Purple Bacon "diary of Rebekah"

[xXFoxfaceToastXx]

VERY entertaining.

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Stalking!!

[Scratchpadd]

rebel X3 looks like you haz another stalker.
Seems like this has more popularity than the original,purplebacon is just the spinoff of Failsauce

[Revelations.]

Dear Purple Bacon,
O-M-SMEGGIN'-G!!!
GUESS WHAT!!
Nope.
No.
Getting warmer....
Oh, forget it! I'll just tell you!
CHAD....
SPOKE TO ME!!
I was walking into my new class (today was the first day)and You-Know-Who,
BUMPED INTO ME!!
All my stuff fell
ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
And he.......
helped
me
*EEK!*
After, he apologized and
LOOKED AT ME!!
~Get Chad to notice my existence, check!
*EEEKKKK!!!!!*
I have to go before I explode of happiness and cover you with my insides.
Bye P.B.

[Revelations.]

Hey peoples!!! please post!! i wanna know what you think about (drumroll please).........PURPLE BACON!!!
LOL. so, anyway....yah....post.....pwetty pwease :3

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

I like it! Not my favorite one, just because it is short. But other than that it is good.

[Revelations.]

thanks for your honest feedback. Always room for improvement!

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Youre welcome. Post another one! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

[Revelations.]

Dear Purple Bacon,
I HATE school!
My teacher, Ms.Spinner, is out to get me!
And don't think I'm paranoid or anything because it's TRUE!!
And I can PROVE IT!!!
Today, we were assigned our first project of the year.
Luckily, it was a group project.
Unluckily, it was only two people per group
And guess what?! Angie and Asaki got paired together, and I got paired with...
Vannesa! >=[
Just so you know, Vannesa is the most annoying chick on the planet.
She thinks she's all that and a bag of chips!
Asaki swears that Ms.Spinner didn't know that, but I know she saw the hatred in my eyes.
She KNEW I hated Vannesa so she paired me with her.
I will get revenge...>=]
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA!
*cough cough*
Excuse me.
Anyway,...wait, I forgot
OH YEAH!!
I'm writing this from detention.
Yeah, I sorta let the teacher know what I thought about her "pairing" and she didn't exactly "appreciate it".
Let's just say, i used language that is not "appreciated" in this school.
Pft!
Unappreciaters.
Uh Oh.
NO ANGIE DON'T...
Haha!! Waffles!!
<3
Gr..........
gotta go.
Ms.Spinner is eyeing you.
SHE WILL NEVER GET YOU!!
Bye P. Bacon <3

[~The~Peacock~Tazzy~]

Very good!