Prolouge
Well. I probably wouldn't be writing this, least of all telling humans, if it weren't for the Doctor. (He made me write it, so all complaints go to him, okay?) Who's the Doctor? you might ask. Although, if you've clicked on this link, I doubt that you don't know who the Doctor is. You either watch the TV show called 'Doctor Who', or, possibly, you are odd and inquisitive. Let me do some explaining.
Since you assumably watch Doctor Who, I take it you're familiar with the idea of multi dimensions. It would be a good thing for you to be familiar with this idea as you are in one right now. As am I. You are in what I like to call the 'grey dimension', or at least one possible outcome of the 'grey dimension'. I call it this because in your dimension, you have amazing stories, books, and movies, and a million different pieces of fiction telling you about adventure and astonishment that would be impossible in your dimension. And all colors of the rainbow mixed together make grey. Yours is a very limited dimension. For example, I live in a dimension where there is an enormous, almost completely populated universe. Your universe is enormous, but there's no alien life.
You have the most boring dimension I've ever seen. Better get your act straight, humans, there's no one to bail you out.
'Course, I'm getting off track. The point is, in your dimension, you have a TV show called Doctor Who. You have an actor called Matt Smith, and a writer called Steven Moffat. In my dimension, there is no TV show called Doctor Who. There is a man called the Doctor, and everything in the universe writes its own story with the choices it makes each day. I'm not trying to belittle anyone who works on your TV show, however. It's not like the Universe dictates what Steven Moffat writes, nor is it Steven Moffat controls the universe. Which would probably work out a heck of a lot better that a whole bunch of tiddly little governments shooting each other over potatoes and such. But I digress. The point of the point is that somehow they work out, and what Steven Moffat writes for your TV show is exactly what happens in my life.
Well, not exactly. Because the Steven Moffat in your dimension doesn't know about me. There is a dimension somewhere that is exactly like the Doctor Who you watch on TV. I am not going to talk about that. I'm going to tell you about the Doctor, as I know him, and my life from the moment I met him. Because he's totally brilliant and he's like a father to me, and he's my best friend.
My name is Calvin Sparrow. I'm here to tell you about the Doctor and I.
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And I'll leave you all waiting on that note until I can get the first chapter out.



