Dear Journal...
Sigh. Please get me off of this stupid cruise boat, in the middle of the great Atlantic. There are tons of pretty girls on it. You know why that's a problem? I took my boyfriend with me on the cruise, along with my best friend, and he's been staring at the girls. Well, enough about that.
My name's Angela. You are my diary. Right now, I am very mad at my boyfriend, so I locked him out of the suite. His name is John.
Oh, yeah, Angela, stop talking about your boyfriend. One second, someone's knocking on the door.
Okay, it was just the waitor... who is very handsome. Well, he is! I've seen him going around delivering the breakfast lots of times. John thinks he's ugly.
So, now, I'm watching T.V. in our [being me and John's] suite. I really, really want to get off of this boat, but it's sorta fun besides the romance problems. There's a bunch of slides and pools and stuff! Speaking of which, I'm going to go ask the waitor if he wants to go hang for a bit. Bye, Diary!
Oh, I forgot, you need a name! What do you think of Paper? I'll name you paper. Bye, Paper!
Sigh. Please get me off of this stupid cruise boat, in the middle of the great Atlantic. There are tons of pretty girls on it. You know why that's a problem? I took my boyfriend with me on the cruise, along with my best friend, and he's been staring at the girls. Well, enough about that.
My name's Angela. You are my diary. Right now, I am very mad at my boyfriend, so I locked him out of the suite. His name is John.
Oh, yeah, Angela, stop talking about your boyfriend. One second, someone's knocking on the door.
Okay, it was just the waitor... who is very handsome. Well, he is! I've seen him going around delivering the breakfast lots of times. John thinks he's ugly.
So, now, I'm watching T.V. in our [being me and John's] suite. I really, really want to get off of this boat, but it's sorta fun besides the romance problems. There's a bunch of slides and pools and stuff! Speaking of which, I'm going to go ask the waitor if he wants to go hang for a bit. Bye, Diary!
Oh, I forgot, you need a name! What do you think of Paper? I'll name you paper. Bye, Paper!

















