FYI: That was sarcasm [CS Pet Diary]

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Things are… well…
There are a lot of rumors to what happened yesterday with the boys bathroom. Some people think Rocky blew the stall door off and although he thinks that is a cool idea he denies doing it. The principle really wants to know who did it. The boys bathroom is closed for maintenance so they'll be using the other ones.
Sometimes i begin to wonder if i was seeing things yesterday… i mean, what dog has glowing eyes, maybe he was using a yellow flashlight to see and the lights came back on… but how on earth did the door fly off the hinges?! Maybe he blew it up. But he isn't acting different- he just acts like i don't exist (like every other dog here- save my friends and enemies). Did i hallucinate the whole thing?! I can't have!
At lunch i asked my friends about Freak, apparently his name is Samuel and he's a mentally disturbed orphan that gives everyone the cold shoulder. I found this school picture of him:

Tania was wondering why i was acting weird but i just shrugged. Keeping this secret and pretending nothing happened is going to drive me bonkers! I can't do this! Why am i even scared of him?! It's not like me - this is so weird!
I'm gonna tell Silt tomorrow, he won't tell anyone…
Gotta go.
~Alex

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Today is just not my day, Whatever.
Silt is away today. Apparently he had a dentists appointment. Just my luck! -.-
And this morning i found my locker door busted and when i opened it a pile of garbage tumbled out onto me! GRRRRR! I got so mad i threw some of it at a nearby dog that was laughing at me. Everyone else there shut their pie-hole and quickly made their way to their class after that.
Apparently Huge did it so he got detention and has to pay for new books and stationary as well as a new locker door. But i still wish i could bite his head off… not that i could, it's too huge to stick in my mouth. (Haha! Get it? Of course not. Why do i think a notebook will get a pun? … Come to think of it, i wouldn't want to put Huge's head in my mouth if it could fit- it doesn't look like he washes his hair properly. ew)

Anyway,so my hoodie reeks (from when the trash fell on me) along with my books and everything else that was in my locker. Thankfully i've been assigned a new locker which i just moved to (and it's not far from Tania's). Aaannd i decided no hoodie is better than a stench following me for the whole day so i haven't been wearing it today.
That popular girl that got caesar saladed (not a word but oh well) covers a nose with a paw whenever she makes eye contact with me and starts complaining about bad smells which is irritating but according to my friends (and thanks to Tania's body spray) i don't too smell bad.

Nothing else to report apart from Rocky getting detention during lunch break, and I decided i got way too excited the other day and i should tell someone who blew up the boys bathroom door before any more damage is made. (And plus it would bring much joy to my heart to see that brat get suspended!) Aren't i sweet.

~Alex

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OH MY WOW! Things just went from weird to insane! (And when i say insane i mean COMPLETELY UNREALISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!)
And the freak isn't in class… creepy… I'M WIGGING OUT! O0O

First things first: On the bus this morning i told Silt i wanted to talk to him secretly at lunch today. He was wondering why but he agreed in the end.
Then i got out of the bus and began my regular routine when Samuel (the freak) ran down the hallway and crashed out the front doors. Most everyone ignored him but i was wondering what on earth that was about. So i ran and followed him.
I managed to stalk follow him without his knowing to a gap behind the trash bins where i heard him groaning and hissing (for a moment i thought it was a cat! Ugh, hate cats.)
I peeked behind the smelly bin and saw samuel with his yellow eyes but this time he looked like a shadow! I could vaugly see the brick building of the school right behind his shadowy body! I almost had a heart attack!!! Infact, i fell against the large bin and made a huge BANG! I thought i would die. (Picture i drew below of what he kinda looked like:)

There was silence for a bit.
Then i saw his usual black head peer around the corner at me. He stared at me in shock.
"What. the freak. is going on?" I said slowly through gritted teeth. I was going to wig out soon.
He blinked. "Are you stalking me?"
How was he so calm after that????
I lost it. "Of course i am- i mean not! Who stalks a creepy, demon dog that goes to your school?!?! That's just insane-"
"Well sorry! It's not like i can help it or anything!!" (Oh good, he's more normal than i thought.)
My voice grew louder. "Only a pickle would say that!"
So did his voice. "If there's a pickle around here it's you!"
"What has pickles got to do with you being a freaking demon?!?!"
"I'm not a demon!!!" His eyes flashed yellow as he roared at me... and that was the end of that discussion. (I'm surprised nobody came outside to see what was going on.)
While i was in shock he stormed back into the building with a large shadow following him.
The bell rang and i shook out of my trance.

