thought I was a great big PAI-IA-IA-IAN!!She said I couldn't make friends
Or even get a girlfriend!!But there came Fred the magic Hobo who lived across hall!Oh Fred,Oh
Fred,the magic Hobo!Fred!He is a hobo.But I love him.very dearly.LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!Fred,
Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,FRED!!Oh yea I.Love.You.
FFFFRRRREEEEDDDD!!DUN DAAH!
Or even get a girlfriend!!But there came Fred the magic Hobo who lived across hall!Oh Fred,Oh
Fred,the magic Hobo!Fred!He is a hobo.But I love him.very dearly.LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!Fred,
Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,Fred,FRED!!Oh yea I.Love.You.
FFFFRRRREEEEDDDD!!DUN DAAH!
Fred is the only guy who trusts me in Life. This is...The one...Thee only...FRED!
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Today I was walking downtown to my favorite Comic store and said hi to all the workers.(I know everyone since I got there often)
But when I went to pay for a poison maroon dragon
and I saw the girl behind the counter.I never seen her before!I know everyone who works there,every comic book they sell,but I never seen her!Here's my conversation.I'll talk in blue she'll talk in pink.Hi I would like to pay for uh,this.
Okay....*scans bar code.*That will be 6.50$ please!
So um,you new here?
Yeah I just moved here.
*Gives Money*I'm Rodney....
*Takes money*Uh okay.I'm Michelle.
Thanks.*walks out.*
I was so happy to meet her.I snuck a picture of her with my phone while she was scanning the bar code
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I ran back to the apartment and knocked on Fred's door.He opened the door and he was eating a chocolate bar.
Hey,Fred.
Yo,What up Rodiroonie my man?Come in,mannn.*crunches on chocolate bar*
*walks in* Fred when i wa- Fred I thought you were lactose intolerance!Why are you eating that??!!
Mannn,I was bored so I stared at paint drying on a building and I got hungry,so I just grabbed it and dugged in......mannn!I uh feel a disturbance in my universe.A watery and hard ONE....MAN!I HAVE TO GO......MAN!*Runs to bathroom*.
I walked around Fred's house and saw a strange painting with the word "Man" In the middle of it.
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