This will only make sense to you if you have read the latest Percy Jackson book, The Son of Neptune.
I wrote this to jokingly make fun of my friend Malaysia. I was making wacky book titles about her being involved romantically with characters from Percy Jackson, and she told me to go home and actually write short stories about it instead of just coming up with titles. Just so you know, my friend Malyasia is very nice and into traveling the world, hates pink, isn't self-centered, and doesn't wear make-up. This Malaysia's personality is completely fictional.
Malaysia and Dakota: What’s with the Kool-Aid?
By Painted Turtle
It was dinnertime again. Malaysia sat among her friends in the Fifth Cohort. She had finished her chicken wings, and was digging into her crème brûlée. Meanwhile, Dakota, her boyfriend, chugged tons of Kool-Aid. Malaysia, smiling, leaned over to him.
“You know all that sugar isn’t good for you!”
“So? I’ll work it off in War Games tonight!”
“Fine, then. But seriously, you might want to stop with all that Kool-Aid.”
Malaysia leaned over and kissed Dakota. When she pulled away, her lips were colored a vibrant scarlet. She frowned and reached into her purse – a sequined pink bag with extra rose-colored glitter on top. She took out a red-and-pink-hearts patterned compact, and opened it up. Even the mirror was tinted a light rosy color. Malaysia took out coral-colored lipstick and started redoing her makeup. Dakota grabbed across the table for more packets of sugar.
“Darn! I got makeup on my shirt!” Malaysia cried. She reached into her purse and pulled out wet-wipes – pink ones, of course – and started wiping the coral-colored powder off her hot pink shirt. She straightened, pouting. “It’s smearing! Please excuse me.”
Malaysia headed towards the bathroom, stomping. Dakota poured sugar into his Kool-Aid. The other campers snickered, and then tried to hide it with discreet coughs. Dakota didn’t take notice as he raised his goblet to his mouth, gulping the red liquid. He set down the goblet and lifted his hand to his mouth in a useless attempt to get rid of the permanent crimson stain.
“I’m going to go visit the Praetor’s table now. Does anybody want to come with me?” he asked.
The other campers didn’t respond. Some stuffed a piece of food into their mouths. Most people just started chattering to one another. A few started whistling innocently. Dakota didn’t take notice, and rushed to the Praetor’s table. He banged his goblets onto the stacked shields, as he usually did when going to see the Praetors.
“What’s up, Percy?”
Percy cracked a smile. Dakota looked like a vampire with his dripping red mouth and crazy, sugared-up expression.
“Well, we were just discussing strategies for tonight’s War Games. Why don’t you, uh, go back to your table to discuss it with your cohort?”
Annabeth, who sat next to Percy, nodded. “That would be a great idea, Dakota!”
Dakota nodded vigorously. “Okay, Percy!”
When Dakota returned to the Fifth Cohort’s table, Malaysia had returned to the table. There was a wet spot at the top of her shirt, which she was trying to cover with a carnation-toned silk scarf. She was now also wearing eye shadow, blush, and sparkly body powder in various shades of pink. Dakota sensed the aroma of flowers when he neared Malaysia, and guessed that the body powder was scented, and that she was also wearing perfume. He took some Kool-Aid powder out of his pocket, and refilled his goblet with water. He dumped the packets in, and the drink turned a violent red. Dakota slurped half the glass, and then rushed to the water fountains.
Dakota pulled a large flask from his pocket, and held it under the water until it was filled to the brim. Grabbing several Kool-Aid packets from his pocket, he dashed back to the Fifth Cohort’s table, water sloshing everywhere. He ripped several packets open, and dumped the powder into the water. Around him, people coughed from wisps of powder escaping from the water.
Some of the powder settled on Malaysia’s pink designer jeans. Irritated, she stood up and snatched Dakota’s goblet. “Puh-lease! No more Kool-Aid for you!”
“But, honey…”
“Don’t ‘but honey’ me! I’m being generous enough by letting you have your Kool-Aid for the War Games! Good-bye, now!”
She flounced off to the Second Cohort’s table to chat with some other friends. Just then, Reyna stood up. “Let the War Games begin!”
Malaysia was grouchy as she marched to the Field of Mars. Octavian had slashed her rose-color armor, and there was an ugly gash in it. Malaysia had filled the gash with pink celestial bronze glitter, but it still didn’t look the same. She drew her sword, which had chipping pink paint covering half the sword. Malaysia had tried to paint it, but the carnation-colored paint wouldn’t stick, and it wore off easily.
The Fifth Cohort had assembled. Malaysia was next to Dakota as they charged at the enemy fort. Above, Reyna soared on Scipio, her Pegasus with three golden eagles screeching behind her. Percy was on the opposite side of the Field of Mars, on Black Jack. Annabeth sat behind him, her arms around him. Three eagles circled underneath Black Jack, alert and waiting patiently for the War Games to begin.
There was chaos. Arrows as spears rained down upon the Fifth Cohort as the forged ahead towards the enemy. Malaysia had pulled out her compact and was checking her makeup. An arrow knocked against her shield, and her lipstick flew over her cheeks, making her look like a clown.
“Hey!” she complained.
“Come on, keep going.” Dakota urged.
“Be quiet! Don’t you see that I have a makeup crisis?” Malaysia cried.
“Sorry! But pay attention, you never know when --”
His reply was cut off as a spear landed barely an inch away from Malaysia’s feet. The spear was dull-tipped, so wouldn’t have killed, but it would have left a nasty bruise.
Dakota lurched backwards, pulling Malaysia with him. An arrow landed right where she had been standing. She struggled against Dakota, and he released her.
“I said to be careful!”
Malaysia turned away just as a spear came right at her. She raised her shield just in time, but the impact blasted her backwards…right into Dakota, who was sipping his Kool-Aid.
For a moment, all Malaysia could see was red. Then, she sat up. She was drenched head to toe in Cherry Kool-Aid. Dakota was sprawled on the ground behind her. He stood, and shook his head. The War Games had ceased. Malaysia looked down at herself. Everything – her armor, her clothes, her weapons – were speckled scarlet. Her carnation-tinted helmet had red stains on it.
“What were you thinking, Dakota? Why didn’t you watch where you were going?” she demanded.
“I didn’t mean to, honey!”
“Don’t ‘honey’ me!” Malaysia stormed. “Good-bye!”
Malaysia was furious as she raced to the baths. Stupid Dakota and his stupid Kool-Aid, Malaysia thought as she poured scented oil and rose petals into the steaming, foamy water.
The End
By the way, in case you couldn't notice, I kinda ran out of synonyms for "pink".







