Dear diary,
Or should I call you DIEry... Today is not my day. I probably should explain. Probablyyyy.
Okay, so let's start with the basics. My name is Xura, Xura Stryker. When I was fifteen years old, I started writing in a diary. I would document my pretty crazy life, I even had a name for the book I wrote in-
_ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗪIᗩᖇY_. Bit of an odd name since it doesn't exactly describe who I am or even what I've been through. But as Shakespeare says, what's in a name?
Anyway, for about two years I documented my journey as an agent in my grandfather's criminal company, Thunder. Such a creative name, I know. But that's not all I did. I also worked undercover for SHIELD. Yeah, SHIELD. You know, that organization that fell apart last year? Apparently, hydra somehow took over and it was a huge epidemic on the news. I'm glad I quit when I did.
I left in a rage when I had learned that Nick Fury assigned agents to go undercover as my parents all my life. He had planned a career for me in Shield before I even knew how to count. For a while, I didn't know what direction to turn so I looked to my best friend, Amy. Amy was very supportive of me, and helped me become a renown thief by the name of Scarlett Hunter.
Along the way, I made a lot of friends. Sure they were thieves and general criminals, but they were the most genuine and kind people you could ever hope to meet. Ironic, huh? For a while, being a thief was the best decision I had ever made. That was until Amy got a call.
Thunder called us in about a possible double agent in the organization. Which, at the time, had just been me before I quit shield for good. How Inconvinent. To keep it short, it ended with Amy and I being dragged in two different directions. They had strong suspicions that I was a double agent, with good reason. For two weeks I was locked in a Thunder prison with no escape.
That was until Amy came back with a plan. She contacted a government facility I didn't even know existed- FOX. I don't much about FOX, and I never had any opportunity to ask questions. An undercover team they had broke me out of the prison with Amy leading the charge. Immediately after the rescue, Amy and I went back on the run. I've asked her a few times about the incident, but she's only ever told me FOX owed her a favor. I suppose I can just be thankful I'm alive and out of there.
For about eight months, we continued being thieves with a very low profile. And I mean
very low. Not even my criminal friends could find me, it was all of Amy's clients exclusively. And she insisted that they only see her. I don't remember a time with so little contact with anyone else. We often heard rumors that Thunder and Shield were still after us, and believe me, I've had my fair share of surprise encounters with them. But luckily, we always find a way out.
Eventually, we became a much lesser priority in the organizations that pursued us. It didn't make sense to chase after two rogues who always seem to evade their grasp. Of course, that doesn't mean we're completely safe. But, hey! It's something, right?
So anywayyyy. Here I am now. It's been a little over a year since Amy and I ran away. We're still pretty awesome thieves though, only getting better. Well, maybe just me... Amy's always been good at this. I'm eighteen now, she's nineteen. Yeah. It's been a long time.
Oh? ... You're wondering about Jake? Uhm. Well, I suppose I should just come out with it... Jake and I broke up. Yeahhh. What? You want details? What is this, a diary?
Oh, wait.
Fine. Before Amy and I went completely low profile, I begged her to let me invite Jake and Matthew along. Or at least to have a way to see them. She agreed with a lot of reluctance. Before I could even reach my house, on that very night, I saw Jake and Jenette kissing right on my doorstep. It was weird though. When I should have felt angry, all I felt was that this had somehow been my fault. Of course, it's not like that's an excuse for him to cheat on me, if he wanted to break up with me he should have. But at the same time, I wasn't there for him.
And as I turned around and started back towards a taxi that night, I realized that I could never take him or Matthew with me even if Jake hadn't cheated on me. That would never be fair to them. But for the rest of the night, not gonna lie, I was mostly seething at Jake.
The next day, when neither Jake or Matthew were in the house, I emptied my room entirely and left two notes for the each of them. Maybe someday I'll tell you what was on those notes. But then again, maybe not.
SO ANYWAY, I think we hit all the bases. Now I should catch you up with why exactly today is not my day.
???: Put your hands in the air! Ah yes, those words should tell you enough.
Amy: Rodrigo... Didn't expect to see you here. Amy and I raised our arms slowly, not daring to look behind us.
