THIS IS A DIARY, NOT A TYPE OF FOOD

[momo0]

(this story is in the diary format, such as, the 'this is not a diary, its a potato' writen by Coolpaw5 (the potato:http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2182415)

Pet's name: Falla
this is me, falla






Pet's name: Lydia
and this is my super,super,super ANNOYING sixteen year old sister,Lydia





Pet's name: Drake
this is Drake! the bestist friend i could possibly have!




So anyway, my sis finally decided to get me a diary,
our mom past away so now my sis has to take care of me blahh!
so my life is okay i guess, especially when she was talks to this ugly guy she likes,
then i finely get to emberis her
but anyway i-
Lydia:FALLA!!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!
me:*yelling*why can't you do it lazy bum!!!
Lydia: ugh. my friends and i are going to the mall and i can't smell like filth!!!thats YOUR job.
me:fine, your majesty. you would'nt like to ruin your "oh so precious" dress.
oh no! i forgot to tell sis drake was coming over!!!
me:sis!wait!
lydia:*ignores and walks out door*
sigh,
i guess she'll barely get any food for me let alone drake

hmm,
drakes not coming for awhile, while i'm waiting i'll follow sis!
so i ran out the door and looked around i didn't see her so i figured i'll just head to the mall.
when i got there i saw her with a couple of her friends, i could'ent tell who they were from a distence so i ran behind a car so they would'ent see me and raced to another. then that continued until an old looking lady stared at me like i was a robber i said "hi" but all she did was walk away. awkward. i turned around and sis was no where to be seen. she must have gone in through jc penny's.
so i walked in and it was HUGE! i had never been in here before its so weird... i quikly spotted sis examining a pink dress like she was an archeologyst who found a room full of treasure.
???:what are you doing here!?!
i quikly turned around to see hailee and ailsa looking at me like i was a cat


Pet's name: Hailee
hailee:i thought lydia said she would'ent bring her twelve year old sister


Pet's name: Ailsa
ailsa:yah like,totally
me:ugh...*runs into next store*

well then, i'm in trouble.
while i'm here i might as well check out this shop.
where am i anyway?
so i walked out and looked at the sign it read "tombersons toys"
ooh! yay a toy shop! but i don't have any money with me.
WAIT! sis does
so i went back to where i saw her last,
she was still examining that pink dress!
i saw her purse so i walked over and grabbed it. wow. sis really needs to pay less attention to that dress.
i looked through her purse,lipstick,gum,spare clothes,more makeup, and.... no money
meh. but hailee has lots of money!
so i crept up to her, reaching for the purse i grabbed it, yes! but then hailee swung me around and knocked me to the ground. OUTCH!
me:do you take karate?
hailee:yes. yes i do. why did you try to take my purse!
me:ummm...
ailsa:she's proboly just looking for money to get a bite to eat. here, *gives me a twenty dollar bill *take this
me: THANKYOU!
then i ran to the toy store and got some plushies



yay! wait i absolutely forgot about drake!
i ran home as fast as i could.
drake was waiting at the front door of my scruffy home.


me: Drake! hey! i'm so sorry i got really caught up in things and i-
Drake:falla settle down! i just got here, i'm just glad i'm not late
phew!
me:okay,good want some food, i just got back from the mall.
we walked inside and ate a whole pizza. YUMMY!
drake:so what do you want to do now?
me:hmm... go to sleep
drake:what? why?
me:because its already like 12:00
drake:really? *looks at clock* okay, we can go to bed.

*yawns* well good night! hopefully tomorrow school will be fun.

[momo0]

Pet's name: Falla

good morning!!!!!!
so i woke up before drake so i just snuck out of my room and looked for something to eat, i'm starving!
so i went to the kitchen and looked through the frige hmm... i'll have toast for breakfast. so i ate my toast and by time i finished drake was awake and walked into the kitchen looking half asleep


Pet's name: Drake
me: good morning!!!
drake:monin. what's for breakfast?
me:toast. oh and also we should go to school before lydia wakes up
drake:what for?
me:avoiding being slaves.
drake: oh. when does she usually wake up?
me:hmm, well its a school day sooooo... maybe 10:00
drake:what? 10:00!
me:yup, now lets get to school before we are late



so we went to school and met up with some friends


Pet's name: Tera
tera:hey falla! hey drake! wuz up!
drake:the sky, what else?
tera:ugh. your no fun *walks away


Pet's name: Gabbie
gabbie:hi guys. what classes are you in this semester?
me:oh, i'm in art, then math and other stuff like that
gabbie:okay,cool me to!
*bell*
gabbie:okay see you in class!

so i went to class it was pretty boring...
so at lunch i saw lydia walking up to the dog she likes,
so i just went a little closer to try to here what they were saying:


Pet's name: chase
chase:hey hows it goin lyda
lydia:oh, great chase *batting eyelashes*
chase:so you want to sit with me?
lydia:sure!

wow i never thought she would get a boyfriend.lucky i mean, gross...
so anyway before i caught up with drake and gabbie i just had to do something.
i ran in front of chase and lydia,
me:*says in little kid voice*ooh! lydia is this your new boyfriend?!?
lydia&chase: um. no.
me:oh. okay*walks away gigling*

drake:
gabbie:
me:

hehe. i amuse myself.
so then we ate our lunch and then hailee just had to come over here


Pet's name: Hailee
hailee:you are so like, rude! i never want to see you messing with a totally inportent relationship ever agin or else! *mumbles* brat!*storms away*

gabbie: see ya later i have to go
me:wait! i invite you to my birthday party in two days at 12:00pm
gabbie: kay, i'll be there!


drake:your birthday is coming?
me:yeah,i guess i forgot to tell you.
drake:okay, i have to go bye! *hugs me*


well it has been a good day, i will talk later, goooddddd byyyeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[momo0]

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[momo0]

Pet's name: Falla

hey, so at the end of the day when we were all going home, tera walked up to me and we started talking:


Pet's name: Tera
tera:so i herd your b-days coming up, right?
me:yeah, i'm really exited!
tera:well you should be, when you turn thirteen is when you get your growth spirt and get a new look
me:huh? what do you mean by "new look"?
tera:so lydia didn't tell you?
me:um. no.
tera: really? wow. anyway, what your sister should have told you was that once you become thirteen and it's exactily the time when you where born you grow to be as tall as your ever going to get and you get a new pelt and new cloths and everything it's totally like, cool! i can't wait till i turn thirteen!me: how do you know all this?
tera: obviously my sister told me.
me:you have a SISTER!?!?! i didn't know that!
tera: there's lots of thing you don't know about me...*mumbles something i can't here*me:
tera:*looks at ground*
me:so. anyway. are you coming to my birthday party?
tera:yeah. *walks away*

well that was weird. but, anyway i have to go plan my party with drake, yay! we're meeting at his house!

so i got in the car with drake who was staring at his feet, waiting.
his mom was driveing, and looked back at us


drakes mom:you guys okay back there?
drake: we're fine mom, stop worrying.
drakes mom:okay honey if your sure.

she turned towards the road agin and started driving on a street i had never seen before,
it looked abandend, no one was on the street but us and it gave me a bad feeling.
finally after driving on the street for awhile until we came to a more scruffy house then mine,
there were cobwebs everywhere and the door was half gone.

drakes mom:okay we're here!
me: and where is "here"?
drakes mom: oh falla, we're picking up drakes brother from school.
me:this is a school!?!
drake:my brothers goth remember?
me:i know but this place looks as if it's gonna fall a any second!
drake: for some reason thats why brother likes it .

drakes brother walked up to the car waved to some creepy looking dogs and got in.

drakes mom:so how was school max?


Pet's name: Max
max:i've had better
drake:i bet you got a f agin!
drakes mom: drake! it's not nice to point out that your brother has been failing horribly!
max:
drakes mom: sorry honey.

so we got to drakes house and ran up to his room
drake:so what were you thinking the activites would be at your party?
me:well i thought we could play truth or dare for awhile, then eat cake and do presents, then we could do a big pillow fight and have dinner then-
drake: wait, eat dinner while the pillow fight?
me: of course not silly, after!
me:so any way after we eat dinner we can talk until its around time for my growth spurt and you guy can help me get different clothes.
drake: growth spurt?
me: tera told me when you tun thirteen you have a growth spurt and it changes your pelt.drake:and you believe her?
me:why shouldn't i?
drake:well tera doesn't alway tell the truth.
me: well even if she was lying i still probally will have a tiny growth spurt.
drake: fine. now lets get you home, its already 7:30

so drakes mom drove me home, and just couldn't stop ranting about when she was my age.

finally we got to my house, i said good bye and i went inside.
the lights were off. hmm, maybe sis went home with her boyfriend, because i doubt she's asleep.
agh. whatever, as long as i'm not her slave.

i went in my room and turned the lights on and there, on my bed i saw sis sleeping happily.
what is she doing in my room! in my bed!
i walked over and shook her awake.


Pet's name: Lydia
lydia:ahhhh! what the heck! what are you doing here!
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS IS MY ROOM!!!
lydia: it is?
me:yes! now get out!
lydia:oh, okay sorry.*walk out drowsily*

oh my gosh what has happened to my sister!?!
she actually apologised to me!
well, at least i know now she has some manners.
i'm going to bed. i have a long party planning day ahead of me.
goooodddd niiiggghhhtttt!!!