And wait till you hear this:
At lunch, I called off my meeting with silt and went to find Samuel. Why? He may (just may) freak me out (somehow), but he seemed more desperate this morning when we were shouting at each other and i felt sorry for him. (I'll kill you if you tell anyone i said that.) Scratch that- i'm not a soppy dog.
Anyway, i found him and he didn't look happy to see me (which is nice because i feel the same way about him). "What's happening?"
He ignored me.
"You deaf?"
"No!" He spun around and stalked off.
I followed. "Hey! What are you? I'm not gonna let this go!"
"Well then you're gonna be hanging on to a dead tree for a long time."
What?
I shook off the weird statement and continued following him. "I want to know what is going on and if you don't tell me, i'll tell the teachers that-" Suddenly he spun around and eyeballed me. I almost crashed into his snout.
He glared at me. "I'm not telling you anything." Then he continued walking off.
I stood there and called smugly after him, "Okay then, have fun getting suspended- or if you're lucky- expelled!" And i trotted in the opposite direction.
I'm totally not mean.
I slowly made my way to the teachers office, waiting for him to come after me. (Cause i've been holding out on you- i have the power of seeing the future.) NVM- lame joke.
I felt a tap on my back.
Boy, did he have a sour puss face!
"Fine, you win. Come and i'll tell you- but just to warn you: i can't guarantee what will happen to you if you know the truth."
Great now i got detention.
Gotta go

~Alex

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Elloya, Whatever.
I just made that greeting up. HOW'S THAT FOR EXOTIC?!?!?
Excuse the end of my last abruptly suspenceful diary entry. My teacher told us to pack away our diary, notebook, paper thingies (sorry if you can't understand my highly intellectual vocabulary) but i was so into the moment that i didn't pack up and i got detention. Gee, it's not like i sneezed on her face or anything (although i'd probably be suspended for that (if i was brave enough to get that close to her face) )
Now everyone thinks i have some huge secret hidden in here! DX And i suppose i do but not in the way they think! I shudder to imagine what would happen if this got out. I'd be labeled a psychopath and Samuel would be dragged off to who knows where! Oh, i didn't actually shudder as i wrote that.

I'm probably gonna regret this but i'm gonna burst if i don't continue the last entry i wrote earlier today.

