by Thing Two » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:16 pm
More stalkers! Yay! Sorry about no entry's latly, I've been on holiday during new year. I got a super long one today, coz I made you guys wait so long.
Dear diary
Today was awesome. Shopping with popular people is amazing, you should try it some time, I got some more short shorts, they were, like, on a super sale because 1. It's winter and 2. It's Boxing Day and everything is on sale on Boxing Day. And guess what? Well you can't so ill tell you, Flynn called me cute, well not exactly but when I tried on the shorts he said they looked cute.
On a different, less appealing note, when I came home I saw a lump of brown on my bed and, being a dumb person like me, I thought I had left out some of my chocolate and it had melted. After stuffing the whole thing in my mouth only then did I realise. Chocolates don't have lumps of corn in them. Ew. It turns out red had been in my room and I had just eaten his poop, having a fox pup is so annoying. After eating it I spewed up all over my new shorts and winter coat and to wash the fast away I had some chocolate, that was actually chocolate this time. If you have never eaten fox poop before, don't.
When I got home mum said that Jay rang, which isn't surprising, he always rings, I think I'll ring him back soon, when I have finished washing poop and spew off my new clothes. Chelsea is being a little sweety and playing with her new dolls, she's so adorable, talking away to herself in different voices. Then there's me, writing in my diary, covering in spew and poop. Well, I better go clean myself up.
My shorts and coat are all clean now and spinning around and around in the drier, if you haven't watched washing in the drier I recommend you do, it's quite fun, it goes around and around and around . . . Ahim, anyways, I rang jay, it turns out he was just wondering if I got his txt, he can be so random sometimes, in the end we organised that I would call Jacqui and we would go to the park tomorrow to make snowmen and have snowball fights, it's not snowy at all right ow but its due to snow overnight, it's suposed to be half a metre deep, fun. Hopefully my coat will be dry by then, it seems to be asking forever in the drier, while I wait ill call Jacqui, just a sec . . .
Sorry I was gone so long, me and jacqui talked for ages, she got stuff like protest signs, long necklaces and handles for Xmas, did I mention Jacqui's kinda a hippi? Well, yeah, she is, she loves nature, animals and stuff like that, she's one of those people you would see on tv, chained to a tree, about to be run over by a bulldozer. She so funny. Well anyway, yeah, she can come to the park, I can't wait, it's going to be so fun! g2g, the drier is done, finally!
Ew, this is my third entry today, I think I may be getting too attached to you, we'll, anyway, this is important, just while I was telling mum I was going to the park tomorrow and the phone rang, I thought I Might be jay comferming tomorrow but it wasn't, it was Sophie, Flynn had asked her to kitty purry's consort tomorrow but her family is going away and she wanted me to go. I told her I would call her back. Was that the right thing to do? I mean, if I don't reply soon then she might give the ticket to someone else but then a day with my buffs in the snow would be epic but then I don't want to miss the chance of gong to a consent with Flynn. Oh! What do I do! I don't even know why I'm asking you, your only some stack of paper. I'm sorry, I shouldn't of said that, I was being mean. I must be gong mad, I'm apologizing to a book.
I'm just lying here in bed right now, I can't get to sleep I can't decide what to do. I can just hear little Chelsea snoring away in the room across the hall . . . I really must be going mad, I can hear the voices of her toys, but at the same time I can hear her snoring. Hmm, that's strange, well, anyway, I better get some sleep, I might know what to do about my crisis in the morning.
Talk in the morning,
Tiff
❝Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
❝ I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue
-Jason mraz, I'm yours
❝ You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
-Augustus Waters