~THIS IS NOT A DIARY. IT IS AN APPLE... PANCAKE?~

[CookieCat000]

Calicocoa: What took you so long?!?
Me: Detention ._.
Mum: YOU... WHAT?!?!?!??!
Aunt: -_- Frost is going off again.
Mum: WHAT KIND OF IMMATURITY GOT YOU INTO DETENTION, YOUNG LADY?!?
I swore I saw an icy aura steaming around her, and a small blizzard was forming.
Aunt: Now, now, sis, calm down ^_^ OR I'LL BURN YOUUUUUUUU. So, time to get into the helicopter to HQ?
The icy aura and mini-blizzard stopped.
Me: Wait, what about Gold and Cookz?!? Who's gonna take care of them?!?
Calicocoa: Pffft. They can take care of themselves.
Me: BUT THE MANSION IS SO BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AND THEY CAN EASILY GET LOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Aunt: ._. Why else do you think we have maps of the house all over the place?

We got into the helicopter, mum was still pretty mad about the detention thing, but who cares?

--AT P.O.T.A.T.O HEADQUATERS--

When we got here, a shadowy figure appeared.
???: So this is the new recruit?
He stepped out of the shadows, revealing himself.

Me: Nice glasses o3o
???: Why thank you, that's actually the first time someone said that, but, -Swipes glasses off face- They were just for special effect.
Me: =n= BORING!
???: -Writes in notebook- Randomly takes photos of people, says "boring" when someone takes their glasses off...
Me: DON'T JUDGE MEH! D:<
Calicocoa: She's crazy, I don't get why mum and auntie Frost thinks it's a good idea to join.
Mum: CALICOCOA, DON'T CALL MY DAUGHTER CRAZY! Carry on, Xan ^_^
Xan(?): Anyways.. -Looks at files- Now, Dakota, you are on Training Course Level 2.
Me: Is that good or bad or...
Calicocoa: FOR PETES SAKE DAKOTA, IT'S JUST THE LEVEL OF THE COURSE YOU'RE GONNA TRAIN IN, IT DEPENDS ONY YOUR AGE GROUP WHEN YOU JOIN, GOSH!
Aunt: ._. -Drags Calicocoa away to give her a lecture about her anger issues-
Xan lead us to a room, labelled "Training Course Level 2", inside was a medium sized obstacle course, I'm too lazy to describe it, but it did have a ring of fire.
Me: WAH?!? A RING OF FIRE?!?
Xan: Unless you want to go to Training Course Level 1...?
He gestured towards another room, where there was a puppy no older than 10, jumping over a tiny, harmless pebble.
A guy in there: You're in!
Puppy: Yay!
Me: I'll take it.
Xan laughed.
Xan: You sure? What Training Course you do when you join and what age you were when doing so will be permanently printed on your P.O.T.A.T.O ID card, and the regulars here will laugh their heads off at you when they see you did the little kid course at the age of 15!
Me: ._. Just make me do Training Course Level 1, PLEASE
Xan: Fineeeee, but don't say I didn't warn you.
He let me go to Training Course Level 1, the guy there seemed pretty surprised.

The guy: Woah woah woah, you look too old for this course, this is for the little kids.
Me: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xan: She seems to not care about her reputation, and is too chicken to do Training course level 2, so she's doing level 1. -Walks away-
The guy: Well then... ._. It's simple, jump over the pebble.
Me: That's easy
What happened next, can only be explained in story mode.
Dakota leapt into the air, and flapped her illuminating cyber wings, while the guy seemed kind of dazzled, and was writing in a notebook, next, Dakota did a twirl, then landed on the other side of pebble.
The guy: -Writes some stuff down- Extra points for gracefulness, you're in I guess.
I walked out again, and Xan walked up to me.
Xan: Good job. Even though jumping over a pebble is easy, and it's kind of disappointing you wanted to do that instead of something that actually takes effort, but here's your ID card.

P.O.T.A.T.O ID CARD
Name: Dakota Silver Moonpaw
Date of joining: Friday 18 June 2015 5:50 PM
Training course: Training course level 1
Age when joined: 15
Other info: Dakota tends to be crazy sometimes, and has an obsession over chocolate.

Calicocoa: -Sees my ID card- Training course level 1? Really?
Me: Say all you want.
We went home after that, no, I'm not gonna describe what else happened, I'm too lazy.


Anyways, I'm just derping around, playing Pokemon White 2 now, wait, what's this weird light...?!?

Sorry I kind of rushed it Cliffhanger?

[CookieCat000]

This is a collab with the Dragon, go read it if you haven't yet :3

I feel weird... explanation?
Well... lemme take a selfie.

