Dear Saltface...Diary of a Misunderstood PPS Kid

[VesVes]

I apologize to all devoted Saltface fans, but due to problems with my computer, I am borrowing my mom's laptop. Sadly, I only do Saltface entries on my own computer, which means that there will be no more Saltface entries until the problem with my computer is solved, which will take about a week. Once again, I am very sorry. =(

On a much happier note, the names poll is doing pretty well! I will end it soon, and if it's a tie, I will decide on one and use the other for something else I've planned, so don't worry!

[VesVes]

My computer is finally working again, so yay! And to celebrate, another entry!

Dear Saltface,

Mum and Dad were called in to work, so they were forced to leave us instead of staying at the campsite.

Yeeeaaahhh.

Anyway, today is the second-to-last day in the hospital! And our nurse brought in doughnuts. Yum. We had a huge blizzard for the past week, so we were stuck inside for a while. But, since the blizzard just cleared out, and we're not stuck in bed anymore, we're allowed to go outside for a bit!

You won't believe how much we were craving fresh air. Ice opened the door like a mad bull and dived headfirst in the snow.

Nut.

The rest of us walked out more calmly.

Herp de derp derp.

I hope you didn't forget my obsession with frozen green beans, right? I need some. NOW.

Anyway, Hershey and I started a snowball fight, boys against girls. It was rather fun, except for the fact that the girls creamed us, because of something I like to call CASSIUS-THINKS-HE'S-BEING-A-GEOLOGIST. Rrr.

Anyway, we were having fun, until Ice suddenly said, "Hey, look! Lynx tracks!" Then, being the nut she is, she raced after them! The rest of us followed, and Vine finally caught her.

"Let's go back," Hermione suggested. We all agreed, since the hospital was just above this one hill.

But it wasn't. It was just another hill.

And another.

And another.

Chocolate Raspberry Apple Pie, I think we'd wandered farther than we meant to.

See ya later, Saltface.

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Cassius being a geologist??? Sounds dangerous.

[VesVes]

Dear Saltface,

So, yes. We're lost. La la la.

You want random humor? Well, here's some:

Random random random humor humor humor funny funny funny cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake ha ha ha la la la wildcat wildcat wildcat pie pie pie purple purple purple bored bored bored I'm tired of this I'm tired of this I'm tired of this.

I have no idea.

Ow. Did I just get a paper cut on one of your pages? You naughty journal.

Anywaaaaaaay, this place is an icebucket freezer thing. Full of lots and lots of snow. And it's getting dark. Oh joy.

Anyway, Vine suggested, "Let's go in this cave. Maybe we can find shelter there and talk this all out."

We all thought it was a good idea, so we went in.

It was nice and warm, and it looked as a good shelter until someone called out from the cave's depths,"Who goes there?" The voice was a female, about Hershey's age. But it was scary. And it had authority.

Then, out of the shadows, stepped...the lynx. Dun dun duuuuunnnnn.

Yes, the lynx.

Tell you the rest later, Salty.

[Foi]

Oh crap, I knew this was familiar. >.< I'll go think of another name for mine. Sorry about that. "O.O"

[VesVes]

It's alright about that, I thought it would be a coincidence anyway. By the way, I read it, and it looks really great!

Dear Saltface,

The lynx turned her piercing gaze on us all. "Oh. It's you guys again." She looked like she was living in the wild for quite some time. Her blouse was rather ragged and dirty, and she had no shoes on.

"What are your names?" she asked.
"Do you read Harry Potter, by any chance?" I asked.
She tilted her head to one side. "Harry Potter? Who's he? Never heard of him."
"Just wondering," I replied. "My name is Voldemort."
"Nice name," the lynx replied. "Sounds Greek."
"What doe my name sound like?" Ice asked. "My name is Ice."
"Your name sounds like the name of water when it's in a frozen state," the lynx replied.
We all told her our names. Finally, Hershey asked her, "What's your name?"
"Liluye," the lynx told us.

That's when I realized that Hershey was staring at her like someone I know. Oh wait. I know who he reminds me of! He reminds me of me when I first met Snowy!

You remember Snowy, right? Because if you didn't, the whole comparison would be pointless.

Anywaaaayyyy...

What is Hershey thinking? If he and Liluye get together, and they stay together when they're older, they could have...lynx puppies.

"Are you all right?" Liluye suddenly asked. "Oh, by the way, there's a blizzard coming tonight, so you'd better stay the night if you want to survive."

"Yeah! I want to survive!" Hermione piped up.

Hurr hurr. Looks like I'm about to go camping big time.

See ya later, Saltface.

[Foi]

Oh thank you! And you're an amazing writer yourself!

[VesVes]

Dear Saltface,

Liluye was right. There was a blizzard last night. The cave was almost snowed in.

There's nothing to do here. No video games, no TV, no books. I will be ashamed I said this later, but I wish I was in school. At least there's something to do there.

Gosh, I'm sounding like someone who wants to host a pity party. And the first game will be: throwing tomatoes at the wolves I hate. Such as Ice. And Happy Birthday Unicorn. And Derek Moon.

No. I don't hate him. I'm just mad at him.

...Yeah, I hate him.

Imagine if there was a wolf named It. That would be so funny. If I had a son, that would be what I'd name him. I want a son when I grow up, so I can name him It.

I think I just jinxed myself so I will have four daughters or something like that.

OH WAIT. I HAVE PPS. I CANNOT GROW. THERE WILL BE NO WOLF NAMED IT.

My Priorities List:
1. Get out of this boring place.
2. Convince Hershey to name one of his kids "It".
3. Get Snowy to break up with Derek.
4. Go to the grocery store and buy all of the frozen green beans they carry.

Anyway, Liluye suggested we move camps so we get closer to home, making an "incredible journey" home.

...That's just cliche.

I'm so bored right now.

Bye for now, Salty.

[ZombiePoodle]

Did someone say Pity Party?
*grabs tomatoes*
Oh wait, even better
*grabs frozen tomatoes*
No who to throw them at first...

Lol,
It?
That poor pup...

[VesVes]

Yes, It the Wolf. Although, I know exactly what happens next and after that and after that, and there will be no wolf (or wolf hybrid) pup named It.