Picking up where we left off, he turned without another word and wandered off. Obviously, i followed, with curiosity growing in my gut... like a fungus. (Haha! Joking!)
He went to the teachers lounge. (BTW, I'm gonna talk in red 'cause it's my favorite color and i don't care if Rocky likes it I'MA speak in it! And freak talks in dark blue.)
"Are you insane?!" I exclaimed in a low voice. "No, scratch that, you are insane! Almost every teacher is going to be there now and when they see you-"
"I know what i'm doing." He interrupted.
He seems to like doing that. It really gets under my skin. >:(
"Just stay here." He added before walking right in, without knocking!
He was dead for sure.
But five minutes later he walked out with a key in his paw!
I was shocked! I was speechless even!!!
He smirked when he saw my expression.
The guy is talented at annoying me.
"I have my ways." He said smugly, swinging that evil little key with that stupid red ribbon tied to it. Grrrrr! How did he do that?!?!
"Sure, are you like a teachers pet or something." I snapped.
He shrugged and walked off.
"Nice, so where now, pet." I called.
"Just come."
Oh he is SO ANNOYING!!!
He took me outside to the sports gear shed (which is in the area of the school that most students avoid since there is nothing to do but make out or graffiti walls) unlocked it and disappeared inside.
I paused. "Why there?"
A voice called from inside. "It's the best place on campus to share secrets."
I groaned and followed.
It was dark inside and it smelt like old, sweaty socks. Yech! No wonder it's the most secretive place in school!
My eyes adjusted and i saw the place was terribly cluttered.
Had the sports teacher heard of 'clean'? Then I realized why the teacher seemed to continually harbor evil smells. Nope, he hadn't.
I spotted Samuel eyeing me from behind a high jump mat leaning on it's side. Once i'd picked my way over he retreated behind the thick mat and the conversation went something like this:
"So what's going on? What happened when you burst that bathroom door? Why are you so weird?"
I felt the air get heavier. I could tell freak didn't want to talk about it. "I'm not a normal dog."
"I already gathered that."
The mood of the conversation went from unhappy to dark. "When I was younger I was kidnapped and taken to a secret, scientific institute that was trying to do something like create super-canines -"
"Wait, what?"
He glared at me.
"Never mind."
"I don't know who the scientists work for but it isn't the government and they have a plan." He paused.
"What happened?" I asked.
He sighed unhappily. "I was experimented on. I was their first successful 'Super'."
"Super?"
"It's the name they give you if you have... super powers, I guess you could call it. I was the first successful one to survive."
"So... what powers do you have?"
"I have mental control over shadows and darkness plus I can transform into one."
O-O
Usually i would've called an asylum or slapped him silly, but because of what i'd seen I bolted to my feet in alarm and paced the shed. "Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!" Yeah, i kinda wigged out.
"You done?" Samuel asked with amusement.
"How is that possible?" I said.
Suddenly the little light that allowed me to see disappeared so it didn't matter if my eyes were open or closed, i couldn't see my nose.
I'll be honest with you- it freaked me out!
Then the bell rang and all the shadows began to seep out the crack around the door, leaving it the same as before. But just before the place went to it's usual brightness i heard him whisper: Don't breath a word of it to anyone or we'll both be in trouble.
But what was even more freaky was that Samuel was gone! He couldn't have left during the darkness! Oh... He said he could turn into... a shadow? O-O OH MOU WOAH!!!!!
I still want to hear the rest of it. Did he escape or something else? But i didn't see him for the rest of the day. Creepy right? I feel so stupid talking to you like you reply.
Well, i'm going to have extra homework to do tomorrow because i've written in you all evening and my paw feels like cheese.

~ Alex

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Apart from forgetting my diary yesterday and Tania acting weird, things are rather normal around here (to my surprise)…
That is, until lunch today.
Oh yeah, Hi Whatever!
I was eating with my two friends (because Tania had disappeared at the beginning of the day) when...

( ^ I can't believe this dog's name is Princess!!! e.O)
Princess: *standing table* Can i have everyone's attention! NOW!!!
Me and everyone else in the cafeteria: Turn to look at the queen of popularity. (Yech)
Princess: Now i have some announcements to make.
Me: *thinks* great -__-
Princess: I wanted to make sure that everyone knows i have a boyfriend, and you can't steal him from me. And his name is Zach.

clapping as zach jumps up on table and gives a mock bow
Me: -___-
Princess: Thank you, and i also want to say that some of you have been naughty by pretending you're popular when you're obviously not cool so i just wanted to give you a list of who is popular and the rest of you can do whatever so long as you don't hang with us.
These are the top dogs:
Myself he, obviously
Zach
Gem

Qwen

Ethen
Sasha
John

blah
blah
blah
blah
blah
blah
blah
blah
and Tania.
Wait, what?! Tania?
Rocky: She's what?!
Princess: And Alex, Silt and Rocky, you're not cool enough to be outcast so you're nobody.
Me: Well if you just mentioned us we must be somebody.
I've never seen someone's face more red.
Gwen: Shut up looser, you're only somebody enough to talk to dirt.
Crowd: ooooOOOOOoooo!
Random person: Burn!!!
Me: Well-
Gwen: Uh, NO! You can't speak to us, you're not good enough. You're all dismissed!
Everyone continued what they were doing or left.
I am so gonna get her back!!!
Rocky: That must've hurt.
Me: Shut up cheese brain.
Rocky: Oh Burnnn!!!!
Silt: You just dissed yourself.
Rocky: Double burn!!!!
Me:
Silt: Why is Tania suddenly popular?
Me: No idea, she's been acting weird lately though.
Suddenly we saw Princess, Gwen, and another girl i couldn't see coming up to us.
Princess: Hey dirt. You're not good enough to talk to us so we're the only ones who'll do the talking.
Then the other girl came out from behind them. I didn't recognize her but she seemed familiar.