(**Authors note: I drew that, it's Rosa from Pokemon BW2 as a cat, DWD, if you want I can also draw Dawn as a dog for you**)
My fur is different, I'm wearing different clothes, my hair changed, I look like Rosa from BW2!

The weird light had turned into a vortex, swirling in colours of... purple and aqua?

???: HALPPPP
Me: WAHHH?!? HELP!

Someone else?

???: Hello! Who are you?!
I had no idea what to say, was she to trust?
Me: Your worst nightmare!

Everything we said seemed to come up in a text box, like in Pokemon?

???: Wait, so you ar-
Eh, maybe she is trustable.
Me: Hah! Gotcha! I'm Dakota, what on Earth is going onnnnn...?!?!?? The ground!
???: Yep! How are we gonna land?!
Me: Wingz! o3o Wait -Looks at where my wings were.- MY WINGS!

We landed in a bed, weird. I clearly saw her now, she looked like Dawn, from the anime, but I think she was a playable character in Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, you know, the Sinnoh games?

And I, as I showed before became Rosa, from Pokemon black and white version 2, for some reason I had the urge to strike a pose.
Me: Don't I look fab?//shot even though I didn't get shot

We shrugged and went out of the house, out into the city - Aspertia city, but it looked kind of different, like it was combined with a another city from another game maybe, we went to a lab, which was weird since Aspertia city didn't even HAVE a lab. The lab looked really weird, half modern, half old-ish. Professor Rowan And Professor Juniper walked to us, Juniper walked to me and Rowan walked to the other girl.
Professor Juniper: Hello, I am going to entrust you with a pokemon, pick from Oshawo-
Me: -Tackles- OSHAWOTTTTTTTTT
Juniper:
Me: Heh heh... sorry. -Gets up-
Juniper: -Gives oshawott- Would you like to like to give a nickname to oshawott?
I looked at the oshawott, and a red-ish pink-ish female symbol popped up next to it, telling me it was a girl.
Me: Hmm, I'll call her AquaDrop.
The other girl had chosen Chimchar from Prof. Rowan, which was weird since your 'rival' usually chooses the starter that has a type advantage against yours.
Juniper: Why don't you two have a pokemon battle?
I awkwardly stared at the other girl and we nodded.
Me: Wait, Professor Juniper?
Juniper: Once challenged you can't back out of a battle
Me: This isn't about the battle, but why am I getting a new starter? I've already defeated the Elite 4... twice.
Juniper: I don't remember you doing that.
Rowan: Ah, kids, having their dreams.
I got a sinking feeling.
1) My game probably got restarted
2) I'm stuck in the pokemon world, of Unova somehow fused with Sinnoh
3) How do I still have my apple pancake with me? Weird.

I gotta begin the battle now, bye.

[Splashtail]

OMG Cool!

[CookieCat000]

^ That's my selfie for now
Random text box that appeared: ????? wants to battle!
Me: Wait, what's your name?
I seriously still didn't know her name, no, I'm 99.9% sure she isn't Dawn even though she LOOKS like Dawn.
Music: Erm... I'm Music, Music Beatz!
Random Text box: PKMN Trainer Music sent out Chimchar!
Yeah, everything we say, and what the game says appears in a text box.
Me: Go! AquaDrop!
Music: Go! Chimchar!
Me: Aquadrop, use tackle!
Music: Chimchar, use tackle!
The oshawott tackled the Chimchar, as soon as they jumped away from eachother, Aquadrop put her nose in the air, I guess Aquadrop is kind of... sassy?
A health bar appeared for both of them, they were at half health.
Me: Aquadrop, tailwhip!
Music: Chimchar, tackle!

Chimchar smashed into Aquadrop, after the dust cleared...
Rowan: Aquadrop is unable to battle, Music wins!
Me: ... I knew it. Never trust status moves...
Music: Lets go to the Pokemon Centre! I have something to talk about anyway...
Me: Okayyyy...
Juniper: Just to tell you! Here are your Pokedexes! Also, you will have to battle the gym leaders and defeat the elite four to esca- I mean complete the game!
o.o Weird? Nah, not weird.
Wait, we have to defeat the gym leaders and defeat the elite four to escape?
WE'RE GONNA BE IN HERE FOR A WHILE THEN, DOES THIS CRAZY WOMAN EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TRIES IT TAKES TO DEFEAT A SINGLE GYM LEADER?!? Um.. -cough-

Anyway, Juniper gave us our pokedexes, and we went outside and went to the pokemon center, and healed our pokemon.