[momo0]

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[momo0]

Pet's name: Falla
goooodddd moooorrrrrnnnniiiiinnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey, i just woke up and sis came in.


Pet's name: Lydia
lydia: hey sis, listen i'm sorry bout yesterday. i had just came home then and it had been a long night for me, so i thought your bed was the couch and just like, past out.
me: it's okay, so are you going to buy my birthday cake today?
lydia: um like, no. i'm going to the mall to pick out a dress for prom. you should too now that tomorrow your gonna be thirteen and when your thirteen you can go to prom.

then she walked out and was gone.
there go's my chance of eating cake .
and what was she talking about the prom, all i remember of what sis said about her first prom it sounded like it was really full of fun. yay! that means i can go!
wait, don't i have to have a boyfriend to go? well, probably not.
anyway i have to get ready for school!

i got ready and walked to school.

at the door was gabbie and tera, talking. hmm, it looks like drakes not here yet.
oh whatever i'll go join gabbie and tera.


Pet's name: Gabbie
gabbie:so are you going to prom?


Pet's name: Tera
tera: sadly, no. i am not old enough. but i will be at the jr. prom.
gabbie: well at least it's a prom.
tera:yeah, i guess.
me:hey guys!
gabbie: hey falla, we were just talking about the prom, are you going?
me: i'm not quite sure yet, i want to go but i don't know if sis will let me.
me: so tomorrow is my b-day and party so its going to start at 12:00 pm and go to
11:30 the next day.
tera: okay good to know.
gabbie:i wonder what your new pelt will look like? hopefully your clothes are nice too!
me:yeah!

then drake came running up to us panting


Pet's name: Drake
drake:AM I LATE
gabbie: actually your kinda early.
drake relaxed
drake:phew! mom and max started chattering this morning and max's school
doesn't start till 10:00 so neither of them were paying any attention to the time.
???:your brothers with max!
we all turned around to see ailsa



Pet's name: Ailsa
drake: uh, yeah why?
ailsa picked him up and ran away. poor drake.
drake:aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

tera:that was weird...
*bell*

so i guess i'm off to class.

i got in art class before anyone else (even the teacher)
and i waited until everyone got here.


teacher: okay class today yu will have to work with only crayons.
random kid:what!! why!!
teacher:do as i tell you!
random kid: yes ms. twinkle berry

so i started drawing (with my crayons) and i wasn't paying attention to what i was doing instead
i was thinking of what my new pelt would look like. then when ms. twinkle berry said that time was up
she took me out of my thoughts and i looked at my drawing, it was a gross blob with only
one big black in the middle that made it look like it had an eye.

teacher: okay falla what did you mak-... what.. is that?
me:ummm.....a...... cyclops?
teacher:oh, its wonderful and so original!!!
me: uh. thanks!

so after art and math i went to lunch.


Pet's name: Tera
tera: falla, i want you to meet my older sister that i was talking about the other day.


???:hey, i'm lucy
tera: lucy's home schooled.
me:cool, i was wondering why i had never seen you.
lucy: in my opinion homeschooling is much better.
tera:yeah, lucy go's to co-op's and stuff. i tried it but i just didn't enjoy it as much as
lucy does.
lucy:so what group are you in falla?
me: i don't know, i don't think i have one, maybe popular?
lydia:oh, hey i'm lydia please come with me
me:wuh?
lydia: ugh.not you, her
lucy:me?
lydia: like, yah. you, come with me
lucy:why?
lydia:ugh! so hailee doesn't have to come to you
lucy: and why does this "hailee" person want me?
lydia: FINE!!!
HAILEE! COME HERE!

and here hailee comes marching forward angrily.


Pet's name: Hailee
hailee:ugh. i thought i told you to bring her to me!
lydia: well dah, but she refused!
hailee: fine ,
hi i'm hailee! wellcome to the school, now if you don't mind i have to tell if you are\aren't popular.
lucy: what? oh, no, i'm not joining the school just visting.
hailee: then your wasting my time! *storms off*
tera:little ball of sun shine, isn't she?

so after that i had more classes and went home and started to do my home work
well, i'd love to stay and chat but home work wont do itself
gooodddddd byyyeeee!!!!!!!!!

