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Hell's Kitchen Menu

Postby Demon God Caelan » Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:44 pm

So, I wrote up these options for a restaurant menu for demons. If you have suggestions on additions, feel free to suggest them, just keep them CS friendly

Breakfast Menu (Ends at 10:30 AM)
    Demon Omelette - a fluffy omelet made with a blend of devil's spiced sausage, fiery peppers, and charred onions
    Witches' Brew Coffee - gourmet coffee brewed with a special blend of wizardly spices, served with a side of whipped bat milk.
    Brimstone Bagel - a toasted bagel topped with a blend of devil's spiced bacon, ghost pepper jack cheese, and fiery sriracha sauce
    Diabolical Donuts - a deviously sweet selection of glazed and sprinkled donuts infused with devil's chocolate and spider eggs
    Imp's Toast - a slice of toast smothered in breadcrumbs made from imp's Horns, infused with chili garlic butter and topped with a fried egg from a winged harpy.
    Phantom Pancakes - fluffy and thick pancakes with a hint of ghostly essence, served with a side of twisted butter.
    Devil's Breakfast Burrito - a hearty and spicy burrito stuffed with a mix of devil's spiced sausage, roasted peppers, and scrambled eggs made from the eggs of a giant bat.
    Eye of Newt Porridge - a spicy porridge made with fresh and plucked eyes of newts from the boiling cauldron, infused with a blend of herbs and spices.
    Ghost Pepper Hash Browns - crispy julienned hash browns infused with fiery ghost pepper flakes and a pinch of garlic salt.
    Inferno Scrambled Eggs - scrambled eggs infused with a blend of fiery spices and topped with a sprinkle of devil's spices for an extra kick.


All breakfast items come with a complimentary side of human finger sausages, served with a side of spicy tomato salsa dip.




Appetizers:
    Fried Angels Wings - served with a side of hellfire hot sauce
    Eye of Newt Soup - made with fresh eyes of newts harvested from the boiling cauldron
    Satan's Cheese Bites - bite-sized pieces of devil cheese, deep-fried and served with a side of spicy mustard
    Cursed Cauliflower - roasted cauliflower florets infused with a blend of herbs and spices, served with a side of garlic sauce
    Demonic Deviled Shrimp - juicy shrimp deep-fried in a spicy batter, served with a side of devil's cocktail sauce
    Hellfire Nachos - crisp tortilla chips loaded with fiery chili con carne, jalapenos, and a generous amount of melted cheese
    Demon's Delight Deviled Eggs - hard-boiled eggs with a twist, filled with a spicy mix made from harpy claw shavings and devil tears.
    Inferno Dip - a hot and spicy dip made with jalapeños, garlic, and a mix of demon spices, served with crispy pita bread.
    Witch's Brew Soup - a creamy soup with a blend of herbs and freshly brewed witch's blood.
    Charred Husked Corn Cobs - roasted corn cobs coated with black garlic butter and a sprinkle of chili flakes.
    Purgatory Poppers - deep-fried jalapeno peppers stuffed with a blend of goat cheese, demon tears, and a dash of inferno sauce.
    Satan's Sushi Platter - a sinful selection of fresh sushi rolls made with spider legs, caviar from demon eggs, and ghostly seaweed.
    Zombie Fingers - crispy chicken fingers shaped like zombie fingers, served with a side of garlic dip.
    Bone Marrow Bruschetta - toasted garlic bread topped with savory roasted bone marrow, cherry tomatoes, and parsley.
    Charred Imp Skewers - succulent skewers of marinated imp meat grilled to perfection, served with a side of hot sauce and roasted peppers.

Main Entrees:
    Charcoal-Grilled Gargoyle - served with a bed of roasted bones and a side of lava sauce
    Grilled Demon Ribs - tender ribs marinated in a devilish blend of spices and grilled to perfection, served with a side of coleslaw
    Braised Minotaur Shank - succulent minotaur shanks slow-cooked in a rich red wine sauce, served with a side of mashed potatoes
    Demon Hunter's Stew - a hearty stew filled with chunks of demon meat, vegetables, and potatoes, served with a slice of garlic bread
    Smoked Hellhound Sausage - juicy sausage made from smoked hellhound meat, served with a side of spicy mustard and sauerkraut
    Fiery Dragon Chili - a spicy and flavorful chili made from dragon meat and a blend of fiery spices, served with a slice of cornbread
    Braised Cerberus Shank - tender shanks of Cerberus slowly cooked in a red wine sauce, served with garlic mashed potatoes.
    Tormented Souls Pizza - a devilishly good pizza topped with blackened cheese, a mixture of herbs and spices, and chunky tomato sauce made from the screams of the tortured souls.
    Demonic Fried Rice - a spicy combination of fried rice, blackened shrimp, chilly paste, and a side of pickled vegetables.
    Ghost Roast - a succulent pork roast infused with ghostly essence, served with caramelized apples and garlic mashed potatoes.
    Inferno Burger Deluxe - juicy beef patty, spicy habanero mayo, ghost pepper jack cheese, and crispy bacon served on a black sesame seed bun with a side of demon's ketchup.e.
    Inferno Fried Chicken - crispy chicken deep-fried in hellfire batter, served with a side of coleslaw and ghost pepper mashed potatoes.
    Chupacabra Chops - grilled Chupacabra chops marinated in garlic and black pepper, served with a side of hot and spicy mushroom risotto.
    Demogorgon Gumbo - a steaming bowl of spicy gumbo made with fresh Demogorgon meat, swamp vegetables, and a hint of voodoo magic.