Music: So, firstly great battle! You and AquaDrop are a great team! Secondly, I want to talk about why AquaDrop jumped to use...
Me: Tailwhip.
Music: I think she might have done it...to try and get Chimchar's defence lower than what it usually would get lowered to. AquaDrop seems really smart
We looked at AquaDrop, who was fanning herself with a Japanese fan, she smiled.
AquaDrop: Oshawott.
Me: Yeah, sassy and... smart.

We walked outside, and looked around at the scene, and saw some berries, and shuffling grass, tall grass? SHAKING TALL GRASS, THAT MEANS THERE'S AN AUDINO THERE, RIGHT?!

...Or maybe not, maybe a different pokemon.

[retroaqua]

( Screeeeech!

I wish I could enter Cinny or Paris T-T

Then we could do a crossover after this one :3

Meh. )

[CookieCat000]

I was about to go into the shaking tall grass, but Music got there first, and disappeared into battle, I looked around, and stepped in the tall grass, I walked around for a bit, until I got into battle.

I saw the pokemon - A Purrloin.

Text box: Wild Purrloin appeared!
Me: Go! Aquadrop!
I sent out Aquadrop, the two pokemon stared at eachother.
Me: Tackle!
Aquadrop used tackle!
Aquadrop tackled Purrloin, then jumped away, brushing off the dust.
Aquadrop: OSHA! OSHAWOTT!
I guess she doesn't like wild pokemon.
Text box: Purrloin used scratch!
The Purrloin scratched Aquadrop, both of the pokemon were at low health, I saw my chance, and threw the pokeball.
Me: Go! Pokeball!
I threw the pokeball, it rocked back and forth, and stars appeared.
Text box: Congratulations! You caught a Purrloin!

Would you like to give a name to this caught Purrloin?
I named it Swift.
I ran out to find Music, I spotted her trudging out of the tallgrass.
Me: Hey Music! What did you catch? Audino? Patrat?
Music: A shinx, I named it Sparx!
Me: Cool, I caught a Purrloin and named it Swift. Wait, where did you get a shinx? There aren't any shinx in unova... oh wait... oh yeah two games got fused together...
Music: Do you... do you want to train them up, for the gym leaders?
Me: Sure, but we should go to the pokemon center first to heal our pokemon, and maybe buy a few potions.

We went to the Pokemon center and Nurse Joy healed our pokemon.

Music: Let's go to the Pokemart! It should be outside
Me: Uh, it's right there -Points to the blue counter with the two shop keepers-
Music: Ohhh

We bought some Potions and Pokeballs. Professor Juniper and Rowan gave us money to buy stuff sooooo

We went outside to the tall grass again.

Me: Okay! Time for training! -Runs into the tall grass-

I did some training, but there weren't any other pokemon that interested me to catch, I'm planning on a team on mostly water types, Aquadrop is now level 15 and Swift is now level 10.

After a lot of training, I walked out of the tall grass again, Music did a lot of training as well.

Me: Hey Music, how was training?
Before she could answer, two figures appeared.
???: Tch... little pests..
???: Go away kids...

[CookieCat000]

Two figures appeared before us.
Me: Uh... can I help you?
They stepped out of the shadows, revealing a Team Plasma Grunt, and what I think was a Grunt from Team galactic. Why are they called grunts anyway? Do they grunt a lot? lol
Team Plasma grunt: 'Can I help you?' ?!? What kind of a person says that!
Me: We are animals, not people
Team Galactic Grunt: Ha! Hear that, talking all smart!
Music: -Whispers to me- I think we are higher combined IQ than them though
Me: -Whispers back- Mm hmmm
The Team Plasma grunt rolled her eyes (Yes, it's a girl) at the Team Galactic grunt. You know what? I'm just gonna call them TPG and TGG for short.
TPG: Anyways, get out of our way, pom pom head and blue haired girl.
Pom pom head. That reminded me of Sailor moon, even though she was called "Meatball head". Why are we talking about Sailor moon? I don't really watch it anymore...

Anyways, I just stared at TPG for a long time, then I ripped the ribbons out of my hair, getting rid of the pom poms, it was loosened into long, brown hair.

Yeah, I'm supposed to be Rosa but I just ruined the hair.

I threw the ribbons at TPG's face, and stuck my tongue out at her.

TPG: Why you little... Okay you just both chosen the hard way!
Me: Music didn't do anything so I guess it was just me who chose the hard way-

Suddenly, the battle music started playing.

