Stella's Lair of Screwed-Up Nonsensical Nonsense

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Stella is just lost in her own world, often found tripping over her own two paws. I'd bet ya all the money in the world that she cant say the title of this topic without slurring them all together! Anyway, onto the point. Poor Stella needs to keep track of all her funny jokes, quotes, "logical" thoughts, and experiences, and here is the perfect place to do just that, so lets begin!

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Jokes:

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Quotes:

1.)

I am the laziest person you will ever meet, eventhough I'll do anything and everything all in one day.

2.)

They say that over half of America speaks Spanish; I guess I wont be talking to 3/4ths of the USA, then.

3.)

You said you dont want me in your life. Live up to it.

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Thoughts:

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Opinions:

1.) Ninjas are wayy cooler than pirates.

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Life Experiences: