❛ the lazy writers ❜

[L.V.L]

@Ranger: Yup, time to go off and write about a MexicanGrizzlyBear or a Shakesbear.

[Krenko]

DOING IT

Well, I did this for a word challenge thing, but it should work

Ring Ring

The inconceivable loud ring of the school bell pierced the gathering mass of student’s ears. Out of the mass were two...strange creatures. They were not human, but goblins with inquisitive looks on their faces. One scratched their mammoth nose and wiped a large, gooey, slime green booger on the other, who returned the favor by rubbing their hand on their armpit and wiping it on the others eyebrow. They both giggled and crept into an empty class room.

“Hey, Bobby, we should explore this place, hehe,” The taller one, who picked his nose, chuckled.

“Hehe, yeah,” Bobby, the one who wiped his armpit, giggled. They stomped gleefully through the classroom, till Bobby happened upon a bottle of apple flavored punch.

“Hey, Krenko, hehe, look what I found!” Bobby called Krenko, the one who picked his nose, over, and tossed the bottle at him at him.

“Stupid numbskull, this is old and gross! We want the yummy stuff! Keep looking!” Krenko scoffed and threw the bottle at Bobby’s large dome. Bobby fell on the floor with a crash, then writhed with pain.

“OWWWWW!”

“Get up, dumb dumb,” Krenko spat at him then pulled him up, only to push him down again, “Heheheh,”
“Hey!” Bobby pouted

“Fine,” Krenko rolled his eyes then lifted him up, “Keep looking for shinies!” They searched through many piles of junk that were, for one reason or another, randomly splattered on the ground. In the first half-hour, they found a pair of spectacles with cracked lenses, a dainty necklace, a book called “The Prevalence Of Diplomacy”.

“Hey, Krenko, what shape is this ball thing?” Bobby questioned Krenko while holding up a football.

“Oblong, stupid, obviously,” Krenko scoffed and keep digging.

“How do you know that?”

“Because, oblong is a funny word, duh,”

“Hey, Krenko, shouldn’t people be obliged to do their due diligence and keeping this....school thing...cleaned?” Bobby questioned Krenko and raised one greasy black eyebrow.

“I dunno,” Was Krenko’s response. The door creaked open, and a tall man walked in with a book in his hand.
“Who are you, and what are you doing?” The dude screamed angrily and the two mischievous goblins.

“I’m Krenko, this is my brother Bobby, and we are thieving your crap!” Krenko chuckled, he reached into his impossibly huge ear and yanked out a jagged rust dagger, then threw it at the dude. Yet, he missed.

“Get out of here, now!” The dude screamed as he dodged the dagger.

“I am not your butt monkey!” Krenko screeched then threw another rusty dagger, this time it was stained with the blood of random people that Krenko felt like killing. Pathetically, he missed again.

“Another word for butt monkey is ‘Subservient’, now get out before I call the boss!” The dude ordered arrogantly.

“Oh, yeah? And who is this ‘boss’ of yours?” Bobby taunted and stuffed everything he could into his pockets, mostly random stray pieces of candy

“Her name is Kaalia,”

“Oh...fine, we’ll leave,” Krenko pouted. Both goblins left the school sulkily, but their pockets were stuffed with candy, so they quickly cheered up and started stuffing candy in their mouth.


The End

[Woogwoo Wren]

I've got a wee challenge-y thing that some of you might possible like to do :
Write a story or poem based on or around your username! Stories must have one-hundred words at the very least, and poems have to be finished XD[/center]

Ooo, that sounds interesting! But all I can think of is a Doctor Who fan fiction... XD yeah, I could do something else, but that's boring.

[center]When trying to get to a word goal or when approaching a deadline, what sorts of rewards do you give yourself for writing? What sorts of punishments when you do not succeed?
Uhhhh. I should start doing that tbh, it might motivate me to write more. XD

[Ranger of the North]

Krenko, that's awesome!

Baddy, seriously?
YOUR USERNAME IS THE BIG BAD WOLF, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


your name's Baddy now

[dove.]

I'm writing my username story right now.
It's completely fiction, cause the real story behind it is pretty boring XD

[katomorakwarrior]

My username came straight out of one of my stories...

[Krenko]

Thanks XD

[Ranger of the North]

My username came straight out of one of my stories...

*gasp*
I wanna see!!
Can we see it?
come on, you can't deny the big puppy eyes!??

[Aliria]

I've got a wee challenge-y thing that some of you might possible like to do :
Write a story or poem based on or around your username! Stories must have one-hundred words at the very least, and poems have to be finished XD[/center]

*Stares at username*
...
Well, I'm not participating in this one.

You're named after a troll aren't you? Write about it!

Sorry, I escaped the Homestuck fandom, and I don't intend to ever go near it again.

Krenko, that's awesome!

Baddy, seriously?
YOUR USERNAME IS THE BIG BAD WOLF, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


your name's Baddy now

Write about Spanner then.

[Krenko]

*big puppy eyes* please?