Text box: You are challenged by Team Plasma Grunt and Team Galactic Grunt!
Me: Oh Apples. ._.
Music: Ah, Grunts always challenging us to lose.
Me: Why are they called Grunts anyway? Do they grunt a lot?
TPG: -Grunts- Ugh! Shut up! Go! Trubbish!
TPG sent out a Trubbish.

Me: Well Aquadrop is definitely not gonna like this but... Go! Aquadrop!
I sent out Aquadrop, as expected, Aquadrop was quite disgusted at the site of a Trubbish.
TGG: As if we are losing today! Go Patrat!
And a Patrat was sent out, duh.

Wait, Patrat is a Unova pokemon, and Team Galactic is from Sinnoh, why does he have a Patrat?!? Yes, I am aware this is a mix of Unova and Sinnoh so you can catch pokemon from Unova and Sinnoh here but still...

Oh nevermind.
Music: You can do this! Go! Chimchar!
Me: Aquadrop, use Watergun! But not on the Pokemon, use it on those grunts!
Aquadrop did as she was told and used Watergun on both of the grunts, making their fur dripping wet.
TPG: What...?!??! That's against the rules!
Music: Chimchar, use ember on the grunts tails!
The Chimchar went around the grunts, setting their tails on fire.
TGG: AHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BURNING! WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me: #BREAK THE RULES!!!
Aquadrop stared at me in utter confusion, as if saying "how do you even vocalize hashtags?"

TGG was running around, and TPG was calling someone, then she grabbed TGG and ran off.

Me: Well that was awkward.
Music: Definitely. Should we challenge the gym leader?
Me: Um...
I was wondering:
Who would be the Gym leader? Cheren or whoever the first gym leader of Sinnoh is? And where would it be? In our home town like in White 2, I'm not sure if Pearl has the gym in the players home town... UGH I'M SO CONFUSED!

Music seemed to be thinking the same thing, just then, a butterfly wolf, with short blonde hair, and a big green hat came over, Bianca.

Bianca: Was that... Team Plasma and Galactic? I watched the whole thing!
Me: And you didn't bother to help us? ._.
She jumped back, surprised.
Bianca: Woah! I didn't know you talked!
Hah hah. I get it, in the games, your character barely talks, so everyone probably thinks were mute.
???: Bianca!
Another Butterfly wolf, he had grey(?) hair, a red hat and a red scarf, I think that's Lucas, saw him on the internet, apparently he's the boy character of Diamond and Pearl, and Platinum too I think.
Lucas: We saw the battle, and say... you guys broke a bunch of the rules.
Music: Really? Oh well... this game isn't like it normally is anyway...
Lucas, like Bianca was also shocked that she talked.
Me: OH C'MON PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT MUTE!
Bianca: Ah yes... it's pretty different.... The Sinnova region used to be two different regions...
Sinnova? Okay then.
Bianca: But one day, the regions... they suddenly merged, and we saw something - a fusion of White Kyurem and Palkia. Ever since then, since the regions had different gym leaders, all the gyms are double battles. Anyways, you guys are looking for the gym, right?
Me: Yeah... Wait, a fusion of White Kyurem and Palkia?
So lemme get this straight: A fusion of Reshiram and Kyurem, somehow fused with the ruler of time or space, idk, is Palkia ruler of Time, or Space?
Music: -Face paw- TIME!!! TIME!!!!
Lucas: Correct, so now everything the trainer does, is a fuse of Sinnoh and Unova.
Music: I get it!
Me: -Whispers to Music- I think the regions fusing thing is because of us, when we got sucked into our DS's, the two games somehow fused together...
Bianca: Not many trainers remember it though, most trainers memories were altered to think it was always like that.
Ok...so, where's the gym? I know that the leader from Sinnoh will be ground type...but what about the Unova part?
Bianca: The gym just opened in Aspertia City, with Cheren, the normal type gym leaders teamed up with the Ground type gym leader whose name I forgot.
Music: IT'S ROARK!!! ROARK!!!!!
Music flailed her paws around. Gee, calm down!
Bianca: Oh yeah!
Me: Okie dokie, shall we go now, Music?
Music: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She sounded like she was trying to imitate Ash.
Music: This is what I've been training for my whole...
She looked at her watch.
Music: ... Hour I've been here!
We've been here for an hour already? Wow, time sure does fly.
Lucas: Uh... okay... see you then! Bye!
Bianca and Lucas walked off. So now Music and I just need to walk back to Aspertia city, and then I need to convince Music that the trainer school is infact also the gym because I'm assuming she hasn't played Black or White 2, where the first gym is also a school!

[cippisweet]

Wow Music ._. DIALGA is le god of time. Palkia is the god of SPACE.


