100 Ways to Shatter ((Poems by Yours Truly!))

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First of all, no I dont have 100 poems like the title suggests x3 I plan to soon though!
Commets are VERY welcome!

Guess what this Poem is About
Gentle as a dove's wing
Painful as a hornet's sting
Makes my heart sing
Makes me want to fling
my arms around you and never let go
Makes me feel like I am soar-ing
Makes me feel richer than any king
Oh this wonderous feel-ing
Hope you dont send me fall-ing
So hard that I come crash-ing
Back to Earth
Because I like it so much up here in the clouds
The only bling
I need from you
Is a diamond ring
So I can shout to the world
How much I love you
And show it off as proof
That you love me too

Whats not to Love?
Theyre so soft!
So cute!
So calm!
So gentle!
Whats not to love?
They sleep on your chest on rainy days
Wake you up in the morning with the tickle of their whiskers
Welcome you home by lovingly wrapping their tail around your leg
Follow you around like any loyal pet
Whats not to love?
They never stop with their adorable meow when they want to go outside
Wont leave you alone until their food bowl is filled
Go psycho on your furnature when you give them cat-nip
And dont even get me started on the litter box
Scratch you for holding them the wrong way
...
Maybe dog lovers arnt all that bad
Why are all these silly notions in my head?
Cats are masters at driving you mad
Maybe Ill get a poodle instead