Me: Rodrigo? Amy: Armsdealer, works jobs typically at this part of the city. Don't know why exactly he's at Davun corporate though, care to enlighten us? He chuckled.
Rodrigo: Glad you still remember me, it's certainly been a while. Turn and face me. Amy and I slowly spun to face him. He had dark bushy hair hung over his eyes, yellow teeth, and a long scar runniny down the side of his cheek. Even though it was dark, I could tell he was medium-sized with broad shoulders, and wore a large beige trench coat.
Rodrigo: I believe you have something of mine. Amy: What are you talking about? I paid you back your due in Carthage about a year ago. Rodrigo: No. I want what you came for. Amy: I don't understand. I thought thievery wasn't your business. Rodrigo: It's not. But getting thieves like you two to do my dirty work is. All I have to do is point a gun at you and whatever you're stealing is mine. Don't worry though, I'll make sure to sell it for double the amount you were offered. Me: Do you even know what you're stealing? Rodrigo: No, and I don't have to. All I need to know is that it's wanted and valuable. Me: That's not going to help you very much if you're trying to describe it on Craiglist. Amy: Scarlett!Me: Whaaat?! Rodrigo: Give me it now.Amy glanced at me then sighed.
Amy: Alright. Here. She pulled a well-folded piece of paper out of her pocket and handed it to him.
Rodrigo: Finally. He unfolded it and briefly scanned over it.
Rodrigo: is.. Is this a joke? He waved the paper at us.
Rodrigo: A recipe for Davun Cookies? Is that what you two were after? Me: What can I say? We get hungry. Rodrigo: Who hired-Before he could even finish his question, Amy jerked to the left, kicked him in the shin, and stole his gun out of his hand. She tossed it to me.
Me: What's this for?Amy: He may have guys in the building, you might need itMe: Wait, you're not-Amy: I've got this! Get out of the building before the alarm system turns on again! Me: But I can't leave without you!Amy: I'll be fine, just go! Reluctantly, I sprinted toward the door, watching behind me as the guy recovered and swung a punch at her. I wanted to stop, but knew that would only cause more problems.
I ran blindly through the building until I reached the vents we had snuck in from. I hesitated when I saw them, and glanced at my watch. A minute and a half before the alarms were triggered again. It would be impossible for Amy to beat that guy up and still have time to get away. I had to do something.
I climbed into the vents and started on my way toward the control room. It was our first stop, so it wasn't going to be very far.
There was only forty-five seconds left when I was right above it. I kicked the shaft down and landed poorly on the floor. A whole panel of keyboards, buttons, and monitors stood before me. I quickly got to work. I typed furiously on the keyboard, barely reading the interminable scrolls of numbers in their black boxes.
Thirty seconds left. I punched a hole in their firewall. I went to the security controls and commanded the system to continue shut-down. A pop-up appeared: Restricted access.
Twenty seconds left. I tried over and over again desperately but the same pop up appeared
Ten seconds left. I bunched my hair in my hand. I wanted to pace, I wanted to think about this.
Five seconds left. Then it hit me. The override key! I furiously typed the key in and hit enter. A pop up appeared: Access Granted, secondary shut-down intiated.
Me: Yes! I released a heavy breath and sighed with relief. Now I would have to get out of here. I turned back to go into the vent, only to find two armed men that had been staring at me the entire time.
Me: uhm... Hi there. Don't suppose you wanna talk this out? Maybe get some coffee...Dude: Drop the weapon. Australian accent. Nice.
Me: What weapon? I looked at my hand, I was still holding the gun Amy gave me.
Me: Oh. This weapon. I dropped it.
Me: don't worry, I wouldn't have used it anyway. Guns aren't my style. They gave me an inquisitive look, but took it off the ground as they kept their guns trained on me.
Dude: You're going to have to come with us. Me: Hm.. Yeah, see. I don't know about that. I have a really tight schedule. I could maybe book you for a Tuesday, or maybe next Monday? Dude #2: I kinda like her. Another accent. Similar to his.
