Dear Thigamaboobah- Delilah's stupid diary

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Stupid thingamaboobah,
My insane Dad, Brian, is forcing me to keep a diary.
This is me:

Yeah, I'm Delilah. My girly appearance is NOT true.
Dad, AKA Brian, looks like this:

He's loopy, i tell you. absolutely loopy.
I've got no ma so dont expect me to draw a picture of her.

Oop, I'll see you after school,


I'm so awesome, Delilah

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Thigamaboobah,
I'm runnin' away. With Cassidy. My best friend, a butterfly wolf. Here she is:

She is awesome, isnt she? She wants to go to hollywood. So thats where we're goin'.
And more people. Here's one, Doyo:

He's my best male friend.

I'm gonna burn ya, Delilah

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Dear stroppy Thigamaboopah,
We've run away. We arrived at Digiverille an hour ago, and it's one big theatre so far. A cat like this was performing a dance:

We talked to her and she said Digiverille was a theatre village. Then we asked if she knew a place to stay. She said we could stay at her house. See ya later,thigamaboobah,
Delilah

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Thigamaboobah,
It's one big dump at that theatre cat's house. She performs so much that she doesn't tidy her house. So we do it for her. That's the deal. We get a nice warm bed each, in exchange for us tidying her mess up. We found she had an adopted daughter. At least we had help. Here is that adopted daughter of hers, Pluma:

Awesome lookin', isnt sheh?
She said to us: (Pluma's speech is blue) Hiya! How ya doin'?
Then a mean looking dog pushed Pluma to the floor and Pluma said: "Vania! We've got people looking for your autograph and you'd best behave!!!" Then she winked at me. This is Vania:

Cassidy said that she needed a drink, but I think she just wanted to get away from the anti-goth-anti-butterfly-wolf person.
Doyo tried to look attractive but failed miserably.
Gotta sleep and stomp,
Delilah.

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Life is getting more quiet...good. The only trouble we had was convincing Pluma and Vania to come with us. We also met another girl called____. She didnt have a name and was leaping to go with us. Here she is:
.She'd stolen some sweets and sxhe shared them with us. Pluma said "Thanksss, amigo" and gobbled them up quickly. Vania decided to knock her over...which wont good. So now we're going on.

Seeya, Delilah