Princess: Oh, yes! I would like you to meet someone, the new and improved Tania!
Us: .
OH. MY. GOSH!
That didn't even look like Tania!!!! They even dyed her fur!!!!
Tania: Isn't this marvelous!
Princess: Uh, don't say that sweetie, it's not cool.
Tania: Oh sorry. Isn't this awesome!
Princess: She's a natural you know.
Yeah, a natural at being brainwashed apparently.
Me: What did you do-
Rocky: Great make-over.
Tania: Thanks!
Me: NOT HELPING!!!
Princess: I'm sorry you're dirt, Alex, you could've moved up ranks with her. Have fun wallowing in your pity.
Gwen: Come on Tania, you don't want to talk to uncool people like them for too long or it rubs off on you.
Tania: Don't worry, i make them see you're all cool. *bounces off*
Silt:
Rocky: She even acts like a popular.
Me: She's always like that when she's happy.
Did i loose one of my friends?
So i'm gonna figure out what happened and why because i will not let any of my friends go over to the dark side!!!! AND I DON'T CARE IF THEY HAVE COOKIES!!!!
But at least she isn't as mean as them… yet.
I needa go.
But before i do, I went over to ask Freak something today but he acted as though he didn't know me, then I noticed some dogs giving me the 'what is she doing?' look and i thought it might be best to just leave the freak alone, lest anyone thought i liked him ('cause that's just wrong). Yech! Besides, if he's gonna ignore me, i'm gonaa ignore him.

~Alex

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Hey there, Whatever.
My name apparently is dirt now. -___-
Whenever Princess sees me she says: Hey, dirt.
Gwen will sometimes do that too (and even other populars and one other nerd) and whenever i say something they ignore me. I AM GOING TO GO INSANE!!!
And don't push it diary- you're not helping.
I really wanna find out where they live.
Oh, and Tania is still hanging out with the populars, she's gotten on really well with Gem apparently (yeah, i've beens spying on her and company).
So here's the update:
Between math and history class i overheard Princess and her #1 lackey, Gwen talking at their lockers (also, where did Gwen come from? She just turned up a week ago):
Princess: How's Tania?
Gwen: She's fitting in really well, the only thing is that she likes dogs that aren't popular- although she spends more time with us.
Princess: We'll make her see that her old friends are losers in time. Speaking of which, is how is Alexander?
How does she know my name?!?!?! And why does she want to know how i am!?!?!?! I actually felt like puking.
Gwen: She isn't happy that Tania is popular but that's about all i can tell, she's rather guarded.
Princess: *grins* That's fine. C'mon, let's go to class.


Then at lunch:
Tania: Hey guys!
Silt: Hi
Rocky: Nice outfit.
Me: It's the same as yesterday weirdo.
Rocky: My point still stands.
Me: ugh
Tania: *sits with her tray and eats*
An awkward silence followed.
Me: So what's with the new outfit and social status.
Tania: You don't like it?
Me: It's not you!
Rocky: I think it's fine.
Me: Shut up and eat.
Rocky: Woah, sorry shark dog!
I glared at him.
Rocky: I'm quiet!
Silt: Here, Tania. The thing is that without a word or warning, you disappeared and turned up popular. How do you think we feel?
Tania: Uh, maybe happy for me.
Me: Happy that you hang out with the most arrogant, prissy dogs in school? Not really.
Silt: Listen, the thing is with the popular dogs is that they don't like anyone that's not popular, which means they don't like us. If you're a popular you're identifying with them and saying you don't like us. So need to choose your friends. Will it be us or them?
Woah, dude does he know how to make a speech!
Me: *thinking: go Silt!*
She stared at him in bewilderment until her expression turned cold.
Tania: Fine, i'll go hang out with the K-9's that do accept me! *storms off*
Silt: Wait!
Poop

I'm not going to give up on her though! (although i almost did)
I'll think of something later but right now i'm about to officially start english class.
~Alex

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Whatever.
Today has been bitter sweet.
I walked into math class (a bit late) this morning and barely missed getting glued by a bucket of glue that fell from the door! I know!!! Dogs laughed anyway.
And guess who did it?

