Purple Bacon "diary of Rebekah"

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hello internet people!!! Please comment!! i LIVE for your feedback!! lol. just kidding! for a second there, i sounded like a life-less loser........o, and my sis wanted me to give a shout out to her diary, Red Scribbles, which i post for her since she is to young to post. so........SHOUT!! lol....XD. adios my internet fans/stalkers!!

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Dear Purple Bacon,
Wow.
I just read my last entry, and i sound like a total stalker.
Please excuse my Hormones. They sometimes get in my way.
So..........I pretty much wrote in you to apologize for my stalkerness so......
Bye Purple Bacon
JK!!
LOL!! Haha!
I got you!!
I wrote in you for an ACTUAL reason!
I'm not just some girl who curls up with a box of chocolates and gushes about my hot supermodel boyfriend and my AMAZING life!
Anyway, so i wrote in you because I just found out that....
CHAD IS GONNA BE IN MY CLASS!!!!
*EEEKKK*
Whoops.
sorry. My hormones leaked again.
Anyway....so, yeah.
I probably sound like a total dork right now but.......
I am one so DEAL WITH IT!!>=0
LOL. jk!
Anyway, I AM GOING TO GET HIM!!
HE WILL BE MINE!!
*Shudder*
ok......now my hormones are REALLY starting to scare me.
I better go before thay embarrass me anymore.
Bye Purple Bacon!

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Dear Purple Bacon
I just realized my last few entries have been all about Chad.
I need to take a break from love-life island and just think about something else.
Asaki would not approve.
She doesn't get my "Guy Obsession".
Sure, she's had a couple crushes, but her hormones dont
TAKE OVER HER BRAIN!!!
Ok.....Breathe Rebekah...
Anyway, Angie is sorta like me except more extreme.
One time, this dude liked me but i was NOT into him.
And she accused me of "not appreciating what God gave us".
REALLY?!?!
(I'd like to take a moment to apologize to any boy reading this because I can be
EXTREMELY GIRLY AT TIMES!)
Anyway......OOH!!
SQUIRREL!!
I'm gonna go chase it!!
Bye Purple Bacon

[Scratchpadd]

hey is it okay that i right a smal entrie here? (like a guest entry!!)

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Sure y not? wait.....as part of my diary or a side entry?

[Scratchpadd]

Let me just write it

Dear Failsauce
I have the worst feeling about my BFF Rebekah...
Why?!
I SHALL TELL YOU WHY!!
Rebekah has an issue with
hormones.
And i am NOT talking
small.
She is dang going NUTS!
Why?!
..
.
..
...
....
YES!SUSPENSE!
Well latetly i have seen her getting moony over some jock name Chad.
confused?
you should be!
Well i think i will go and stalk her as a(Yes!Morez suspenz!)
..
...
.....
Sun Conure!
oh,wait...
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WILD CONURE IN FLORIDA >.>
Maybe a ninja instead.hdhsdhhd~~~~~~
sorry failsauce,my sun conure mango just snacthed the pencil.
OH!i should shift into a heron and watch her!
MUHHHAHA*Cough**choke**weeze*
Man being evil is HARD!(how can my sister do this?!)
Anyway..Good thing is that only my mom,dad,sister and horse know about ma epic powers
Alrighty,gotta go do some stalking!
im going to shift into a blue heron right now so..
BYE FAILSAUCE!!
rebel,now you can say that you see a heron stalking you,MUHAHAHAA!

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LOL.....XD!!! STALKER!!! O_o I'm scared of herons now. lol

o, and WATS WRONG WITH JOCKS!!! =P

[Scratchpadd]

Yes!NOW WRITE ANOTHER ENTRY!I DEMAND IT!!

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Pft!
Y U SO DEMANDING!! lol

[Scratchpadd]

new entrie?
pweeass!