[momo0]

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[momo0]

Pet's name: Falla

heeellloooo!!!
so last night i stayed up really late doing home work and i just fell asleep.
yay!!! its my birthday!!!!!
hmm... i can't do everything by myself, i'll call drake and ask if he wants to help.
phone:ring ring ring
???:hello?
me: uh. hi this is falla, is drake there?
???: i dunno.
me: who is this?
???: your worst nightmare...
me: you know that is very overused.
???:okay, this is falla right?
me:yes, i already told you this! now could i please speak with drake?
???:sure, DRAKE FALLA WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
i waited a bit before drake came on.
drake: hey falla whats going on?
me: well i just talked to this weird guy and- wait , who was that anyway?
drake: oh yeah, that was my dad.
me: okay. can you come over and help me get ready for the party?
drake: oh, sure i'll be over in a bit
me: okay thanks. *hangs up*

okay, while i'm waiting for drake i'll start hanging decorations.

i waled into the basement (where we keep most everything we have) and looked for the party decorations box. i had to search awhile before i found it, and once i got back upstairs i saw drake waiting to be let in
(i really have to stop my habit of locking doors)


Pet's name: Drake
drake: *walks inside* okay, what can i help with?
me: you can start by wrapping streamers around the house then can you go to the mall and buy a cake?
drake: but i don't have any money.
me: *shrugs* here, my sister gave me some birthday money the other day.
drake: okay *takes money and starts wrapping streamers*

drake finished fast and he went to the mall.
i finished awhile afterwards by then it was 11:52 and drake still wasn't here. i hope he's okay.
then tera and gabbie walked up.


Pet's name: Tera
tera:wuz up birthday girl! *hugs*


Pet's name: Gabbie
gabbie: who did you invite besides us?
me:drake,lucy and ailsa.
tera:why didn't you tell me my sister was coming?
tera didn't know
me: i thought lucy would tell you!
gabbie: guys stop chattering, here come ailsa and lucy.


Pet's name: Ailsa
ailsa:hey everybody !


Pet's name: Lucy
lucy: so hat are we gonna do!
me: we're gonna do truth or dare once drake gets back.
lucy:.....
tera:.....
gabbie:.....
ailsa:i'm sure drake wont mind if we just do one round without him.
me: okay your probably right. gabbie, truth or dare?
gabbie: truth.
me: do you have a crush? and if so, who is it?
gabbie: this guy who go's to my dance class named jim.
tera: do you have picture of him?
gabbie: uh...*pulls out phone and starts browsing* yeah.

Pet's name: jim
here.
me:okay.

then drake came in and put down a frilly white cake on the table.

drake: did i miss anything?
me:only one round of truth or dare.
gabbie: yeah. so now its my turn. tera truth or dare?
tera: dare
gabbie: i dare you to say "it's the blue ghost" every time you see hailee.
ailsa: no. that would be terrible!
tera: *whispers to gabbie* i'll do it..
tera: ailsa, truth or dare?
ailsa:truth.
tera: why do you keep acting weird around drake? like that time you carryed him off
ailsa; because... i ... am... going to... ask his brother to the prom...
everyone:
drake: uh, sorry to desipoint you but max already has a girlfriend
ailsa:
me:cake time!
lucy: well that was random.
me: i will get lydia to cut the cake.
i went in lydia's room and she was playing video games on her phone.
me:you need to cut the cake.


Pet's name: Lydia
lydia:we're having cake?
me:yes, and you need to cut the cake.
lydia: kay, fine.
i walked out and sis followed.

so she cut the cake and we all ate some. yummy!
me: you want to pillow fight?
everyone but lydia:sure!

since then it was rapid flurry of feathers and pillows,lucy had pinned down tera while gabbie and ailsa were
pillowing eachother and i stuffed a pillow in drakes face,he ducked and swung his at my legs i fell and he had me pinned down, i got up and jumped on him and i had him pinned down now.
tera gave up and sat in a corner, ailsa gave up too so now it was just me,drake,gabbie and lucy.
i kept throwing pillows at drake until he quit, and went to sneek up on lucy while she had gabbie pinned down, i through my pillow at her and she turned to get me but gabbie got her out.
now it was just me and gabbie. i thrust my pillow forward her but she dodged and hit me.
but i pinned her down, and hit her with my pillow until she surrendered.
gabbie: okay, you win falla.

we took a breath for awhile and ate some dinner.
tera: so when do you think your gonna have your growth spurt?
me: well-
lydia: she was born at 9:00 and its 8:47 right now so pretty soon.
everyone:
lydia: what?
me: okay. we can start picking out outfits then?

i feel weird, and i'm gonna have a growth spurt any time now...
for some reason lydia shoved me in the bathroom and locked the door, this is really weird!
and... now.. i'm tired i don't know why i just am....



lydia: falla wake up!
me: huh?
tera:have you looked at yourself!?!
drake: yeah, you might want to change your look, here *hands me mirror*


Pet's name: Falla
aahhhhhhh!!!!! i really need a new look!

so i went into my closet and came out looking like this:

Pet's name: Falla

well thats my new look i guess... i wonder what else will change....

its been a long day.
gooodddd niiigghhhttt!!!!!!

[Coolpaw5]

So.... In one birthday, she became a teenager? Or a 13-year-old that could pass for a teen or an adult? That's pretty awesome. o3o

[momo0]

thanks!