>:(
He didn't even get punished for it because it didn't hit me!

But the good news is that after not seeing Tania this morning, she came up to us in her normal clothes at lunch!!!

Tania: Sorry for bailing on you guys, i told Princess i'd rather have real friends than popularity and good looks. She got really mad and kicked me out of the popular group.
Silt: Good on you! Come sit with us!
Rocky: Welcome to group outcasts of the outcasts!
Everyone looked at me.
Me: yeah, um sorry for getting angry with you at first. It's good to have you back.
Tania: *smiles* No problem.
Princess: ALRIGHT EVERYONE!!! Quick note: Tania and Gem are sooooo not popular! They are nobody! Thanks for listening.
We all cracked up laughing.
Silt: What happened with Gem?
Tania: She realized that Princess was a stuck up brat and plucked the courage to turn her down too.
Yes!!! Ten points for the nobodies!!!

And there goes Freak again, running out of class like he's being chased by a mailman. Why does he keep doing that? I need to ask him some time.

~Alex

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Bad news, Whatever:
My favorite teacher is resigning!!!! DX
I never actually told you but i love our science teacher- he's really funny and the classes are actually interesting. But this is his last week!
Good news:
I think i know how i can repay Princess and Gwen! >:D And it has something to do with the fart bomb experiment we did today in class as some fun. Mwahahahaha!!!
And more bad news:
Yesterday, after school, i saw Huge and Connor talking to each other. So i went over to them (i really wanted to pull Connor's tail for what he did with that glue.

Connor--------------------------------Huge

They jumped out of their skin (or almost) when they realized i was standing there!
Me: Fancy seeing Mr. Oily-rag-for-a-wig and Master Dull chatting together.
I shall nominate them colors.
Connor: What do you want, evil eyes?
Me: Ooo! That's actually almost clever! Almost- it's too cheesy to take seriously.
Huge: Beat it, weirdo!
Me: Beat what? Seriously, Huge, your worse than Conner at smart remarks.
Huge: HUGE?!?! I am not HUGE!!!
whoops- lol.
Me: Check out a mirror some time, now if you'll excuse me, i have a bus to catch.
I sprinted off to the parked bus before Huge (or Steve) could snap my neck, and no, he didn't in case you couldn't tell.
Anyway, where i was going with all that was today at lunch Rocky told me that Connor and Huge have teamed up and are out to get me.
More bad news:
I barely see my dad these days. He has lots of work.
Not much else to say. The freak is still avoiding me.

~Alex

I won't be posting much now that school is on, sorry. Stay tuned though!

[mantlepiece]

hello wahatve
hi whateefe
WHATEVER!!!!
My paws are sshanking shacking shaking (!) really bad!!!
Guess what hapened! Okay i'll telly you! (Arrrrgh!!! My spellin is really ANNYOING ME!!!!!)
First, i had tooo much coffee this morning.
Sekond: At lunch (need i say anymore), i was talking to Rocky about my plans for Prinsess and Qwen when we saw a large crowd up ahead and i was going to ignore it but Rocky insisted we get involved with whatever was the center of attention. Typical him.
I loste him in the crowd but i managed to make my way to the front where i found the biggest bullies in the school, Huge, Princess, Gwen and Zach shouting insults at the lockers.

