[ toolbox diaries ] hazelnoot spanner

[luno]

hey- I'm twist, welcome to my spanner. That sounds so weird; not as weird as the word hazelnoot; haha, it's weird huh? Yes! It's the Dutch meaning for hazelnut- though as weird as it is... It's definitely not as weird as a few of the dogs I know.


That's my mom! Her names Linda. I guess she's pretty cool- I mean, for a mom. She could be worse; even if she has weird hobbies. She likes to keep leftovers, and feed them to the birds. Yeah- she's as weird as a hazelnoot. Though, she's not the worst... I guess.


thats my dad. He's not much of a good dad- more of a serious deadbeat. He will hammer me, telling me I'm not a very good son, then he tells me we can go fishing one day! Not only does he lie, but he lies! He's a lying liar! He is such a hazelnoot... I can't even describe it! I don't hate him though, as he helps mom out a lot, and he has a pretty cool job- he films movies and gets to meet celebrities!

for now, they're the only people I've got- we're moving a new school soon, so I'm alone for the time being. I just wish I had a sibling to rant about; or some nasty poplar people to snap at- but I don't even have that! Honestly, I was doing so well in my current school- I had like, two friends! I can't believe them, they can't be serious!

[luno]

dear hazelnoot spanner,

i actually woke up at the correct time today guys! Only because I knew today was moving day, and I couldn't wait to get away from this damp old bed. That's right, my bed is damp. Sometimes I wonder whether my mom or dad put an octopus in my bed.
Anywho, I pottered down to the kitchen; and then I saw it.

"What the hell is that?"
"It's a chicken."
"I know that- but why is it on the kitchen counter?!"
"Because I wanted a smoothie!"
"have you not noticed that it's still alive?"
"Obviously Twist! You confuse me, boy!"

see what I mean? I'm surprised I'm not completely insane! What was she thinking? A chicken smoothie? Honestly!

[luno]

ah, we've arrived! Well- it took a while. Should I tell you? Whatever, it's not like you have an input on what I do.
Alright; well, we all boarded on to the car, which of course took forever! Honestly, the driver was so snappy too. All he said was "you gettin' in or what?"
Like- rude. Really, really rude. Then my parents started arguing when we got to the airport- and I got lost. It was funny though, because I was looking at a poster about lost dogs, then I too got lost- ironic. I went over and sat at a bench, and I waited for my parents to come and hunt me down. I saw a lot of strange animals as I was waiting- there was even a brown and white dog dragging a cow through the bidding area. Okay then- though the weirdest thing I saw was definitely my moms face when she found me...

"There he is! Harold, come see!
My baby! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Did you feel safe? How do you feel?"
"uh- yes, no, I dunno... What was that last one?"
"honestly darling, you shouldn't get upset like that! What do you have to say Twist? Your mother and- your mother was worried to hell!"
"You shouldn't talk to him like that! He's obviously already scared!"
"mom! I'm f-"
"you think way too much about him! He's so special isn't he? He's your perfect little boy! Probably because you want to be perfect! You live through him!"
"How dare you Harold! He isn't perfect-"
"ouch."
"He isn't perfect- but he's still my pup!"

things got really rough after that- it was deathly silent on the plane, and when we arrived in Kentucky...
Well, I'm actually running out of paper now, so I'll write again later, I guess.

[luno]

Well, as soon as I stepped foot in the school, I was questioned. By the look of this girl, she looked like the cliche popular girl. Here we go then, I guess.

"name, age, interests, crush, schedule."
"my name is Gary, I'm twenty seven. My interests include rubbing butter into my fur and licking worms. My crush is your mom and I have no idea where the hell I belong in this hell. How's that, sweetheart?"

she truly looked astonished at the hostile tone I spat at her- but she deserved it. A few of the class were staring at me in awe, yet I simply chuckled and trotted away, sitting at the back with the outcasts.
Cruel name- pretty girls, cool guys- I'll fit right in.
I looked across the desks, and found myself staring at one of the girls; yes. She was cute.

[rogan]

oh boy, Gary was the perfect fake name cx

[luno]

xD I was trying to think of simple, old man named

[hxneystorm]

Gary you say?


Meow- Gary the Snail

[rogan]

mia's expression is gunna be like;
I'm updating it now!
Gary...perfect fake name...haha...

[luno]

Who was that girl across the desk- and why couldn't I focus on someone else?

I looked around the room awkwardly, feeling a little too tense for my liking. In the end, I ended up staring through the window and birds- boring, plain birds. My phone then buzzed in my pocket-

uknown number;
Welcome to school gorgeous staring out be the window won't get you good grades ^-^ xx

I felt myself flush heavily under my fur; I looked around awkwardly- for a sign- something! I couldn't see anyone around, I stared at the girl for another moment. The message played over in my head repeatedly; gorgeous? But I'm a guy? Yes, I'm a bisexual guy, but I'm still a guy! Id only been here for what, five minutes? I felt so confused; so shocked.

zzzz
Oh. Crap. Here we go again.

Stop trying to look for me ;p you won't find me dear, you haven't even been here for ten minutes, and you've already got yourself an admirer xx

Who was this? Why did I like it? I sat in my seat; feeling extremely trapped. The bell rang, making me flinch heavily. I turned to see the girl leaving. Maybe she knew- or could help atleast! I followed her quickly, barging past one of the populate and barking to get her attention.

Excuse me!!

[rogan]

but it's not valentines day cx
he already has a secret admirer, but is it worse then mia's?