Dear ham (such an awful name for you!)

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Dear ham (such an awful name for you!)

Postby Cane » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:44 pm

Dear Ham,First of all sorry that I named you Ham.Ham is my favorite meat!sorry I just had to...Why do I like ham?well ya see its a funny story...Oops!Sorry I was getting off track.

I'm Mia
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Yes this is me!

This is my snobby sister.heh snob.SNOB SNOB SNOb!SnOb!
ACK!off track again!


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That's my sassy sister Melissa..She thinks she is ms perfect.Ms perfect as in Ms perfectly eww!

This is Cod
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he's my older brother.He thinks he's so perfect and buff and tough.He just hates me!I hate him even more..*growls*

This is the most annoying sibling of all...
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LUKE!he thinks i'm ugly,he thinks EVERYTHING is funny,he laughs like CRAZY when we are at the store.

I'm sleepy so i'm going to be BYE!
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Re: Dear ham (such an awful name for you!)

Postby Cane » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:56 am

Dear Ham,Today when I came home from school I found a trail of gummy cats leading to my room.I don't eat gummy cats.No one except Luke!That evil midget!I opened the door and....Luke was sitting in my room with his sticky paws.He broke my dog pod...MY FAVORITE MOO TUNES APP WAS ON THAT'S PHONE!!I kicked him of course.

My mom heard me scream.Oh yeah this is my mom
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I guess your wandering why she's dressed as my dinner..She hosts puppy parties.This is my dad

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He works as a cop.

Luke left gummies EVERYWHERE in my room.But now i'm gonna tell you about school.My NEW school..

So i met this girl.Her name is Stacey
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She's odd in a way.Her dads in jail..her mom is a waitress and her bro is in jail too.
Well atleast her mom isn't.

And when I couldn't have already had too much sassy people in my life already..I met this girl..
Her name is Ivy.Ivy Lucas Poison Is her full name.She even has a nerd to do her homework for her..
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The worst part about her is that her nerd is my friend...
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That's Aria.She really nice and smart.
This is what I said to Ivy when we met in gym class.

Me:Hi there!
Ivy:*chews gum* Sooo your like the new girl or wat-evaaa!*flips hair*
Me:Yes do you know w-
Ivy:Aria-aaaa!Do your nerd stuff and check heeerr oooooooouuuuuuuttttttt!!!*turns to Aria*
Aria:To my calculations her name is Mia she lives on dogbert street,She's 16 like you,Her favorite food is ham,and she is in Mr.Rattins class.
Me:Wow!you know that all?!
Aria:Yes I do!Also did you know t-
Ivy:Soooooo you arrrreee neeeww!like go awaaay!!
then she left.Isn't that rude Ham?I know!!Anyways I'm going to Staceys house BYE!
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