Desserts:
    Fire and Brimstone Cake - a fiery chocolate cake with a smoky twist
    Mummified Corpses Pudding- a creamy, sweet pudding with chunks of mummified corpses
    Creepy-Crawly Ice Cream - made with real creepy-crawlies like spiders and centipedes
    Shadow Bites - a collection of shadowy orbs that burst in your mouth, releasing an array of flavors
    Forbidden Fruit Tart - a sweet and tangy tart made from the forbidden fruits of the underworld, served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream
    Demon's Delight Cheesecake - creamy cheesecake with a layer of devilishly dark chocolate on top, served with a side of raspberry sauce
    Graveyard Dirt Pudding - a fun and spooky pudding made from Oreo crumbs, gummy worms, and chocolate pudding
    Hell's Kitchen Pear Tart - sweet, juicy pears baked into a flaky tart, served with a scoop of caramel ice cream
    Screaming Banshee Brownies - fudgy chocolate brownies with a dollop of raspberry jam made to replicate the sound of the banshee screams.
    Hades' Cheesecake - a creamy dessert with a touch of demonic tartness, topped with crushed blackberries.
    Poisoned Apple Tarts - flaky pastry tarts filled with caramelized apples and drizzled with blackberry syrup.
    Hellfire Tiramisu - rich, creamy tiramisu with a hint of smokiness and flavored
    Fiery Chocolate Mousse - a rich and decadent chocolate mousse infused with a hint of chili flakes and served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
    Death by Chocolate Cake - a luscious chocolate cake topped with dark chocolate ganache, crushed chocolate skulls, and a side of hellfire sauce.
    Phantom Tiramisu - a soft and creamy tiramisu with a spooky twist, made with ghost-shaped cookies and ghostly whipped cream.
    Bloody Red Velvet Cake - a haunting red velvet cake topped with a spooky mix of bloody raspberry sauce and ghostly cream cheese frosting.
    Witch's Brew Ice Cream - a creamy ice cream with a blend of exotic fruits and herbs commonly used in witchcraft, infused with a hint of dark magic.


Beverages:
    Blood of the Innocent - a classic demon drink, served with a slice of lemon
    River Styx Water - bottled black water from the famous underworld river
    Demon Spit Cocktail - a spicy mix of hellfire hot sauce, snake venom, and demon spit
    Sulfuric Acid Smoothie - a tangy blend of sulfuric acid and fresh souls.
    Dark Enchantment Tea - a blend of exotic herbs and spices with a hint of magic.
    Demogorgon's Daiquiri - a sweet and tangy blend of pineapple juice, lime, and dark rum with a splash of blueberry juice.
    Horned Beast Bloody Mary - the perfect blend of tomato juice, vodka, hot sauce, and spices, seasoned with a piece of diced horned beast meat.
    Demon's Blood Martini - a potent martini with a mix of fire-demon blood, apocalyptic gin, and a splash of demon's tears.
    Holy Water on the Rocks - refreshing water from the river Jordan, served over ice with a touch of mint syrup.
    Cursed Wine - a velvety red wine infused with the essence of cursed grapes and smoke from witches' mixtures.
    Cold-Brewed Unicorn Tears - a light and refreshing cold brewed coffee made with fresh unicorn tears.
    Satan's Margarita - a classic margarita with a mix of fiery hellfire sauce, lime juice, and a salted rim with whips of dragon smoke.


Side Dishes:
    Devil's Fingers - deep-fried devil's horns
    Inferno Fries - hot and crispy fries drenched in hot sauce made from the hottest peppers of hell
    Roasted Serpent Tail - succulent serpent tail roasted with an exotic mix of spices
    Fiery Whiskey Glazed Carrots - sweet glazed carrots seasoned with a hint of fiery whiskey
    Roasted Ghost Peppers - hot and spicy roasted ghost peppers served with a side of sour cream dip
    Devil's Hash Browns - crispy hash browns infused with spicy garlic and chili flakes
    Fallen Angel Salad - a fresh and crisp salad made with dark leafy greens, pomegranate seeds, and crispy bacon
    Devil's Slaw - a crunchy and spicy coleslaw made with shredded red cabbage, ghost pepper flakes, and a splash of demon's vinegar.
    Inferno Fries - crispy fries drenched in hot sauce made from the hottest peppers of hell, topped with a sprinkle of crispy bacon bits and cheese.
    Creepy Crackers - crispy crackers shaped like spiders and snakes, served with a side of garlic dip and fresh herbs.
    Angel Hair Pasta - a light and refreshing pasta dish made with angel hair pasta, basil, tomatoes, and a hint of roasted garlic.


Specialty Drinks:
    Witch's Brew - gin mixed with bat's wing powder and a dash of witch's tears
    Hellfire Margarita - tequila blended with lime juice and a splash of hellfire sauce
    Phantom's Kiss - blue absinthe and black vodka mixed with ghost essence
    Necromancer's Elixir - a dark and mysterious potion brewed with the blood of the undead and the tears of a banshee

Entertainment Options:

    Demon's Painting Gallery - a display of haunting paintings that can talk and entertain
    Fire-breathing Performers - live performance of acrobats and dancers breathing fire
    Bone Orchestra - a creepy music ensemble using human bones, demons horns, and other strange instruments.


    Kids Meals:
    Spider Grilled Cheese - a grilled cheese sandwich with melted cheese made from spider webs and crispy chunks of insects
    Monster Meatballs - savory meatballs made from the freshest monster meat, served with spaghetti and bloody tomato sauce
    Witch's Fingers - fried chicken fingers shaped like witch fingers with a side of ghost peppers hot sauce
    Ghostly Mac and Cheese - classic mac and cheese with a spooky twist, made with ghost-shaped pasta and ghostly cheese sauce
    Mini Fiery Pizza - mini pizzas topped with cheese and a hint of hellfire sauce

Drinks:
    Black Cherry Potion - a sweet and bubbly drink made from black cherry syrup and ghost tears
    Gummy Worm Juice - a colorful and sweet drink infused with gummy worms
    Vampire's Blood - a red and fruity drink made with raspberry juice and edible glitter
    Witch's Brew Soda - a fizzy and spooky soda with a blend of exotic flavors

Desserts:
    Tombstone Chocolate Sundae - a chocolate sundae with a spooky twist topped with edible tombstones and bones made from white chocolate
    Ghostly Blueberry Muffins - a fluffy muffin with juicy blueberries and ghost-shaped marshmallows
    Monster Mash Cookies - a colorful cookie with a mix of candy eyeballs, monster fingers, and spooky shapes
    Witch's Hat Cupcakes - a chocolate cupcake with a witch's hat-shaped frosting and a witch's candy broomstick.

Premium Alcoholic Drinks:
    Devil's Delight - a tequila-based drink infused with hellfire hot sauce, topped with a splash of devil's spit.
    Underworld Martini - a classic gin-based drink mixed with absinthe and a drop of black widow venom.
    Inferno Manhattan - a smoky whiskey drink with a splash of lava sauce, served in a charred glass.
    Necromancer's Old Fashioned - a powerful drink with aged bourbon mixed with the blood of the undead, a dash of bitter liquor, and a splash of ghostly essence.

Premium Wines:
    Blood of the Vampires - a fruity and powerful red wine, black as a fresh blood with hints of raspberry and cherry flavors.
    Ghostly Chardonnay - a white wine that's light and crisp with a touch of ghostly haziness.
    Demon's Cabernet Sauvignon - a deep, dark, and full-bodied wine with a smooth finish.
    Graveyard Malbec - a smooth and intense red wine with a blend of dark fruit flavors and a hint of smokiness.

Premium Beer:
    Black Death Stout - a dark and robust beer with a strong blend of chocolate and coffee flavors.
    Fiery Red Ale - a spicy beer infused with hellfire hot sauce, jalapeno peppers, and a touch of cinnamon.
    Hell's Lager - a crisp and refreshing beer with a mix of hops and malts and infused with a hint of demon's blood.
    Ghostly Pale Ale - a light and refreshing beer with a hint of ghostly haziness.
    Note: Premium alcoholic drinks are only available to guests 21 years and older.
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