And wow, I love this!!! C: Mark

[CookieCat000]

Wow Music ._. DIALGA is le god of time. Palkia is the god of SPACE.


And wow, I love this!!! C: Mark

Thanks c:

That was probably a mistake on DWD's part, idk.

[CookieCat000]

Where did we leave off? Oh yeah, we were going to challenge the gym.

We ran back to Aspertia city.

Me: Okay, the gym is...

I looked around, and pointed to the Trainers School, which is where the Gym is.

Me: ... Over there!
Music: Okay, but before we go, we gotta discuss tactics!

Tatics Smatics. I thought to myself.

Music: Since Roark is a ground type gym leader, you can take him on with Aquadrop, and I can take on Cheren... but anything else?

That actually sounded like a good idea.

Me: Sounds pretty good... We should also only use attack moves, stat moves are a waste of a turn and barely do anything at all.
Music: Ya think I didn't know that before?
Me: Just making sure ^_^ Anything else?
Music: .______. Nothing else, but I think I see the gym over there! It has a bunch rocks in front of it to represent Rorak's side: Archaeology and mining.
I looked over at the trainers school. Yes. It was a trainers school AND Archaeology school AND a gym? Wow.

Me: Okie dokie, lets go!
Music: Do we have all the stuff we need? Potions?
Me: Yep! I bought a ton of them!
Music: Oh yeah! We might have to fight double battle trainers on the way to Cheren and Roark...
Me: Oh yeah... gym trainers... I hate them, they are so pointless!
Music: Agreed! Come on! Let's go inside!
We walked inside, so far it was a normal trainers school, we just needed to walk to the back to get to the gym, no biggie!
Me: Usually I like talking to all of the NPC's and see what weird things they like to say, but i'm pretty sure you just want to challenge the gym already, huh?
Music: Nah, I like talking to them and hearing their wacky things.

So then, of course we went to a random school girl who was standing in front of a book shelf.

Random school girl: There's a technique that enables you to cancel evolution! Here, I'll read the textbook to you. "You can surprise a Pokemon and stop its evolution by pressing the B Button when a Pokemon is evolving.
As we walked away from her, I whispered to Music -
Me: She broke the fourth wall by mentioning the B Button hehe
Music: Huh? What do you mean? Is it because we can't use the B Button?
Me: Um... maybe there's a way to use it... um... -Le gasp- You're right! We can't use the B Button! What if one of our Pokemon starts evolving and we don't want it to evolve yet?! We won't always have everstones on us!
Okay, maybe I was over reacting a tiny bit.
Me: Maybe we shouldn't worry about it...
Music: .__________________.
She sighed.
Music: Ya think? Come on, let's go to the next trainer.
She sighed again.
Me: Okay then?
She stopped.
Music: Wait, do we have to hear what they have to say? Don't we already know the things that they're talking about?
Me: You're right! Most of these trainers think we've never played a Pokemon game before...
Music: More reason to battle Cheren and Roark!

Music half dragged me to the back of the school, and waited. She probably thought there was supposed to be some puzzle or something and I had to solve it, since I was the with the experience of White 2. I calmly nudged the door, and it opened.
Me: Easy!~ And I guess we don't have to worry about gym trainers much, there's only two of them in this gym.
Music: Come on! Let's get this thing over and done with!
So we went in, and battled the gym trainers, I'm not really going to write about them, because they aren't really the main event.

We walked up to Cheren and Roark.

Music: -Whispers to me- They look so serious!
She looked at Cheren and Roark, and I nodded.
Roark: Welcome! This is the Oreburgh Pokémon Gym! I'm Roark, the Gym Leader! I'm but one Trainer who decided to walk proudly with Rock-type Pokémon! As the Gym Leader, I need to see your potential as a trainer. And, I'll need to see the toughness of the Pokémon that battle with you!
Cheren: Just as this is your first Gym challenge, this is my first Pokémon battle as a Gym Leader! Let's both do our best and have a battle we can be proud of!
Music: Bring it on! -Does upper cut-
Roark and Cheren were quite surprised. I guess they don't get many trainers who look just like us that actually talk. Still. It's getting old.
Me: Seriously? We're not fudging mute! Don't be so judgmental about us~
I put on a fake mustache.
Me: While we battle, I shall wear this mustache :3 Let's go!
Cheren and Roark sent out their Pokemon - Patrat and Geodude.

Me: Go! Aquadrop!
I sent out Aquadrop.
Music: Okay Chimchar, here we go!
She sent out Chimchar, and I think I should put this down now, I've been writing in this while we were on our way to the gym, I'll tell you about the battle when it's done, bye!