Dear Saltface...Diary of a Misunderstood PPS Kid

[VesVes]

Sure, you can have more.

'Ello, Saltface,

You know what? I think I just might ditch everybody else and find my way home by myself. Why?

BECAUSE I CAN. And Liluye is starting to creep me out. Everywhere I go, Hissy Hershey (That shall be his new nickname!) and Liluye are kissing each other. And it's not like there is anywhere to go.

I saw one of those pay phones. But it was out of order. Whoopdeedo. At least it stopped snowing.

Vine, Ice, and Hermione are now putting on a pathetic play of their own called "The Girl and the Shark." Hermione is the girl, Ice is the random bystander, and poor Vine has to be the shark. Not that I have anything against sharks, but Hermione's interpretation of them was quite ridiculous. For instance, I have never met a shark that has to do the chicken dance if someone yells "Floofaloo!"

Correct me if I'm wrong.

I think that drama class (And Derek Moon) has planted the idea in Hermione's head that she is destined to be an OMIGAWD AMAAAAZING ACTRESSSS!!!

I might actually decide to become a comedian in the future.

Anyway, the journey. I don't want to talk about it because it's the same old thing over and over.

So much for mentioning it.

So, bye for now, Salty.

[Lanton]

This is so awesome! I just read it all, right now. I think I'm addicted. Please write more!

[Schadenfreude]

love it! *presses stalker button*

[VesVes]

Since I'm running out of ideas, the end of Saltface is quite close. But, don't worry, the sequel will be much longer. Wait, did I just give away that there's going to be a sequel? Bad Egyptian Hyena. D:<

Dear Saltface,

So. Nevada at last. Finally.

The only problem?

I live on the other side of Nevada. My town is called La La Land. It's the most ridiculously pathetic name in the history of ridiculously pathetic names. Maybe the founder of the town had a sense of humor. A pretty poor one, at that. At least it's right next to Las Vegas. The lights from all the hotels on the strip at night are amazing, even from a distance.

Hermione, Vine, and Ice are now putting on plays every day. It's driving me nuts! And their favorite? The one about the girl and the shark that has to do the chicken dance every time someone yells, "Floofaloo!" Also known as the original and my least favorite. Liluye, Hershey, and Cassius are getting pretty tired of it, too.

Well, the climate is changing. It's a desert now. Not the hottest desert, but still a desert. Liluye obviously doesn't like the lack of air conditioning. Most lynxes don't. I saw that on National Geographic. I think. It could've been on Dora the Explorer when the teachers forced us to watch it in math. Not fun, I tell you.

I'm running out of paper, so I should probably conserve it.

Bye for now, Salty.

[VesVes]

Dear Saltface,

Hermione has caught The Goliath Fever.

One day, it's drama this and drama that. The next day? Goliath this and Goliath that. "Oh, I am never going to see Goliath again!" "Oh, I almost forgot how handsome Goliath is!" And this has to be endured by yours truly and many other poor, innocent victims.

Good news, though! According to Liluye, we're almost to Las Vegas, and we can definitely find our way from Las Vegas to home.

Speaking of which, I wonder if Mum and Dad have gotten a new house yet?

I think so.

I hope so.

They'd better.

Anyway, she's not the only lovesick one. Ice is moaning for Mercury. And, yes, I do miss Snowy.

At least there's one happy couple around here.

*coughcough*HersheyandLiluye*coughcough*

How can a dog fall in love with a cat?

Or, to be more specific, a wolf fall in love with a lynx?

Tell you more later, Salty.

[nostalgiatech]

When is the sequelllllll?

(There must be a sequel or Golden will explode)

[VesVes]

The sequel when be when I get the motivation to post it. But don't worry, this is the second-to-last entry. Or that might be a cause for concern. Oh well! I'm writing out the sequel right now, but here's the second-to-last entry!

Dear Saltface,

We're home. Woot woot!

Turns out Mum and Dad did buy a new house before we got lost. Finally. I thought they were going to be all over us, but actually they were asleep from the time they got home until now.

Wow. Talk about fail.

It turns out they just thought we played in the snow for a while, and told us to take a shower.

It doesn't snow where we live.

At least they don't mind Liluye. Buuuuttt...

We have to take her to school with us.

NOOOO!!!! Because, you know, she's a cat! And cats...just...don't belong in wolf schools! I know what happened when that tiger came to school about a month before our family trip! He got shunned, I tell you! SHUUUNNNEEEDDD!!!

Except for Vine. I think she's in love with him.

All of my siblings are craaaazy. At least none of them fell in love with the hyena that came last year. Oh well. Let's see how this turns out.

Se ya later, Saltface.

[no~body]

oh I LOVE!!! ^-^ Reminds me of another CS diary, of a warrior cat. Because yours is named a wierd name, 'Saltface'. Theirs is weird too. its 'Failtail' XD

[VesVes]

Failtail is mine, too. XD See, look. When I created this, almost all the CS pet diaries had weird names.

[no~body]

Failtail is mine, too. XD See, look. When I created this, almost all the CS pet diaries had weird names.

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haha thats the one I was talking about ;D But I wuv yours Nyota ;3