Dude: Shut up. Me: You guys like jokes? Dude: No, we don't care-Dude #2: Yeah! Do'ya have a good one? Me: I do, I swear. I've been just dying to tell it to someone. Dude: No, there will be none of-Dude #2: Oi! let's 'ear it then! Me: Okay, so what do you call a fake noodle?Dude: This is idioticDude #2: I don't reckon that's the answer, mate. Me: An impasta! He laughed.
Dude #2: Oi, that's a good one. He lowered his gun and extended his hand. I shook it.
Dude #2: M'name's Tom. My partner ere is John. John: don't tell 'er my name! Tom: Why not, mate? She's a friend. Me: I'm Xura, but I mostly go by Scarlett these days. John: She's not a friend! I reckon she's one of them thieves the boss was talking about. Tom: What pretty names. I sure do like the first one. Is that your real name? I nodded.
Tom: Blimey, well look at that then. How unique!John: Tom! Quit talking wit'her, she's supposed to be our bloody prisoner! Tom: Oh, would you lighten up, mate? It's not like she's tryin' to attack us. John: Bloody-- I can't even believe this is happening. Tom: those were some mighty fine hacking skills ya' got there. Mind tellin me an' m'friend here what you were up'ta? Me: Oh. There's a certain amount of time until the alarms come back on, I had only a minute until they system started up again. Tom: Blimey! Did you 'ear that, John? I reckon we have one talented young lass on our hands. John: ughhhhhHe slammed his head against the wall.
Me: Aw, stop. It wasn't that good. Tom: Better than anythin' I could do. When it comes to computers, I'm about as useless as a snake without teeth. Me: I'm sure that's not true. Tom: Aye but it is, mate. John could tell ya. Isn't that right, John? John: Sure. Tom: See what I mean, mate? Suddenly, we heard a shout from the vents.
???: Xura! Tom: Is that your friend? Me: I think it is. ???: Xura! Me: I have to go. Tom: I understand, best of luck, mate. I walked toward the vents.
John: Wait! Stop right there. No way, no how are you leaving this 'ere room. Me friend Tom 'ere may 'ave made friends wit'ya, but that doesn't mean you can just get away. Understand? Tom: Come on, put yer weapon down. She's just a girl. John: I bloody don't care, we 'ave orders, mate. Me: if I might intrude here, we only have five minutes before the security system turns on again. You could get me, or you could find a way out. John: I can just as easily get both. Me: Wellll, I'm trying to be nice here. I mean, my partner is very unforgiving with all the fighty stuff, and I'm pretty sure she's coming after me. John: I don't believe you. Tom: Oi, come on. She's already done us a favor, mate. What if that bloody alarm system had gone off earlier? We'dve been in handcuffs by now. John hesitated, and after brief pause, sighed.
John: Fine. Just get out of 'ere before I change my mind. I hugged him.
Me: Thank you! I won't forget about this! His face became a bright red, and he scratched the back of his right ear.
John: Er- you're welcome, I guess. Now, git' out. I climbed back into the vent and headed toward the roof. I could still hear some of their conversation as I crawled away.
Tom: That was a nice thing ya' did there. I'm proud of ya, mate. John: Shut up. Those two were nice.
I made it to the roof with time to spare. I was met by a grappling hook and a harness. Oh, and Amy too I guess.
Amy: Where were you? Me: I had to reset the security alarms for you. I didn't even want to risk getting you caught. Amy: Nah, I always find a way out. We strapped into our harnesses.
Amy: But I appreciate the sentiment, I guess. I rolled my eyes.
Me: All that work, just for that reaction. Makes me wish Tom was still here, at least he appreciates my work. Amy: Tom? She attached our lines to the top of the roof and handed me my rope.
Me: Eh, I'll tell you about it another time. We climbed down the side of building and reached the sidewalk just as the sirens started to approach us. After we hopped a cab, we made it back to our hotel room.
Amy: Well that could have gone worse. Me: Yeah. Did you get the recipe? She waved the paper at me.
Me: Nice. Amy: I have a lot of questions about where you went. Me: And I have questions about your little heart to heart with Rodrigo, but let's get to the real question here. Amy: What's that? Me: Whose making these cookies? So, I guess it turned out alright. But hey, pretty crazy day, huh?