Purple Bacon "diary of Rebekah"

[Revelations.]

thanks!! :3 i feel so special

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Why so special? It is not like I am Tess...(At least, not that I am telling you about.)

[Revelations.]

lol. Because, you actually LIKE my diary!! and, i dont know you, so its not a sympathy stalker. it just makes me wanna...........*SQUEAL!!*

LOL...XD
I probably sound phsyco... :3 but...it's who i am! X3

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Well, now I feel special! I love it, so do not be offended by my critisizm.

[Revelations.]

I wont. im used to criticism. my friend, asaki, is very critical.

[Scratchpadd]

Dawww!Thanks for the compliment!

[Revelations.]

lol. wow asaki. its very true

[Revelations.]

Dear Purple Bacon,
I finally got my revenge on Ms.Spinner! >=]
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haha! I made you bite your nails!
Well, anyway, she sorta brought revenge upon herself...
I SHALL EXPLAIN!
One day in class, the bell was about to ring for dismissal so we were all goofing off.
Asaki brought her video camera (for no apparent reason) and I stole it from her all ninja-like.
I turned it on and was filming random people while Asaki was trying to get the camera back.
Then Ms.Spinner dropped her textbook.
When she leaned over to get it, we all saw
Pink.
Unicorn.
Undies.
Everyone laughed hysterically and guess what?!
I got it all on VIDEO!
Unfortunately, Asaki wanted to delete it, so I stole the camera just as the bell wrung.
The next day, Ms.Spinners unmentionables were all over WolfTube!!
It was epiclly hilarious!!
And I took precautions so I would't get caught.
I submitted it under an Anonymous username so NO ONE WOULD KNOW! O_o
Except my besties of course. <3
The Video already has 8-MILLION HITS!!
OK, I'm gonna get dressed 'cause my friend are coming over to goof off and gossip.
What can I say?
I'M A TEENAGE GURL!! :3
lol.
Ok, adios for REAL this time!
Bye Purple B.!

[Lanton]

Lol. Yea! Revenge!

[xXFoxfaceToastXx]

I love these! They're not too long and very funny, with bits that I'm sure everyone feels sometimes.