Had everyone lost their brain? It was the weirdest thing to watch.
I asked the dog next to me what was going on.
Random girl: That orphan, Samuel, shut himself in his locker like he saw a ghost!
Me: What?!
Oh yay. Why on earth would he do that?
I tentatively stepped out of the ring of students that surrounded the bullies who surrounded Sam's locker. Should i do anything? I wondered. (looking back now i realize how stupid i sound thinking that.)
Gwen: Or maybe you're just hiding something! *still shouting at Sam in his locker*
Princess: *in a silky voice* If you aren't hiding anything why don't you just come out?
Zach: Ha, because he's a coward who thinks he's too good for us!
Huge: Show your snout!
Princess: If you don't we're going to force that door down!
Zach: *Steps forward and reaches a paw out* I'll give you to the count of three!
Wow, Zach is really evil! Actually they all are. And if there is one thing i hate most it's BULLIES!!!!
Zach: One!
And i didn't care if Sam even deserved the humiliation there was no way i could just stand there and watch!
Princess: Two!
I knew i would probably regret the outcome but i marched right up to Zachary, who had his paw on the locker, ready to open it, and i pushed him backwards so he fell onto the crowd behind him.
A roar of protests rose from the crowd.
Gwen: What are you doing, genius! Move it before someone opens you up!
Me: You move it before I open you up!
Crowd: OOOOoooooo!
Princess: How dare you push my boyfriend!
Me: Be thankful i didn't punch his head in!
Princess:
Qwen:
Huge:
Zach: What are you doing? *stares at me in shock*
Me: I'm standing here, obviously.
Zach: No, why did you push me?
Me: *rolls eyes* Because you annoy me!
Zach: *blinks*
Princess: I. HATE. YOU.
Me: Yeah, i know. Thanks for stating the obvious.
Princess: *Fumes*
Me: So are all you losers done?
Huge: Once i've beaten you up i will be!
Suddenly huge falls backwards.
Rocky: *from the crowd* haha! I've been wanting to do that for ages!
Huge: Why you little- Come back 'ere! *runs off*
Me: *silently thanks rocky* Have the rest of you done wasting your time?
Zach: Com' on, Princess, that dog's not worth the effort.
Princess: *Smirks* Your right. *Stalks off with boyfriend*
*Crowd begins to dissipate*
Gwen: *Glares at me* This isn't the end!
Me: *Smirks* I sure hope it isn't.
Gwen: *flicks her hair at me and storms away*
When everyone was gone i turned around.
Me: What on earth are you doing in there?
Samuel: Umm… hiding.
Me: Yeah, but why?
Samuel: Having difficulties with controlling my powers.
Me: … oh.
Samuel: Yeah, um, thanks for saving me back there.
Me: Uh, sure. No problem.
The locker door opened and he jumped out as his normal self.

Me: How did you even fit in there?
Samuel: Shadow powers, duh.
The bell rang and we awkwardly said bye and went to the same class. I know i know I KNOW! WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU LIKE THIS AGAIN!!!

So yes. That just happened. I was still shaking from the adrenaline of standing in front of so many dogs and facing almost all my enemies at once! Do you know what it is like to have four dogs that want to eat you alive and half a school that will probably do whatever they say to be glaring at you! Not fun!
So now a bunch of dogs are passing off rumors about me and it ain't looking good. Except for the rumor that i'm awesome for standing up to the biggest jerks and brats ever! XD But the others aren't good. : /
Later

~Alex

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Things have… changed since yesterday, aaaaand it's bad but possibly good…at the same time... well…
Rocky was really hyperactive yesterday afternoon. He got detention twice! In one class! And he was chatting to me about what i did the whole way home on the bus. (Huge didn't catch him if you wanted to know.) Silt and Tania just listened. Apparently they heard the rumor that i'm in love with Samuel! EW! Who created that one! YUCK! And when i denied it they still looked skeptical!!! So great!
And to make it worse, Samuel came over and sat next to me at lunch today! O-O IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!!! (Not that i hate him but seriously!)
and THEN it GOT WORSE!!!

This guy came over and sat across from me!!! I don't hate him either but my friends were like . I mean, why does a popular guy sit with "dirt"? The conversation was really awkward from there. (And no i will not write it down!) But everyone was either giving everyone the beady eye or pretending they were sitting at a table by them-self. Weird right? It was even more awkward when we all finished our lunch and left.
So my friends came up to me after that and asked if i'd been going behind their back… um… yeah i kinda flew off the hook and yelled at them so...

Let's not think about that.
I have pretty much formed a plan in my mind of an evil prank to play on the prissy girls of the school. They are having a slumber party at Princess' house in a few days- all i need to do is find out where that is and i'll be good to go! XD

Time to go!
~Alex