The Farm -Posting Welcome-

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Hmph in all my years as a therapy dog I never imagined taking a break.. Only 2 years of therapy dog power.. I am Winston, basically a golden noodle with a blue collar my owner Maxwell decided we needed to take a break from therapy for a while... With all the cute drawings of me from those kids up on the fridge it's hard to imagine living like a normal dog... Well now here we are.. The old farm.. No more hospital or school visits it looks like.. Now I thought I would just be pals with a few cows, maybe use a few horses to help me.. But boy was I wrong.. And the 4 chickens did that... Meemaw, a tough brave mother chicken she was like a big brown fluffball, her feathers went in her eyes so all she could see was blur, and Peppermint, a small annoying chick, she was as yellow as the sunset, with some big feet, Zay, a social little chick, she was yellow with some brown mixed in, and finally.. Meep.. The most weird chick in the world.. She was yellow with brown in her super small wings.. I kinda narrowed down them though

Meemaw
Smells like: dirt
Speciality: Unlocking doors

Peppermint
Smells like: candy (I swear Maxwell gives her candy)
Speciality: Annoying anyone so much they wanna die

Zay
Smells like: wet dog
Speciality: hiding

Meep
Smells like: dirt mixed with pine mixed with new house smell
Speciality: none that I know of

Winston
Smells like: Morning dew
Speciality: calming kids

Rug
Smells like: Soap
Speciality: Eating the innocent


Inspired by: The Chicken Sqaus book series

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"Now listen here" Meemaw said standing above her chicks "I spotted a UFO, and your the smartest chicks I know" "mom we might wake up Winston!" Yelped Zay, "it's fine" nodded Meemaw "the UFO keeps going back in forth in the neighbors yard, the aliens must be super small since the UFO is small" Meemaw said "I have a plan" Peppermint said "I will get a spoon from inside, and we can throw tomatoes from the garden at the UFO" peppermint announced "Let's do that!" Meemaw grinned Winston's head moved a bit "Shh" whispered Meep, finally talking "it's too dangerous going in alone, Zay go with her" ,Meemaw whispered, "Yes Ma'm!" Zay said putting her left wing to her forehead, Peppermint grabbed Zays feather pulling her to the house

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Zay stared at the dog door, "unlocked" she said and jumped in with Peppermint following her, "left!" Shouted Peppermint and they rolled all the way to the left "living room.. Forward!" Shouted Peppermint, and they kept rolling, "how do you know which ways to go?" Asked Zay "Maxwell let's me have treats in the morning " said Peppermint, they stopped as a paw got in front of them, "RUG!" Shouted Zay, the Siamese cat laughed "free meal" he said licking his teeth, Zay grabbed Peppermint and ran to the kitchen "I will get a rope to climb to the top!" Shouted Zay as she dashed to the pantry

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Zay looked for anything useful, she saw some Oreos and tore the plastic to make a rope, she ran back grabbing Peppermint and threw it at the top of the counter and climbed up, Rug began scratching and pawing at the rope until, SNAP the entire bottom of the rope fell off, Zay and Peppermint reached the top and the rope dropped to the floor, "no!" Shouted Zay crouching over the edge "ITS GONE" "how are we going to get to the drawer now?" Asked Peppermint "maybe we can use.. You!" Shouted Zay "your kidding.. Right?" Asked Peppermint "no, jump onto the handle and push on the top of the counter" said Zay "fine" groaned Peppermint, Rug patiently waited at the bottom of the counter, Peppermint slipped a bit and fell, she quickly grabbed the handle "are you okay?" Asked Zay "yeah" nodded Peppermint and she climbed up, she walked to the side and pushed the counter, "it opened! Grab a spoon!" Shouted Zay "aye aye!" Peppermint said and grabbed a spoon "it's heavy!" She said and climbed to the top of the counter, they both got onto the spoon and pushed it down, "it's like a roller coaster!" Said Peppermint, Rug clawed at the spoon but it went higher and landed "CHING" they grabbed the spoon dragging it outside back to the chicken coop "I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME CHICKENS!" Shouted Rug

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Another page cause why not.. Nobody reads this anyway

Zay and Peppermint went to the garden and saw Meep hiding behind a leaf staring at the "UFO" "here !" Shouted Peppermint throwing it to Meep "ouch.." Meep said shoving the spoon off her neck, "we need tomatoes dorks TOMATOES !" Shouted Peppermint "I can climb to the top and get the ripest tomato!" Said Zay, Meep death stared the "UFO" Zay climbed up the plant and nearly fell off but grabbed a branch from it, she kept climbing till she saw the big red tomato at the top,the lightest and most medium of all the tomatoes in the garden, she boosted herself to it and grabbed it and pulled on it, until it broke loose and went straight down, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH" yelled Zay holding onto the stem until.. Thud! "Ow!"

