Dear Diary
Tons of people do stupid names like "Brocoli" or "Vegetable" of even "Pancake" okay I'm hungry.. Anyways this is a DI.AR.IY anyways, I'm Andra
Below you shall find a pic of me
Anyways, I don't care if people bully me for having an orange diary, haters gonna hate! Anyways I'm going to college so I kinda need to write in you so I can proove I went to college for my job interview

That's my dad, he works at Best Buy, he is a night watchman there! And my sister Andromeda is his favorite which is kinda sad.. I MEAN WHY IS SHE HIS FAVORITE? SHE MOVED ALL THE WAY TO SPACE WITHOUT TELLING HIM!

This is our mom, she is very strict and thinks she can control ice but.. She can't.. I just put ice cubes in her sleeve so she can think she can shoot ice cubes.. And I'm her favorite so that means that she isn't strict to me! Yay!
Anyways my sis Andromeda is 6 years older than me.. So technically she is 26 and I'm 20.. Anyways I'm going to Swirlheart University, it takes true brains to get in! So I'm really excited, I filled my galaxy luggage with my favorite dresses, toothbrush, toothpaste, some books, my phone charger of course, my brush and comb, and a picture of me mom, dad, and Andromeda before she left! Anyways yeah..
Dad: ANDRA! ITS MIDNIGHT GO TO SLEEP! YOU HAVE COLLEGE TOMORROW!
Oh gosh gotta run! Bye!