Dear Saltface...Diary of a Misunderstood PPS Kid

[Zear]

Epic journal! :3

[nostalgiatech]

Yesh, very so epic indeed. ^__^

[VesVes]

Thanks, both of you.

Dear Saltface,

School was all right. Snowy was worried about me, of course. And Ice got caught with Mercury under the mistletoe. That broke the ice (Pun not intended) with those two. Silver was furious, because she knew that if Mercury was dating Ice, she couldn't date me.

In homeroom, we watched the news. The story about our house burning down was featured.

"A large house belonging to the Collins family was burned down last night. It is believed the fire was caused by a faulty electrical outlet. All six children have survived and are okay, along with their parents," the news wolf announced.

Then came our interviews. All Vine did was rant about how she didn't have a boyfriend. Hermione told him a few details, but then they started chatting about video games. (Random subject.) Cassius's interview was more detailed, but then he said he didn't know that much. Hershey's interview was the most detailed so far. Ice just told them to go away. Finally, my interview came. I told them about how I kicked my book in my sleep and how I woke everyone up. I finished with ranting about still going to school.

"Well, there you have it," the news wolf concluded. "Next up: are the cat sightings in the heart of Wolf Town true or hallucinations? Story after the break."

The bell rung at that point, but everyone wanted to stay to hear about the cat sightings.

Well, that's how school went, Salty. See ya later.

[nostalgiatech]

hehe. Nice!
(I have updated Dear Farticus finally, a Christmas special! Kinda...)

[VesVes]

Thanks for the compliments.

(Yes, I saw that. Really epic so far!)

[nostalgiatech]

(thanks)

The Christmas post of the thingy in Farticus is now up.

[VesVes]

Dear Saltface,

We just got another new kid. He has PPS, too. It's actually that famous TV actor, Derek Moon. He turned heads wherever he went, especially from girls. PPS girls mostly. The only girls who weren't attracted to him were Snowy and Ice. But other than that, everyone fell head over heels for him. Especially Silver. She totally forgot about me. Which is a good thing, I suppose.

Anyway, today would be the day we go back to school. Or it would be if we even had a winter break. That doesn't exist in our town. It's just sad.

In Language Arts, we had to write a pup's story. Mine is about a black panther who didn't like himself because he didn't fit in with all of the spotted leopards. If you ask me, that's just sad. I like black panthers. But I guess Blackie McBlack (the panther in my story) didn't.

Right now, the teacher is making us read our stories in front of a bunch of really young, non-PPS pups. They really liked Blackie McBlack and the other leopards. Some of the other stories were really sucky. Like Goliath Hollyberry's. His was about why wolves shouldn't use swear words. I personally thought it sucked, but the teachers loved it. What's ironic about that story is that Goliath swears about a million times a day.

The teachers' favorite was of course Derek's. His was about a bunch of grapes that were dancing around, having a grand old time. I personally thought that it was really boring. As someone from a TV show once said (I forget who): "A hero is a hero but everyone loves a good villain." Like, well, you know who. As in You-Know-Who. Not me, the Harry Potter character.

Anyway, during break, Snowy said she needed to go to the bathroom kind of hastily, which Hershey, Ice, and I thought was odd. So we let her go.

Suddenly, I had an urge to get a drink of water. As I rounded a corner, I saw Snowy. And Derek Moon.

They. Were. KISSING. AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!

Gotta go, Salty.

[Noctyrn]

OMG best diary evar!!!!!

[above_all_else]

*GASP* Epicness is always enhanced with betrayal... More!

[Liru Kaulitz]

Gahh! Write, WRITE!