
Dear Camel,
I just stole the you from book kid. Well, found out that Skayla was thegirl who I stole the wallet from, and she apparently wants to kill me?? Heh, I'd love to see her try! Us Brooklyn boys will teach you multiple lessons. Plus she brought my poptarts into this... She is so dead.
Anyway, I swiped a few watches today. One from the principal (dude can't catch a break can he?), one from Mrs. Nickel (that woman needs to take several chill pills), and one from this
very very attractive guy from the baseball team. His name is Clipse. Isn't that a cool name! If things don't go well with Josh, the guy is totally bi and single. Here's his yearbook photo.

Isn't he a cutie? Anyways I also heard that three people got suspended this week for fighting, and I'm not in that bunch...I'm losing my edge! Oh no, no, no, no. I've got to do something big! Out firecrackers in the toilets big! Wait, I did that last year.. I've got to do something great. I'm gonna-gonna--AH HA! I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO!!! I WONDER IF JACK THREW AWAY MY TOXIC WASTE FROM EASTER. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT!!!!
HAVETOGOGETTOXICWASTEBYE
R. Casel