Zay looked down to see Peppermint and Meep holding up the tomato "your welcome dork" grinned Peppermint, Meep smiled "we thought you were a goner!" She said "I'm fine I'm fine" said Zay and jumped off the tomato helping her sisters load it onto the spoon, Meep jumped on the other side and launched the tomato at the "UFO", it hit the top of it splattering tomato sauce on it "We caught it!" Yelled Zay and ran under the tunnel that lead to the neighbors and saw a young boy picking up the "UFO" and his german shepherd walked up to him licking the tomato sauce off the Frisbee "Darn it! The aliens grew and shapeshifted into that boy next door and his new dog Rusty" shouted Peppermint, "MOOMMMMMM!" Yelled Peppermint running back "WAIT!" Zay and Meep shouted "it's a frisbee!" Said Meep "than explain to me how those aliens grew AND shapeshifted hmm?" Asked Peppermint "uh.. There weren't aliens.. The boy and Rusty were playing fetch" said Zay "we need to write down these facts!" Peppermint said thudding her foot, "what about that shiny rainbow notepad in the flowerpot that is kept just incase Maxwell needs to fill out police files?" Suggested Meep

"BRILLLIANT IDEA! You are the keeper of the notepad, you finally have a speciality dork" said Peppermint walking to the flowerpot, Meep hugged the notepad "he snuck me in the store and I picked it out, I remember that day" Meep said and wrote down some facts

"Aliens didn't attack
The Boy and Rusty playing fetch
We are all good"

They gave the notepad to their mother and Meemaw slowly read the notepad "oh well.." She said and tossed the notepad at Meep knocking her over "ow.." She said and pushed it off getting up

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Here is another page
And if you hate the series *points to the home button on screen*

I woke up to see Maxwell walking up to my doghouse, connected to the chicken coop, he put in more food and water "last meal of the night bud" he said patting my head "I know it's ruff living out here.. But trust me the chickens are great friends!" He said "and plus you lived here for most of your life, you could of gotten to know Meemaw" he sighed and walked inside "he is always so mean nowadays.. Probably cause of the chickens" I sighed and chomped down my food "Winston?" I heard a small voice, I looked over to see Zay looking up at me "oh.. Hi there" I said, "are you okay? We ruined you staying inside cause we are here" Zay sighed and sat on my paw "No no no it isn't your fault.." I said and lifted my paw putting Zay on my nose "yes it is! We just ruin your day and make it even worse!" She said and began crying, I lifted her off my nose with my paw "it's okay, to be honest.. I like you guys more than Maxwell"I said "I-I'm gonna go to bed like everyone else" she said and walked off, I fell asleep after closing both the doors in the doghouse

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I woke up to see Meemaw tapping my nose "Winston!" she shouted, "What what what?" I asked raising my head, no surprise, she got inside the doghouse, "Peppermint, Zay and Meep are gone! all gone!" she shouted "what?! why?!" I shouted my eyes wider than ever, "I found this note in the coop" Meemaw said holding up a big sticky note

we went into the forest

Luv us

I felt a shock of memory as I remembered what Zay said last night, "oh no oh no! I need one of their scents, and no scents are shedded on this surprisingly" I said, "probably used something to hide their feathers from" Meemaw said "but.. I know a guy" she said quietly, she grabbed my paw and ran to the garden

she stopped infront of a small pile of dirt, the size of an average scoop of icecream "SKIN!" she shouted, out popped a white rat with red eyes, and a skinned scar on his back "oh hiya chicken mom, and who is this?" asked the rat "this is Winston the therapy dog" she said "oh, I will call you therapy dog" chuckled the rat, "I'm Skin L. RatTail, your local trading partner" the rat said "why do you live underground?" I asked tilting my head "well, too hide from, Diva" squeaked the rat "Diva?" I asked turning to Meemaw "uh well.. Diva is a feisty little uh.. cardinal, and she one time err.. attacked Skin and he got is name Skin" she said, "okay.." I said "Well what are we getting from him to help us find the chicks?" I asked "simple, the spoon" she said "oh yes, well I already licked the tomato sauce off it, but its a inside item so, pay me.. aaaaaa hmm.. a strand of squrriel hair" said Skin "why?" me and Meemaw asked, "Well I wanna be the first rat to make a small wig, and I want the color brown! and also can the hair-'' "FUR" Meemaw cut in "oh sorry, uh fur from Ezran?" asked Skin "fine" we both said and walked up to the giant tree in the backyard

there at the top stood the most shy squrriel, it would take a miracle to get him down, but, he did have a very good brown coat, it was a light color of the wooden floors in the house, "yo Ezran!" I shouted "what uh hi hi hi!" he choked out looking down "get down here before I get up there!" yelled Meemaw "O-o-o-o-o-o-okay" he managed to choke out and climbed down, I quickly jumped out at him grabbing a strand of fur from his tail, ''OWWIE!" he shouted and jolted back up the tree and hid behind a few leaves, "perfect!" Meemaw grinned and we rushed over to Skin

"great this is perfect!" he said and went back in the hole, he came back out holding a spoon covered in some dirt, I sniffed the spoon and got a very light scent of candy mixed with a super light scent of wet dog, I kept sniffing, and a very light scent of dirt mixed with pine mixed with the new house smell, and I finally got a great scent of candy, and began following the trail